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Offlinefreddurgan
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Oh man, gotta stay cool
    #4421893 - 07/19/05 03:14 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I'm TOTALLY without experience WHATSOEVER with females, but this really cute girl just messaged me and we chatted for a while. She lives really close to me, and she thinks I'm cute.

I just need to stay COOL!

Throw me some advice.

SMILES on this kid's face.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4421898 - 07/19/05 03:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Be confident and just be yourself. Oh yeah make sure to take control of any and all situations cause chicks dig that. :smile:


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4421899 - 07/19/05 03:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

keep smilin'

just be yourself ,man.....don't pull anything stuipid.....


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4421903 - 07/19/05 03:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

don't be a pussy, don't kiss her ass, don't be a complete asshole and enjoy yourself


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: mantis]
    #4421904 - 07/19/05 03:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

all of the above^^^


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4421905 - 07/19/05 03:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Be yourself and be sure NOT to come on to strong with her. Ask you out to a movie or dinner and show her a good time before long you could have a nice relationship on your hands :thumbup: Good luck man.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: ShroomOmatic]
    #4421934 - 07/19/05 03:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck dude. I knew all that shit. Just have to ACT on it. Just small shit..I need to not think about it liek I just was.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4421982 - 07/19/05 03:58 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Treat her like a fat chick. Pretend like she's totally huge and you have no interest in her, and she'll fall for you the same day.

Good luck!


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Fospher]
    #4421991 - 07/19/05 04:01 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

That advice isn't bad at all. hah.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4422011 - 07/19/05 04:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

some of the funniest and truest advice ive heard in a long while.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4422241 - 07/19/05 05:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

CHOKE SLAM


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Fospher]
    #4422675 - 07/19/05 10:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fospher said:
Treat her like a fat chick. Pretend like she's totally huge and you have no interest in her, and she'll fall for you the same day.

Good luck!




This method totally works. Don't simply play hard to get, act like you don't even want to be had.


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OfflineWeAreAllOne
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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Twister]
    #4422696 - 07/19/05 11:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

FRED!  So, this one isn't the real fat one?

Just kidding.  :thumbup:

Good luck. :heart:


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4422697 - 07/19/05 11:07 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ya I have started to take interest in one particular girl and she just got out of a relationship but then all of a sudden got back in the same one after saying how much of a control-whore he was.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: Tangerines]
    #4422795 - 07/19/05 11:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=delete

JUST SEND HER THAT AND TELL HER ITS YOU! WORKS EVERYTIME!


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4422802 - 07/19/05 11:37 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Be an asshole to her and she'll love you forever.


:smirk:


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: freddurgan]
    #4422807 - 07/19/05 11:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

just be aloof.

be friendly and polite, but stay aloof.

for every time you hang with her, say you
can't hang with her two times.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4422808 - 07/19/05 11:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
Be an asshole to her and she'll love you forever.




Sad but true. Chicks dig jerks.


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4422818 - 07/19/05 11:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ask her if she know's what a trouser snake is and if she would like to see yours... Then ask silent bob if it's a good idea...


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Re: Oh man, gotta stay cool [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4422819 - 07/19/05 11:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yo once u get nude picz post them on here.


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