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What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had?
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When I was a little kid I had a dream that all these people were in my front yard. Michael Jordan was there and then went up to my dad and cut the top of his head off with a pizza cutter. I think I woke up right after that crying....probably. That was some scary and weird shit.

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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I used to have these weird dreams...almost like panic attacks, when i was little. It would consist of watching something play out in supper slow mode...over and over and over..

I would wake up really panicky...that was weird. Happened every so often. Hasnt happened in years tho.


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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snakes everywhere. i was young and the part that sticks out the most was the cobras sliding on the power lines.
but one time i had sleep paralysis, now that is beyond scary. go read up on it and youll see what i mean.


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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz

Edited by lemon_lw (07/09/05 12:54 AM)

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: lemon_lw]
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I dreamed I was a white, straight man.  That was a mindfuck and a half.  :smirk:  AND I WAS IN FRISCO!


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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole.
pantsboy said:
Do kittens contain mescaline?  Because they should.

My GF & ME :heart:

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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ALL my dreams are weird. :tongue: For instance, my latest dream I remember was being at the house on the show "Home Improvement" and I was cleaning peas off their kitchen floor.....

Uh...I really don't wanna know what THAT means....

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Le_Canard]
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You want to surgically remove the bum grapes from Tim the "Tool Man" Taylor's anus?  :confused:  :wink:


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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole.
pantsboy said:
Do kittens contain mescaline?  Because they should.

My GF & ME :heart:

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Le_Canard]
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That is a cool dream...Home Improvement kicks ass. Last night's dream involved me freaking out because there wasn't a lot of milk left in the jug...

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Bobo]
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Actually, I always thought Al was teh sexy manbeast on that show....:penis:

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Le_Canard]
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mmmmmmmmmm...Plaid.  :drooling:


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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
the pub mods are a cancer on our society as a whole.
pantsboy said:
Do kittens contain mescaline?  Because they should.

My GF & ME :heart:

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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definitely the ones I had when I was a wee lad. one where I fought this guy american gladiator style outside a spooky old house with fog everywhere, then when I went inside satan was there asking if I'd like to know him better.. you had to be there..

or the one when I looked in the mirror, and if I turned my eyes a certain direction, a slit would open in my forehead.. and a tiny frog was inside there.. freakiest dream ever

or the one where all my skin was off, and covered with like.. burlap.. and microchips were embedded in my tissue

I had some fucked up nightmares


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Shroomism]
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Burlap skin would suck....

like a bad wool sweater...


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: CaptainH13]
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yeah it was transparent burlap skin too.. so you could see all the muscle and whatnot


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Shroomism]
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A couple nights ago i had a dream where my grandpa (still living barely) sold his skin

Also lately i keep having dreams where i get up walk around and everythign nromal except its really hard to walk and im always really dizzy and then go back to sleep. When i wake up i realize itw as a dream cause some things are different like in my dream i would geta drink of jiuce then when iw as really awake we didnt even have jiuce. things like thatI also geta side effect from it too. I have dreams were i wake up and its still a dream sthings start getting crazy and i go o its still a dream so iw ake up adn then its a dream again and it happens 3 times everytime. O ya when i have these dreams i always wake up with a headache. wierd shit


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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haha
you must subconciously wish jordan was your dad/jk

i've had many weird dreams scary too but one that comes to mind is i was in heaven i think and i was walking along a white walled and floored corridor and i noticed all these people standing around someone playing guitar,when i got to him it was elvis all decked out jesus like in a flowing pure white robe and he said
"ask me anything and i'll answer it for you"
i asked him what happens to people when they die and he said,
"you'll have to find that out when it happens"
i cringed when i realized i asked him one of the most stupidest questions i ever could seeing as i seemed to be visiting heaven anyway but it was to late,i woke up instantly


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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night terror. Didn't know i had fallen asleep, felt frozen unable to move, or scream. as a toy dinosour crept towards me in the darkness of my room.

lately my dreams have sucked BADLY. I think it might have something to do with all the absinthe i'v been drinking.
My usual quickly changing random chaotic dream scenariose, have turned into what seems like hours of mundane tasks.
Trying to escape a house, or a grocery store, or a lame camping trip.
It actually makes me want to get out of bed in the morning.


upon thinking about it, mabey its my subcontious trying to get me to realize that i need to do shit with my life... like it won't let me escape into the refuge of sweet nod anymore, untill i begin solving my waking problems. :shocked:


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Dreamer987]
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Just recently I dreamed that terrorists captured me, sewed my mouth shut and then pushed me off a ledge high enough to shatter my bones but not kill me. When I woke up I was like 'Damn, glad I was just dreaming!'

That Michael Jordon/pizza cutter shit was funny dude.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post4378713


That's probaby pretty close to my weirdest one. I also just had one the other day where all of my teeth were falling out.

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: Deadmaker]
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When I was a kid, I dreamed that I was in my basement catching flying bugs in a fishing net and some "bad guys" were in the back room. When I went back there to check it out, they turned me upsidedown and slamed me into the sump pump hole. Hey, when I was a kid, it was scary.


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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: D4NK]
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Fascinating stuff! Keep it coming, people. :laugh: I love reading about the weird dreams other people have!  :thumbup:

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Re: What is the weirdest/scariest dream you've ever had? [Re: shroomanic]
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LAst night, I was looking for the buds but I couldn't find them. My homie was there and I guess he couldn't find them either.


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