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Ted Jesus Christ GOD makes me laugh some more with this
    #4354469 - 06/30/05 08:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Excerpt from Ted's "Third testament to Bibles"


This is 05-30-04 and after having almost a month of very hard erections every mourning after Ted was to Teds BREAKING POINT and now is WANTING Money and Females and a Much Fuller Life again what Ted thought where the Angels showing Ted that Ted was not medically BROKEN then MR. LIMPY or SO SHRIVEL started to happen again and WHY the SO SHRIVEL? This is Satan or Devil SHRIVELING your penis to the smallest size that Satan or Devil can get and this to DESTROY YOU DRASTICALLY because a few Females out there are Interested in you Ted. Then what will happen in the future in the bedroom with a or some future Females? This may happen and you may not be able to perform. Ted is saying that for the first 37 years of my life I NEVER had a problem in the slightest getting an erection and PERFORMING and keeping this hard for how long I needed except for 1 time that I can remember and to SATISFY her and now what? You may be SO SHRIVEL and SO LIMPY and MR. LIMPY! Then what? Well you could TRY something like medication. Would that HELP? YES I do NOT believe in Pharmaceuticals and Drugs and this POISON! Then is this a MEDICAL PROBLEM? NO this is a SPIRITUAL PROBLEM. Then what can Ted DO to SOLVE this SPIRITUAL PROBLEM? Ted you have Satan or Devil and Demons now after you more than any other Human on World Earth EVER and this is THE 100% TRUTH and this is because you are MANEUVERING to Drop or Kill Those! Those are <BEEP> BEYOND ANY WRITTEN OR SPOKEN OR COMPREHENDED WORDS CAN EXPRESS!

Edited by RedNukleus (06/30/05 08:23 AM)

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