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i'm pulling a sickie today
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so i woke up today and just couldn't be bothered. so i thought about sickie excuses - ear infection? toothache? migraine?

in the end i went with good old faithful 'up all night with diarrhoea, really sorry but i can't leave my toilet' .... and the boss bought it, so that's me set up for 8 hours of no-work fun!

you guys got any good "i can't come to work because..." excuses? for tomorrow maybe  :wink:


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buh

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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a viscious shawarma man came flying out of your avatar and attacked you with his little electric meat-shaving knife?


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: Krishna]
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umm.... i don't think my boss knows about the shroomery.


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buh

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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say your arsehole hurts from all the acidic shite you've been shitting out and you have to lay in bed cause you can't walk

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: boO]
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lmfao boo.

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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Tell him it's cholera and you can't leave home for two weeks because it's contagious.


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"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a poison and a remedy." -Paracelsius

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: ummikko]
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Step One: Be home alone
Step Two: Ingest Psilocibin Magic Mushrooms


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You can get a power chord tangled up in a blanket pretty good. you just gotta pull it out.

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: ummikko]
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I always just say I had a "big night" last night and it really wouldn't be worth the company's money for me to come in today. I work a sunday shift and the weekend supervisor is always cool about that kind of thing so it works out. I didn't call a sickie when I actually did have a big night, and was still a litte drunk when I came in to work. It was a decent shift actually (considering circumstances), better not sleeping at all than getting a couple of hours sleep just beforehand, but I wouldn't repeat it.

Either that or "I've got a real bad flu."

Being a casual has its advantages. They can't make you come in, or fire you if you have an excuse or anything :laugh:


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You'll thank me when you share my politics!

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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well, so far it's all good. a beer, a joint, some comics, the pc merrily whistling away with a sawdust-bran mixture in it, and a mat and pillow in the garden sunshine  :sun:

:grin: this is way better than a day-long meeting in a suit  :thumbup:


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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i havent called in sick in over 4 years.


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:pacman: - - - -  :pill: :mushroom2: :pill2: :mushroom2: :regularshroom: :mushroomgrow: :pill: :pill2: :mushroom2: :poison:

:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
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Haha, nice job shirley!

I called in and took the day off, too :grin:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: trendal]
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evil!


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:sun::heart::sun:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: 40oz]
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fortyounces2freedom said:
i havent called in sick in over 4 years.


From all the sweet pics that I see you posting every other week it seems like you dont need to call off work to have a good time.


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