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Offlineshirley knott
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i'm pulling a sickie today
    #4266613 - 06/07/05 04:20 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

so i woke up today and just couldn't be bothered. so i thought about sickie excuses - ear infection? toothache? migraine?

in the end i went with good old faithful 'up all night with diarrhoea, really sorry but i can't leave my toilet' .... and the boss bought it, so that's me set up for 8 hours of no-work fun!

you guys got any good "i can't come to work because..." excuses? for tomorrow maybe  :wink:


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266624 - 06/07/05 04:30 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

a viscious shawarma man came flying out of your avatar and attacked you with his little electric meat-shaving knife?


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Offlineshirley knott
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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: Krishna]
    #4266632 - 06/07/05 04:40 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

umm.... i don't think my boss knows about the shroomery.


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266724 - 06/07/05 06:50 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

say your arsehole hurts from all the acidic shite you've been shitting out and you have to lay in bed cause you can't walk


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: boO]
    #4266729 - 06/07/05 06:55 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

lmfao boo.


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266734 - 06/07/05 07:01 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Tell him it's cholera and you can't leave home for two weeks because it's contagious.


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: ummikko]
    #4266769 - 06/07/05 07:44 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Step One: Be home alone
Step Two: Ingest Psilocibin Magic Mushrooms


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: ummikko]
    #4266772 - 06/07/05 07:46 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I always just say I had a "big night" last night and it really wouldn't be worth the company's money for me to come in today. I work a sunday shift and the weekend supervisor is always cool about that kind of thing so it works out. I didn't call a sickie when I actually did have a big night, and was still a litte drunk when I came in to work. It was a decent shift actually (considering circumstances), better not sleeping at all than getting a couple of hours sleep just beforehand, but I wouldn't repeat it.

Either that or "I've got a real bad flu."

Being a casual has its advantages. They can't make you come in, or fire you if you have an excuse or anything :laugh:


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266802 - 06/07/05 08:05 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

well, so far it's all good. a beer, a joint, some comics, the pc merrily whistling away with a sawdust-bran mixture in it, and a mat and pillow in the garden sunshine  :sun:

:grin: this is way better than a day-long meeting in a suit  :thumbup:


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266865 - 06/07/05 08:42 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i havent called in sick in over 4 years.


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"your avatar is dirty."


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: shirley knott]
    #4266897 - 06/07/05 08:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, nice job shirley!

I called in and took the day off, too :grin:


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: trendal]
    #4266900 - 06/07/05 08:58 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

evil!


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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Re: i'm pulling a sickie today [Re: 40oz]
    #4267002 - 06/07/05 10:00 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

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fortyounces2freedom said:
i havent called in sick in over 4 years.




From all the sweet pics that I see you posting every other week it seems like you dont need to call off work to have a good time.


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