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Got hit by a car today.
    #4228622 - 05/28/05 01:17 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

So I'm driving along, and it's regular ole' Friday evening rush hour, which means traffic is congested and erratic...

And after a brief stop, traffic in my lane picks up again, only to stop suddenly shortly thereafter...





BAM!!






The aftermath:

[My truck]










Got rear-ended and bent my rear-end bumper. Lights and all else of the rear-end is intact. At least, as far as appearances go...








The homosexual car that had buttseks with my truck?











Yup.

My bumper did that.

Take that as a lesson folks. Don't buy Kia cars, and Ford is.... as they say: "Ford Tough".


Funny thing is, the guy driving the car was driving it straight from a Kia dealership, for maintanence purposes, I assume. It wasn't even his, he just works for Kia, and fucked up a brand new car that wasn't even sold yet.


So I go to the hospital to make sure I'll be fine, as I did hit my head pretty hard against the padded back-cushion of the seat. They told me to stay home and not drink or take any drugs for the night.


So I'm sucking back on some Red Hook ale and will shoot some fine tequila inna bit.


~The End~


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4228628 - 05/28/05 01:18 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

That car got pwned.


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: Adden]
    #4228650 - 05/28/05 01:22 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

looks like all the damage was done to the bonnet (sp?) of that car


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4228654 - 05/28/05 01:22 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Ahhhh shitty deal man.

My little brother who is 13 years old had a friend who got literally hit by a car today walking across the street. He is in critical conditiona and they dont know if he is going to make. I am drinking of rhim right now. Every drink that goes down my throat is for that kid. I am praying for him. that is like my brothers best firend. I am close to my bro too. He went to bed really early. We were supposed to play Mario Party on gamecube but he is really upset about it all.. bleh.. fuck society.


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4228663 - 05/28/05 01:24 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

that sucks for you people cant drive anymore :thumbdown:

funny you said that the  ford f150 trucks had the worst crash test rating. i dont know that year yours is but check this out http://www.bridger.us/2002/12/16/CrashTestingMINICooperVsFordF150


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4228701 - 05/28/05 01:34 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

SkorpivoMusterion said:
So I'm sucking back on some Red Hook ale





At least you did'nt loose your sense of taste for good beer with the impact.  :thumbup:


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4228713 - 05/28/05 01:37 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

that sucks man. is all the damage going to be covered? i feel bad for the other the guy..just because he probably got in bunch of trouble with the job.


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: felix]
    #4228798 - 05/28/05 02:03 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Ah yeah... it'll all be covered by his insurance. His fault.

It's all good. :thumbup:



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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: felix]
    #4228800 - 05/28/05 02:04 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I used to work next door to a car dealership, some guy who works there was pulling out of our parking lot and got SMASHED. It was awesome because it was a brand new truck. I laughed.


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Re: Got hit by a car today. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4228810 - 05/28/05 02:07 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

When I stopped in Derby Line, VT there was this little tiny car for a sub/grinder place they had. I saw him backing up out of this driveway and this old beater truck was barreling down the road.. smashed the thing to shit and it spun. Crazy.


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