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A chinaman has my laptop!
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I've been tracking the shipment for two days and it still hasn't left Shanghai! I WANT IT!



Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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i can only imagine the anticipaction waiting for your laptop


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Some chink jacked your PC?? Ahhhhhhhhh  :sinister: :guns:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
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Redstorm said:
If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?


:shiftyeyes:

Damn you.  I just wanted to quote Lebowski.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
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If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?


Heh. Like when GWB was in Africa, talking about them being African-Americans. And they were like, STFU, we're African-Africans.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Madtowntripper]
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:lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
i can only imagine the anticipaction waiting for your laptop


It's actually kind of sad, I fall asleep imagining it was there in bed with me and I'm surfing the internet before going to sleep. :lol:

This is gonna get ugly once it's actually here.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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You just cant wait to post on the shitter. :smile:

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
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Redstorm said:
You just cant wait to post on the shitter. :smile:


Guilty as charged.  I'll have a weekly event where I eat an assload of Mexican and then embark on a live play-by-play.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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A literal assload of Mexican huh?


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Without love in the dream
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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Hooty]
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my current laptop almost didn't make it before i moved from the States. literally arrived at 10am when I was leaving for detroit airport at 11am. jebus that was frightening. but now i've got my wonderful linux machine and have amazing shroomery surfing abilities :smile:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Come on Walter, this guy didn't build the railroads.


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: SoopaX]
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:lol:

I gotta watch that again this weekend.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Fuck! It's still in Shanghai!  That bastard chinaman...estimated arrival date of laptop isn't till Monday May 9th at 10:30 AM. :sad:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
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If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?


Heh. Like when GWB was in Africa, talking about them being African-Americans. And they were like, STFU, we're African-Africans.


I have a GW quote calander and my personal favorite was when he was in Brazil talking to an ambassador. "You guys have blacks too?" WTF!


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: i_rage_against]
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I have that calendar. Most of that shit is way out of context but some of them are real gems. I save those.


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: debianlinux]
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agreed, most of them are out of context... but they're still funny.
"There's an old saying in Tennesee... well in texas, maybe in tennesee, fool me once shame on, shame on........." you know the rest :rotfl:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: i_rage_against]
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i found that one particularly humorous as i live in TN

he truly is a moron


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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