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A chinaman has my laptop!
    #4130483 - 05/04/05 12:57 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I've been tracking the shipment for two days and it still hasn't left Shanghai! I WANT IT!



Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4130491 - 05/04/05 12:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4130492 - 05/04/05 12:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i can only imagine the anticipaction waiting for your laptop


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4130496 - 05/04/05 12:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Some chink jacked your PC?? Ahhhhhhhhh  :sinister: :guns:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
    #4130500 - 05/04/05 01:00 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Redstorm said:
If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?




:shiftyeyes:

Damn you.  I just wanted to quote Lebowski.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
    #4130501 - 05/04/05 01:00 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?




Heh. Like when GWB was in Africa, talking about them being African-Americans. And they were like, STFU, we're African-Africans.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4130505 - 05/04/05 01:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: danlennon3]
    #4130512 - 05/04/05 01:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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danlennon3 said:
i can only imagine the anticipaction waiting for your laptop




It's actually kind of sad, I fall asleep imagining it was there in bed with me and I'm surfing the internet before going to sleep. :lol:

This is gonna get ugly once it's actually here.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4130521 - 05/04/05 01:04 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You just cant wait to post on the shitter. :smile:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Redstorm]
    #4130529 - 05/04/05 01:07 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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You just cant wait to post on the shitter. :smile:




Guilty as charged.  I'll have a weekly event where I eat an assload of Mexican and then embark on a live play-by-play.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4130986 - 05/04/05 02:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

A literal assload of Mexican huh?


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Hooty]
    #4131424 - 05/04/05 07:40 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

my current laptop almost didn't make it before i moved from the States. literally arrived at 10am when I was leaving for detroit airport at 11am. jebus that was frightening. but now i've got my wonderful linux machine and have amazing shroomery surfing abilities :smile:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4131604 - 05/04/05 09:56 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Come on Walter, this guy didn't build the railroads.


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: SoopaX]
    #4131806 - 05/04/05 11:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

I gotta watch that again this weekend.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4131847 - 05/04/05 11:40 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck! It's still in Shanghai!  That bastard chinaman...estimated arrival date of laptop isn't till Monday May 9th at 10:30 AM. :sad:


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-Erik Davis


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4131946 - 05/04/05 12:10 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

If its in Shanghai, is he Asian-American or just Asian?




Heh. Like when GWB was in Africa, talking about them being African-Americans. And they were like, STFU, we're African-Africans.




I have a GW quote calander and my personal favorite was when he was in Brazil talking to an ambassador. "You guys have blacks too?" WTF!


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: i_rage_against]
    #4131965 - 05/04/05 12:19 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I have that calendar. Most of that shit is way out of context but some of them are real gems. I save those.


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: debianlinux]
    #4131976 - 05/04/05 12:24 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

agreed, most of them are out of context... but they're still funny.
"There's an old saying in Tennesee... well in texas, maybe in tennesee, fool me once shame on, shame on........." you know the rest :rotfl:


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Re: A chinaman has my laptop! [Re: i_rage_against]
    #4131992 - 05/04/05 12:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i found that one particularly humorous as i live in TN

he truly is a moron


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