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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
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infamous said:
i didnt need pheremones to get her :wink:





Ouch......low blow.

:smirk:

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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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hey were all guys here (well most of us) :smile:

weve all seen those times man. :peace: sorry if I offended you though.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
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infamous said:
sorry if I offended you though.



You didn't offend me. It was actually funny.

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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
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Yeah, we all have had low times anyway... Even tho I got out of those without pheromones :wink:

j/k :grin:

Hey Infamous, doesn't she care that you post her pics here? Other than that she IS hot. At least what you have shown us of her:grin:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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she doesnt know, well see :smile:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Wow, I wished that worked for me. Anytime i try that on an ex they're just like 'Get a life loser' hahahahaa.


RandalFlagg said:
It's been almost five months. The pheromones I got (I wrote a former post about them) definately work in getting chicks to look at you and shit....but I haven't been able to "seal the deal". I'll admit it....I am flat out desperate right now.

So, I was talking to an ex-girlfriend and I guilt tripped her. I was like, "Oh God please let's have sex. I feel like I am going to die if I don't get any". I cajoled and enticed and ..Blammo!..she is coming over tomorrow and she will be wearing a short skirt.

Thank the Lord!!!



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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
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:thumbup: We'll see.

It's a shame that Bush face right there ruines the pic tho :frown:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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eh its an anti-bush poster, its a list of pretty much every dumb thing hes ever said.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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:cheers:


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: infamous]
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I'm a conservative with no balls, I like it when the government controls my life and takes all my money, yay!

Theres easy ways to kill yourself ya know, check out a bridge over a river or a window in a high rise apartment.



infamous said:
eh its an anti-bush poster, its a list of pretty much every dumb thing hes ever said.



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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: kronnyQ]
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: camelsmoker]
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Sorry I missed out on the bulk of this thread, Deepman; my girl would freak if I posted a picture on any Internet site, if she found out that is (I live with her so she would..fuck..). Donno how chill you are Deep, but I have a picture of her dressed up as Lara Croft for Halloween from last year....oooo baby...And for RandAll, don't be ashamed of using pheromones, a man has to do what a man has to do to get some, and you worked for it (even if you did have to beg; I've begged, in the morning for some head; that's a different story though). Good luck, and maybe, if you lay her out right, she'll let you hit it whenever you want (Fuck around friend) best situation you can find. So I suggest you whack off before she comes (possibly hit some ass before she comes) to get off the first one, and give it your all on the second hahah. good luck.

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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: Shagshow]
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Donno how chill you are Deep, but I have a picture of her dressed up as Lara Croft for Halloween from last year....oooo baby...



Haha, that's hilarious, as Lara Croft? Man, I just don't feel as wierd as before asking my g/f to play as EVA from MGS3 :tongue:

I bet you did her dressed like that didn't you? You suave, suave fucker :dumblol:

BTW, wish me luck, I'm off to the first killer exam of the week :sad:
Later people!



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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: kronnyQ]
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kronnyQ said:
Wow, I wished that worked for me. Anytime i try that on an ex they're just like 'Get a life loser' hahahahaa.




hey, thats why its called "ex", its such a short step to "sex"


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Pheremones are BS.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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blissedout said:
You won't get laid! You'll strike out and post about it! :wink:

Good luck and post about it!! :smirk:



:goodluck: Don't forget to take your pheromone bath to seal your deal :tongue:.


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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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ohh yea, getting some pitty sex. right on man... have a good time

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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: fliped]
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Warning:  Corny conclusion to this thread....

She came over.  I didn't get laid.  But it's ok because we had a great talk.  An amazing talk actually.  I'll gladly take that over sex. 

Also, I didn't want to cheat on my hand (she might get jealous).  :smirk:

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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally.. [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:sad: No bj either? :grin:

Well, at least you had that great talk... I hope you're feeling better now?

BTW, hands can get VERY jealous when not "handed" properly


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