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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work.
    #4025187 - 04/07/05 09:45 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Now I'm all stoned and listening to the mix I made yesterday in honor of all this beautiful weather we're having, and not doing any of my work at all.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025189 - 04/07/05 09:46 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Damnit! Now I want a bong rip before I head off to work :crazy:


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025192 - 04/07/05 09:47 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Then my work here is done.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025195 - 04/07/05 09:49 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

I think I'll bring a lunch bowl, too :grin:


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025200 - 04/07/05 09:50 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Meh, maybe not. The prospect of having to deal with so many stupid people while high isn't too appealing.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025201 - 04/07/05 09:50 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I used to feel like a waste doing this, but when I think about how much bullshit is built into my job, I don't feel bad at all.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025204 - 04/07/05 09:52 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

The guilt passes quickly once you realize you're just another cog in the machine, so you may as well be a stoned cog in the machine.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025205 - 04/07/05 09:53 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Damn machine! Show me where the key cog is, so I can toss a wrench in it!


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025206 - 04/07/05 09:53 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

That statement makes me wish I'd brought a lunch bowl with me.

And a brunch bowl.

And an afternoon tea bowl.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025210 - 04/07/05 09:54 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

haha as "Welcome to the Machine" comes on


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025247 - 04/07/05 10:11 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Where do you work?


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4025267 - 04/07/05 10:19 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I have a work-study job within my university, I do all the bullshit no one else does for an office with only five or six employees. It sucks. But I have huge windows overlooking City Hall Park.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025349 - 04/07/05 10:35 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Office with a view? Stoned at work? Doesn't sound so bad. You could be cleaning toilets for the rest of your life.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025356 - 04/07/05 10:37 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

wOOOOOOTTtt!!! so did i and i never do, i even came in early, timesheet says 7:14 in the am

wow, and i also do all the office shit no one else wants to do, w/ a window overlookin the river


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025362 - 04/07/05 10:38 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
Office with a view? Stoned at work? Doesn't sound so bad. You could be cleaning toilets for the rest of your life.




Yeah I'm well aware it's not so bad, though, still it's pretty suffocating being here surrounded by all this grayness. The view is a bonus, but the job is mind-numbing.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025370 - 04/07/05 10:39 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Eh, least it's not retail, right?


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025375 - 04/07/05 10:40 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

True. At least I get to surf the shroomery!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025383 - 04/07/05 10:41 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

bastard!


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025860 - 04/07/05 01:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

gah my pipes are all empty for a few more hours... i was far to lazy to go pick up, but a friend of mine is a much bigger fiend than me, so he offered to do it...

give me 4 hours, and i'll be stoned as all hell :smile:


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Krishna]
    #4025887 - 04/07/05 01:28 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

you need 4 hours to get weed? ouch


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