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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work.
    #4025187 - 04/07/05 09:45 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Now I'm all stoned and listening to the mix I made yesterday in honor of all this beautiful weather we're having, and not doing any of my work at all.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025189 - 04/07/05 09:46 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Damnit! Now I want a bong rip before I head off to work :crazy:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025192 - 04/07/05 09:47 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Then my work here is done.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025195 - 04/07/05 09:49 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:

I think I'll bring a lunch bowl, too :grin:


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025200 - 04/07/05 09:50 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Meh, maybe not. The prospect of having to deal with so many stupid people while high isn't too appealing.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: trendal]
    #4025201 - 04/07/05 09:50 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

I used to feel like a waste doing this, but when I think about how much bullshit is built into my job, I don't feel bad at all.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025204 - 04/07/05 09:52 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

The guilt passes quickly once you realize you're just another cog in the machine, so you may as well be a stoned cog in the machine.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025205 - 04/07/05 09:53 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Damn machine! Show me where the key cog is, so I can toss a wrench in it!


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025206 - 04/07/05 09:53 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

That statement makes me wish I'd brought a lunch bowl with me.

And a brunch bowl.

And an afternoon tea bowl.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025210 - 04/07/05 09:54 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

haha as "Welcome to the Machine" comes on


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025247 - 04/07/05 10:11 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Where do you work?


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4025267 - 04/07/05 10:19 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

I have a work-study job within my university, I do all the bullshit no one else does for an office with only five or six employees. It sucks. But I have huge windows overlooking City Hall Park.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025349 - 04/07/05 10:35 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Office with a view? Stoned at work? Doesn't sound so bad. You could be cleaning toilets for the rest of your life.


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025356 - 04/07/05 10:37 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

wOOOOOOTTtt!!! so did i and i never do, i even came in early, timesheet says 7:14 in the am

wow, and i also do all the office shit no one else wants to do, w/ a window overlookin the river


Edited by SoK (04/07/05 10:38 AM)


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025362 - 04/07/05 10:38 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
Office with a view? Stoned at work? Doesn't sound so bad. You could be cleaning toilets for the rest of your life.




Yeah I'm well aware it's not so bad, though, still it's pretty suffocating being here surrounded by all this grayness. The view is a bonus, but the job is mind-numbing.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025370 - 04/07/05 10:39 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Eh, least it's not retail, right?


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025375 - 04/07/05 10:40 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

True. At least I get to surf the shroomery!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4025383 - 04/07/05 10:41 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

bastard!


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Adden]
    #4025860 - 04/07/05 01:19 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

gah my pipes are all empty for a few more hours... i was far to lazy to go pick up, but a friend of mine is a much bigger fiend than me, so he offered to do it...

give me 4 hours, and i'll be stoned as all hell :smile:


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Re: Morning. I took a bong rip before I came to work. [Re: Krishna]
    #4025887 - 04/07/05 01:28 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

you need 4 hours to get weed? ouch


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