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OfflineoDin
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Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe
    #1161512 - 12/22/02 06:50 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

ingredient list

partner with a nice smelling neck
late Sunday morning no alarm wake up
not a worry in the world
bong o mary jane
the sneaker pimps
the shroomery

directions

let the warm late Sunday morning sun rays slowly stroke your mind awake. warmly nuzzle the partner's neck and smell her hair.  add the realization that nothing matters due to the fact its Sunday morning. allow the mind to travel back and forth between this and the other dimensions of sleep.

at this point the THC will need to be infused. the author highly recommends a bong for this task. but other infusion methods are also acceptable . after sufficient time add the sneaker pimps.

Log onto the www then the shroomery...and hello there :smile:

//recipe still in progress

 


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: oDin]
    #1161539 - 12/22/02 07:04 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Hmmmmm, sounds like a nice recipe to me.    Am I allowed to make substitutions?  Since I don't smoke I would like to insert a bloody mary in place of the bong.  Other than that it sounds good to me! :cool: 


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: oDin]
    #1161552 - 12/22/02 07:11 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

errr dammit my recipe sucks.

step 1 wake up alone freezing your ass off in a room where the sun is blocked out by blankets.

step 2 curse the guy with the lawnmower next door for interupting your dreams.

step 3 get up eat some left over pizza.

step 4 exclaim "what happened here! my god this is a shithole..i have to clean this place up"

step 5 ignore the room and log into the shroomery.

maybe next time i should add eggs?




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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: oDin]
    #1162882 - 12/22/02 06:02 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

/me wishes he could be oDin for a Sunday.


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #1166569 - 12/24/02 07:17 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

ROTFLMFAO :grin: :grin: That is some funny shit Johnny!!! My first laugh of the day. Thanks Man!!! :wink:


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: ]
    #1166573 - 12/24/02 07:19 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

HEHEHE..........Just read it again. Damb that is funny!!!!


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: oDin]
    #18588481 - 07/21/13 08:12 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Any other recipe ideas? :stirthepot: :fancycook: . . . :peace:


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: oDin]
    #18588566 - 07/21/13 09:01 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Pinch of alarm clock
bowl of cereal with banana and soy milk
coffee with sugar and half and half
shroomery
Bob Marley

I will then add
morning Aikido class,
go to work.

Will garnish this evening with 3.5 grams cubensis and nitrous oxide


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Re: Sunday morning of no particular notice: a recipe [Re: vinsue]
    #18588672 - 07/21/13 09:50 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Holy decade-old-bump Vinsue!

I'll stand by that recipe though, even if it is more than 10 years old. :thumbup:


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