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ELECTRIC MONKS?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C.
    #3754451 - 02/09/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

ELECTRIC MONKS?....  (Order yours NOW....)    By: CaTonKa? L.L.C.

(If you don't find humor in life, you will not find humor in this thread, and prolly~ shouldn't read it....)  :tongue:



Quote:

UnenlightenedOne said:
Enlightened individuals and highly spritiual monks feel no hatred or negative feeling when they are high advanced.




I bet that there is ONE certain way for a monk to feel INSTANT surge of complete "Negativity" - no matter HOW highly advanced they have become....    :smirk:    I was gonna~ say a bolt of lightning, but I guess those chances are pretty slim....  Soooo, a tazer gun might do in a pinch....    :grin:
Electricity is a bitch....    :wink:

For reference:  Electricity is the flow of negative electrons trying to get to a "ground" - (if memory serves me)....      So if a Monk was getting "ZaPPeD" with an electrical current, he would have a full surge of "Negativity" energy flowing thru his body....  Wouldn't matter how strong the "zap"....  :evil:

EVEN the highly "advanced" ++Monk++ would be completely --Negatively-- charged....    :grin:

Wonder what would happen if you hooked little battery pack up to a Monk....?  :evil:   




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You can spend HOURS of fun filled time Cranking YOUR very own Electric MonkTM Full of Negative Energy and HATE, 
AT YOUR COMMAND & Wicked Desire.....!!!!
Is your Electric MonkTM planning on making a speech....?  :smirk:  Ooooh, Contrair~....  :shocked:
Let your fingers dial that negative impulse wave thru your Electric MonkTM....
Bored...?  Hand a :idea: to your Electric MonkTM....!
The possibilities are ENDLESS.....!
And the battery pack (battery sold seperately) is completely water tight....!!!!
Don't ferget~ that Monks Love to SWIM....!    WWweeeee...!  Send him out in the rain to get the mail...!!!!    :eek:
Hours and hours of FUN for the WHOLE family....!


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Electric MonkTM....
By: CaTonKa? L.L.C.

(All rights Reserved)

No Monks were actually hurt in the making of this thread....
Batteries not included, Owner must use with responsibility and absolute discretion,
Not to be sold to minors, Not to be sold to people living in Nevada, California, and Madagascar...


Edited by PhanTomCat (02/09/05 03:42 AM)


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Re: ELECTRIC MONKS?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3754455 - 02/09/05 03:35 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

:tongue2:    :tongue2:    :tongue2:    :tongue2:

This thread (if anyone reads it  :confused:  ) was inspired by Swami's "My favorite S&P hypocrisy" thread.... 
So you might see some similarities if you read that one....(?)  :shrug:


Quote:

Electricity \E`lec*tric"i*ty\, n.; pl. Electricities. [Cf. F.
  ['e]lectricit['e]. See Electric.]
  1. A power in nature, a manifestation of energy, exhibiting
      itself when in disturbed equilibrium or in activity by a
      circuit movement, the fact of direction in which involves
      polarity, or opposition of properties in opposite
      directions by attraction
for many substances, by a
      law involving attraction between surfaces of unlike
      polarity
, and repulsion between those of like; by
      exhibiting accumulated polar tension when the circuit is
      broken;
and by producing heat, light, concussion, and
      often chemical changes when the circuit passes between the
      poles
or through any imperfectly conducting substance or
      space.
It is generally brought into action by any
      disturbance of molecular equilibrium, whether from a
      chemical, physical, or mechanical, cause.





Look at all that Conflict of Polar activites...!  :eek: 
Electricity is one focused and confused attractively opposed Mo~Flo~, or the lack thereof....    :smirk:


Disturbed Equilibrium
Opposition of Properties
Opposite Directions by Attraction
Attraction Between Unlike Polarity
Repulsion Between Those of Like
Accumulated Polar Tension  (This one just sounded cool...) :grin:
Circuit Broken
Passes Between Poles
(Imperfectly Conducting) Substance or Space
Disturbance of Equilibrium
Opposition Vs. Attraction....


SUCH opposition in polar arrangement holding chaotic order in moving equilibrium....    :grin:
The hell that is this "Electricity" stuff....!?    BZZZzzzzttttt****

:sun: 


>^;;^<


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I'll be your midnight French Fry....  :naughty:

"The most important things in life that are often ignored, are the things that one cannot see...."

>^;;^<


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Re: ELECTRIC MONKS?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3754534 - 02/09/05 03:56 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Oh yeah....  Sorry to have to do this....    :frown:

There is an entry fee to this thread that I have to CHARGE you....  :grin:  :lol:  :grin:  :lol:  :rotfl:


:sun:


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Re: ELECTRIC MONKS?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3754647 - 02/09/05 04:25 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I think "Bob" would appreciate your salesmanship.


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Re: ELECTRIC MONK?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: Sclorch]
    #3754954 - 02/09/05 07:57 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Ahhhhh, Bob....  (There are a lot of Bob's that I know....)    I will figure out who Bob is when I get the Guest book back, I seemed to have misplaced it....    :frown:    Perhaps someone took it hostage for a free (with a small nominal fee) raffle entry into the grand door prize drawing....    Oh, I didn't mention the DOOR PRIZE....!!! 

(Anybody want a door....?)  :smirk:

Nice day to all....!    :sun:

>^;;^<


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Re: ELECTRIC MONK?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3755107 - 02/09/05 09:32 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

For reference: Electricity is the flow of negative electrons trying to get to a "ground" - (if memory serves me).... So if a Monk was getting "ZaPPeD" with an electrical current, he would have a full surge of "Negativity" energy flowing thru his body.... Wouldn't matter how strong the "zap"....




electricity = The physical phenomena arising from the behavior of electrons and protons that is caused by the attraction of particles with opposite charges and the repulsion of particles with the same charge.

I have found humor in your post.


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Re: ELECTRIC MONK?.... (Order yours NOW....) By: CaTonKa? L.L.C. [Re: Cosm]
    #3757118 - 02/09/05 06:46 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Thanx~ Cosm....  :sun:

Dang, tough crowd here....  Good thing I viewed this myself 35+ times, or it would have only gotten 5-7 views total...! 

OK, I will waive the damn cover charge - JUST for tonight....  OPEN BAR....  :laugh:
Who was I to think that this would be a "shocking" thread....  :smirk:


:::::Spoken in the voice of Russel Crowe in "Gladiator":::::
Are you not entertained....?    Are you NOT ENTERTAINED.....????

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Tragic Drowning of The ELECTRIC MONK?.... CEO of Marketing Fired.... [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #3758070 - 02/09/05 09:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It was reported that the "Fired" CEO was "all wet"....
Whenever he put actual "thought" into a an idea,
It's dead weight seems to be that of an anchor....

Down it goes into the merky depths of silence....



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o O o O o O o ::::bubbles bubbles bubbles:::: o O o O o O o


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