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Hindus bathe in cow piss
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Ripley's Believe it or Not

One province in India so worships cows as to rub cow urine in their hair, on their face and even drink it as a sacred substance.

Now, now people. It is against S&P Protocol to snigger at another's beliefs, so here's to you! :cheers:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 

oooOOO000OOOooommmmmm


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
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Will it get out those nasty blood stains?


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
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they also give themsleves enema's while in a sewage infested river using the river water to do it with.

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Cosm]
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And then they rub thier faces in monkey crap until they throw up while they roll around in the mixture of feces and urine and vomit.

O.K., I made that part up. But it occurs to me that if you're a destitute Hindu, urine and feces probably play a major role in your existence whether you like it or not.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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I bet hindus think similar regarding other religions and are astonished when christians, muslims, jews etc actually eat the cow.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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theres also pastoral african tribes closely tied in with cattle who do the same, out of necessity

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: vampirism]
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Cows are cool...their dung gives us the magical mushrooms! Can't say that for our own shit. There's a reason they're considered sacred :laugh:

Cassie :mushroom2:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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Hey...at least it's not CP :lol:


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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During a Faith No More concert in South America one evening, a fan in the audience urinated into a bottle and threw it onto the stage. Faith No More frontman Mike Patton proceeded to astonish his bandmates - and silence all 10,000 people in the crowd - by removing the cap and pouring the urine all over his head.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: trendal]
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CP smells foul. My kitty had a urinary tract infection and sprayed my funiture and bed - yeewww!



"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"  :blush:

Had to eat him...


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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i made my abode with cow dung and straw
you get the cow dung wet and fresh, mix it with the straw and it makes a great adhesive when it dries, then to protect it from rain you cover the outside layer with fresh intestines (will shrink when dry) and cover those with an even thin layer of tree resin

fill your super soaker X000 w/ cow piss to keep away the vishnu's

doing this moves you straight to the top of the social hierarchy
women will beg to be in your harem

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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Swami said:


"Please don't BBQ me, Daddy!"  :blush:



Nothing like the smell of hot BBQ'd pu**y when soaked & smoked in one's own spit....    :smirk:


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Swami]
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your cat is pretty

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Zekebomb]
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He IS rather photogenic, but don't go getting any ideas about my pussy!


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
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Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 



I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
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Sclorch said:
Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 



I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?



I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed.  I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.  :grin:

Please don't make me go research this.  I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
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Frog said:
Sclorch said:
Frog said:
Not going to say how I know this, because I surely don't practice it, but piss can bleach your skin.  :grin: 



I don't think uric acid (even at high concentrations) would be capable of this.  Source?



I have no memory of what it was I was thinking at the time I posted that, however, I DO at this time remember reading an article about how Indians (indigenous tribes?) would use piss to bleach the leather of animals that they had killed.  I think I must have figured that if you could bleach the skins of an animal, you could bleach the skin of a human.  :grin:

Please don't make me go research this.  I'm tired, I'm still working on shit on which I am lagging, and I have to pee.



Dead tissue reacts differently than live tissue.


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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Sclorch]
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Thank you, Sclorch.  I think that you fixed my error.  :heart:


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The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.  -Teilard

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Re: Hindus bathe in cow piss [Re: Frog]
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To err is human... and stuff.

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