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Shit weekend
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Anyone want to join the "i had a shit weekend club"?

No money, didn't go out coz no1 has any money or they are busy, ex girlfriend who started seeing me again has had her phone off all weekend so prob seeing some1 else, complete utter boredom, damn i need sumin that'll make me laugh :frown:


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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The Shroomery is always here for you. Whether you like it or not.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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My weekend was shit too, phone got shut off, then an unauthorized debit on my bank account that left me with 14 cents, no gas, no food, and limited toilet paper.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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yea that's cool to know dude!! what did you get up2 this weekend? same Q goes to anyone who reads this!!


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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Ah nothing at all. Usually go into town with my mates but thats just boring now. Sooooo, I spent my whole weekend online.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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lol i didnt see ur post discoabe !!!
lol at least i had toilet paper!! i cant even be bothered to go to work tomorow, i ow everyone money n i cant sell my switch until friday, i am skint, at least we got each other!!! ok lets get some ideas,

what can we do with no cash on a weekend?!?!?!?! EVERYONES ANSWER PLEASE!!


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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stay in and chill out on the net? Its what I do.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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net gets so boring sometiems, all i use it for now is forums and downlaoding music, any albums u can recomend?


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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Same as what I use it for.

Well onto albums... Ever heard of The Beatles?

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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blues for allah


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Jim]
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watch everything on homestarrunner.com that'll take ya a while. I usually just stay around the aparment when i'm broke, can't really do shit in this town without cash.

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: discoabe]
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course i have, i have there "1" album, not a major fan though! and i am currently downloading "blues for allah"

:0)


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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OK well anything from Rubber Soul onwards is great for tripping.

The best are:

Rubber Soul
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Magical Mystery Tour
White Album
Abbey Road


Are you looking for any good 'tripping' songs in particular?

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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hmm nothing in paticular, discoabe ur posts always display late, i aint ignoring you, anyways i am tired now, so maybe a good dream will chear me up! all the best to you all!


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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Lost my job through no fault of my own

Too poor to buy my medicine

No herb to smoke

I'm at my end here :frown:

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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A joke fer ya:


  Farmer Jed had a prize winning bull. I mean, this bull won like 4 or 5 blue ribbons at the state fair!! Antway, there was a problem that Jed didn't know how to fix. His bull wouldn't mate with ANY heiffers that Jed offered it. Jed eventually got kind of nervous, because the bull was getting on up in age. He called all the experts in the land, all to no avail.

  one day, Jed's friend, Cletus came over and told him,"Jed, I think I done found the feller that can fix yer old bull up, real proper like."
 
  Jed was ecstatic!! He told Cletus, "Well, bring him out here, dummy!! what're ya waitin for?"

  The next, Cletus shows up with this average looking guy that immediately goes over to the bull and starts examining it. Then he brings out the heiffer up for next possible mounting victim award. He loooks at her...and he looooks at the bull. Then he sticks his hand in the heiffers cootchie up to his wrist!! he then runs over to the bull and rubs his hand all over the bulls nose, getting the juices all up IN the nose. Imediately, the bull snorts real loud and goes over starts gettin it on with the heiffer.

  Farmer Jed was amazed!! He asked the stranger "Man alive, mister!! I sure thank ye!! I gotta ask you, though, What did you just do?"

  The stranger: "Well, it's pretty simple, really:The old bull couldn't smell the heiffer's sex, so he just thought she was another bull."

  "Well, thank ye and here's your money. I want you to have it."

  That night, old Jed was thinking about that old bull and how he finally got him to mate. Then, he started thinking about how long it had been for him, since the last time he got his jollies off, and well, he reaches over to old edna, who was sound asleep and snoring louder than all get out! He slowly, gently started rubbing on old edna's cootchy. Then he brings it out and rubs it under nose, savoring the aroma.

  He feels a little stirring in the old loins!! He hasn't felt this in years!!

  Quickly he reaches over and rubs Edna's crotch more vigorously, this time and, quickly, brings it back to rub under his nose some more.

  He is throbbing like crazy, by now!!

  "Edna!! Edna!! Wake up!! You gotta see this!!"

  Edna fumbles for the bedside lamp, turns it on, and looks over to him. She looks for a second and said "Damnit, Jed!! You woke me up just to tell me you had a bloody nose?!"
:shocked: :grin:


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: blissedout]
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hahaha thats great!

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Re: Shit weekend [Re: Thin White Duke]
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Thanks. I try. :smirk:


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: blissedout]
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LOL charming joke kiddo!!! thanks for the private joke aswell! i am alot more cheary now as i just got a lump of cash hahahaha woohooooo no more depression!!


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Re: Shit weekend [Re: cadam]
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i have exams all fucking week man :frown:
and all i have to eat at food is curry, and i just ran out of herb
poo :frown:


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