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OfflineMrBump
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everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions!
    #3530006 - 12/21/04 11:41 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

so, i havent seen the universal remote in like 4 days and i just looked under the cushions of my 3 piece sectional couch.

no remote...but i found $1.86 in change, a half pack of cigs (don't smoke tho), a dog's chew toy...WTF, i dont own a dog?

and my Greyboy allstars and Miles Davis CD's i havent seen in weeks!

:thumbup:


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

Edited by MrBump (12/21/04 11:42 PM)

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Offlinekadakuda
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: MrBump]
    #3530015 - 12/21/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

LOL!

if i had a couch id look.


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: MrBump]
    #3530020 - 12/21/04 11:44 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I once found a bud underneath my chair cushions. It was a few months old and kind of harsh, but boy, did I enjoy it! :stoned:

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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: kadakuda]
    #3530021 - 12/21/04 11:44 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

kadakuda said:
LOL!

if i had a couch id look.




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InvisibleJim
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: JettaJay]
    #3530026 - 12/21/04 11:46 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

there is nothing in my couch cushions.... my girlfriend makes a point of it to vaccuum there.


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Offlinefaslimy
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: Jim]
    #3530038 - 12/21/04 11:48 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Whenever I need a lighter...

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OfflineMrBump
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: faslimy]
    #3530047 - 12/21/04 11:50 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

so true...thats one thing i expecteed to find but didnt.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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OfflineHarbinger
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: faslimy]
    #3530051 - 12/21/04 11:50 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Yup, I found a fork under mine the other day :wtf:


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OfflineSystem
Lol wtf?

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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: Harbinger]
    #3530084 - 12/22/04 12:00 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

i dont have a couch. so i look under my bed. it's quite a find there. found a bud yesterday. i was wondering where it went...

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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: System]
    #3530092 - 12/22/04 12:02 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I once found a vial of coke in there.

I assumed it was one of my rommates because I dun do coke...


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Offlinekadakuda
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Re: everyone, get off your butt and look under your couch cushions! [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3530125 - 12/22/04 12:12 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

baob trees are teh shit!

good thing a cop didnt toss your cribe home boy.


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