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Offlinespreaded
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Add a line story
    #3464324 - 12/08/04 11:51 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

My alarm clock yelled at me this morning. It screamed wake up little one, its time


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I set into a downward spiral, Caught an illness that was literally viral -WP

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OfflineSilven
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Re: Add a line story [Re: spreaded]
    #3464331 - 12/08/04 11:52 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

for you to go to the dope dealers house. Without thinking I...


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Registered: 11/29/02
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Re: Add a line story [Re: spreaded]
    #3464334 - 12/08/04 11:53 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

get out of bed, and do your thing. The day is young and you must

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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: funkymonk]
    #3464351 - 12/08/04 11:58 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Without thinking, I jumped up and ran down the street to the dope dealaz house, forgetting to get dressed first...


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Registered: 07/16/02
Posts: 1,533
Loc: Commonslaughtia
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464389 - 12/08/04 12:05 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

and ingratiate myself to the capybaras, who tinker madly in the back of the candy store, and fill my exoskeletal pouches with their hope for the masses. As is often the case, two thin men and a portly whore smelling strongly of mandarin and brushing her coat furiously...


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if(human==autoPart){
for(i=1;i<infinity;i++){
getBorn(mind,soul);
getEdu(mind,soul);
getJob(mind,soul);
retire(mind,soul);
die(mind,soul);
}
}

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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #3464480 - 12/08/04 12:25 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

walked in without a word and left with my television. Thinking that it was snowing ammonia on Jupiter, and that my day could not possibly get any stranger than that, I reached for the bong...


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if(human==autoPart){
for(i=1;i<infinity;i++){
getBorn(mind,soul);
getEdu(mind,soul);
getJob(mind,soul);
retire(mind,soul);
die(mind,soul);
}
}

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OfflineMounsteen
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #3464560 - 12/08/04 12:38 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

and then take a nice huge monster rip when all of a sudden i hear sirrens.. i get up to see what going on when .......


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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, sex, violence and insanity - but chrissakes, they've always worked for me!"

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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Mounsteen]
    #3464636 - 12/08/04 12:49 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

...I realize it was only my imagination and breath a sigh of relief as I inhale deeply the mysteries of the cosmos, through the long looping stem of my pipe, later to be contemplated in great depth as soon as I figure out the meaning of this magical world of sights and sounds where up is down, black is white, left is right, and pint-sized poodles hustle merrily down the streets, riding multicolored tri-cycles and waving to one another as if they were all part of some grand holiday parade gone wrong. In the meantime...


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464650 - 12/08/04 12:52 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I realized I smoked my stash of 20x salvia all in 3 huge rips off the bong. The minuscule grasp of reality I have is...


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Invisibleblissedout
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Registered: 11/11/04
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Silven]
    #3464671 - 12/08/04 12:55 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

...ripped into a 1000 little particles that spread throughout my consciousness they appear to be...


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: blissedout]
    #3464684 - 12/08/04 12:59 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

...swept completely away in wisps of smoke and ash as if the whole world had gone up in flames and then died out again in a single instant, right before my very eyes.


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Invisibleblissedout
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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464696 - 12/08/04 01:01 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

what i thought was collective consciousness was only a selfish illusion brought on by the salvia. my ego continues to melt as i run into...


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OfflineSilven
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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464702 - 12/08/04 01:03 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

"Hey fucker, why are you in your pajamas, and why are you standing on my front :blah: :blah :blah:" is all I heard from a familiar voice.

Apparently the...


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Silven]
    #3464712 - 12/08/04 01:05 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Apparently the drugs had kicked in.


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3465118 - 12/08/04 02:35 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Again, the phrase continued to ring in my head, getting louder and clearer with each resounding, "Why are you :blah:,...  Why are you standing on :blah:,...  Why are you standing on my front :blah:,...  Why are you standing on my front bumper! What!?! As I surveyed my surroundings it came flooding back to me in flashes of reality enough to make the most seasoned of junkies want to curl up in the fetal position and cry the tears of teething toddlers. In my drug induced journey to lands unknown, I had wondered into traffic and was now standing on top of the front bumper of this irate man's car and had been repeatedly shouting at the top of my lungs, the words...


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InvisibleThin White Duke
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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3465148 - 12/08/04 02:42 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

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InvisibleMovingTarget

Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 4,825
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3465182 - 12/08/04 02:49 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Which in Nepal is considered as...


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Re: Add a line story [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3465199 - 12/08/04 02:53 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

...commonplace a phrase as 'good morning' or 'hello' but we aren't in Nepal. Or are we? I strained to get a grasp of reality so that I might make sense of this situation but all attempts were futile at best. I leapt from the bumper onto...


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Re: Add a line story [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3465207 - 12/08/04 02:55 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I'm naked and standing on this guy's car and all I need is love, even in Nepal, so I reach down and grab

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Registered: 11/19/04
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Supernova]
    #3465251 - 12/08/04 03:02 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

my handgun because im ready to leave this world...

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