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Offlinespreaded
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Add a line story
    #3464324 - 12/08/04 01:51 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

My alarm clock yelled at me this morning. It screamed wake up little one, its time


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OfflineSilven
I trip,therefore weare.

Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,071
Loc: El Mexicano
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: spreaded]
    #3464331 - 12/08/04 01:52 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

for you to go to the dope dealers house. Without thinking I...


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Registered: 11/29/02
Posts: 8,160
Loc: saskatchewan
Re: Add a line story [Re: spreaded]
    #3464334 - 12/08/04 01:53 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

get out of bed, and do your thing. The day is young and you must


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Offline13eetleJuice
the ghost with the most
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Posts: 2,253
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Re: Add a line story [Re: funkymonk]
    #3464351 - 12/08/04 01:58 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

Without thinking, I jumped up and ran down the street to the dope dealaz house, forgetting to get dressed first...


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Registered: 07/16/02
Posts: 1,533
Loc: Commonslaughtia
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464389 - 12/08/04 02:05 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

and ingratiate myself to the capybaras, who tinker madly in the back of the candy store, and fill my exoskeletal pouches with their hope for the masses. As is often the case, two thin men and a portly whore smelling strongly of mandarin and brushing her coat furiously...


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if(human==autoPart){
for(i=1;i<infinity;i++){
getBorn(mind,soul);
getEdu(mind,soul);
getJob(mind,soul);
retire(mind,soul);
die(mind,soul);
}
}


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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
Koinoniphobic

Registered: 07/16/02
Posts: 1,533
Loc: Commonslaughtia
Re: Add a line story [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #3464480 - 12/08/04 02:25 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

walked in without a word and left with my television. Thinking that it was snowing ammonia on Jupiter, and that my day could not possibly get any stranger than that, I reached for the bong...


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if(human==autoPart){
for(i=1;i<infinity;i++){
getBorn(mind,soul);
getEdu(mind,soul);
getJob(mind,soul);
retire(mind,soul);
die(mind,soul);
}
}


Edited by Che_Night_Soil (12/08/04 07:28 PM)


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OfflineMounsteen
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Registered: 12/05/04
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Loc: Manitoba, Canadia
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #3464560 - 12/08/04 02:38 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

and then take a nice huge monster rip when all of a sudden i hear sirrens.. i get up to see what going on when .......


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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, sex, violence and insanity - but chrissakes, they've always worked for me!"


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: Mounsteen]
    #3464636 - 12/08/04 02:49 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

...I realize it was only my imagination and breath a sigh of relief as I inhale deeply the mysteries of the cosmos, through the long looping stem of my pipe, later to be contemplated in great depth as soon as I figure out the meaning of this magical world of sights and sounds where up is down, black is white, left is right, and pint-sized poodles hustle merrily down the streets, riding multicolored tri-cycles and waving to one another as if they were all part of some grand holiday parade gone wrong. In the meantime...


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OfflineSilven
I trip,therefore weare.

Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,071
Loc: El Mexicano
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464650 - 12/08/04 02:52 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

I realized I smoked my stash of 20x salvia all in 3 huge rips off the bong. The minuscule grasp of reality I have is...


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Invisibleblissedout
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Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
Re: Add a line story [Re: Silven]
    #3464671 - 12/08/04 02:55 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

...ripped into a 1000 little particles that spread throughout my consciousness they appear to be...


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:murray:


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Offline13eetleJuice
the ghost with the most
Male

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Registered: 10/29/04
Posts: 2,253
Loc: 6' under pushin up shroom...
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: blissedout]
    #3464684 - 12/08/04 02:59 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

...swept completely away in wisps of smoke and ash as if the whole world had gone up in flames and then died out again in a single instant, right before my very eyes.


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Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464696 - 12/08/04 03:01 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

what i thought was collective consciousness was only a selfish illusion brought on by the salvia. my ego continues to melt as i run into...


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:murray:


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OfflineSilven
I trip,therefore weare.

Registered: 08/30/04
Posts: 2,071
Loc: El Mexicano
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3464702 - 12/08/04 03:03 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

"Hey fucker, why are you in your pajamas, and why are you standing on my front :blah: :blah :blah:" is all I heard from a familiar voice.

Apparently the...


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Born: 10/31/83, which makes me a Scorpio.

1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it.

What do you bring to the table?


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Offline13eetleJuice
the ghost with the most
Male

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Registered: 10/29/04
Posts: 2,253
Loc: 6' under pushin up shroom...
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: Silven]
    #3464712 - 12/08/04 03:05 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

Apparently the drugs had kicked in.


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Male

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Posts: 2,253
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Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3465118 - 12/08/04 04:35 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

Again, the phrase continued to ring in my head, getting louder and clearer with each resounding, "Why are you :blah:,...  Why are you standing on :blah:,...  Why are you standing on my front :blah:,...  Why are you standing on my front bumper! What!?! As I surveyed my surroundings it came flooding back to me in flashes of reality enough to make the most seasoned of junkies want to curl up in the fetal position and cry the tears of teething toddlers. In my drug induced journey to lands unknown, I had wondered into traffic and was now standing on top of the front bumper of this irate man's car and had been repeatedly shouting at the top of my lungs, the words...


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Re: Add a line story [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3465148 - 12/08/04 04:42 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!


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Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 4,824
Loc: temporary
Re: Add a line story [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #3465182 - 12/08/04 04:49 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

Which in Nepal is considered as...


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Edited by MovingTarget (12/08/04 04:49 PM)


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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: Add a line story [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3465199 - 12/08/04 04:53 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

...commonplace a phrase as 'good morning' or 'hello' but we aren't in Nepal. Or are we? I strained to get a grasp of reality so that I might make sense of this situation but all attempts were futile at best. I leapt from the bumper onto...


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Re: Add a line story [Re: MovingTarget]
    #3465207 - 12/08/04 04:55 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

I'm naked and standing on this guy's car and all I need is love, even in Nepal, so I reach down and grab


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Registered: 11/19/04
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Re: Add a line story [Re: newusername222]
    #3465251 - 12/08/04 05:02 PM (12 years, 4 days ago)

my handgun because im ready to leave this world...


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