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A Poem For Everyone
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He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide... he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then he stuffed the turkey.

(Get your Mind Out Of The Gutter)

Happy Thanksgiving

Visit the!

(It might help you eat)


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"If it wern't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"~Lewis Black
"Where did you get all these slackers?"~Manager Kmart, Boise ID
"Burp dee durb, durbidy durb dee dumm"~ Southark
I didnt do it!
:dancing: :dancing:  :ass: :whatever: :bow: :penis: :bow: :whatever: :ass::dancing: :dancing:

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Re: A Poem For Everyone [Re: OMNiKiLLeR]
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Look,I'm really sorry. I couldn't help it.

I had SEX with your turkey.


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Coaster is an idiot...
[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: A Poem For Everyone [Re: Hanky]
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hanky said:
Look,I'm really sorry. I couldn't help it.

I had SEX with your turkey.


I like it!

Maybe i should change the end of the poem. . .


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"If it wern't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"~Lewis Black
"Where did you get all these slackers?"~Manager Kmart, Boise ID
"Burp dee durb, durbidy durb dee dumm"~ Southark
I didnt do it!
:dancing: :dancing:  :ass: :whatever: :bow: :penis: :bow: :whatever: :ass::dancing: :dancing:

Please Visit and Support the FSRE!

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Re: A Poem For Everyone [Re: OMNiKiLLeR]
    #3409671 -

heres my poem:





WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Grumpy Old Man.

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Re: A Poem For Everyone [Re: Yarry]
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the poem was funny...nice nice nice


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if ignorance is bliss, then sadly my mom and dad are very happy......

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Re: A Poem For Everyone [Re: lilbil]
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*cough*rate-me*cough*

But seriously,

I have two ratings. . . :frown:

A state park everyone should visit. . .


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"If it wern't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"~Lewis Black
"Where did you get all these slackers?"~Manager Kmart, Boise ID
"Burp dee durb, durbidy durb dee dumm"~ Southark
I didnt do it!
:dancing: :dancing:  :ass: :whatever: :bow: :penis: :bow: :whatever: :ass::dancing: :dancing:

Please Visit and Support the FSRE!

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