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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies]
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It'll lube up your GI tract! Also, I'm pretty sure that The Cincinnati Chili is a deviant sex move.

Toe_Jam, what's your go to order? Mine was a 5-way and 3 coneys.


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:mushroom:Come a little bit closer
And get untied
In a hearse rollin' over
Just a track in the line
Fuck it:mushroom:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave]
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I got another ignore.

Whatevs. :shrug: :sad:

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Re: Read em and weep [Re: Headies]
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Have you considered drowning your sorrows in Cincinnati chili?

Or drowning yourself in the sacred volcano hot tub as a sacrifice to the :bow2:Great Dolphin:bow:?


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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: KevinDontWave]
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I’ll fart when and where I want.

Lasers!!

:spideysplooge:

Edited by Headies (09/23/26 05:50 PM)

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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: Headies]
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Well then you don't get to be sad when someone ignores you.
:idk:


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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: Headies]
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Headies said:
I’ll fart when and where I want.

Lasers!!

:spideysplooge:





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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: space daddy] * 1
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Chili cheese dogs at the orgy is a cover band for panic at the disco


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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: space daddy] * 1
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Just traveling the bus through the mountains, so beautiful 😍


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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
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Re: Cornbread: Aint nothin wrong with that! [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
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They do a great parody of Chris Rock's No Sex (In The Champagne Room) but it's No Cheese Coneys (In The Orgy Hot Tub)


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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: KevinDontWave]
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I’ll take one chili cheese dog. Hold the Skyline.

Pew! Pew!
:spideysplooge:

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: Headies]
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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: Headies] * 1
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Headies said:
I’ll take one chili cheese dog. Hold the Skyline.

Pew! Pew!
:spideysplooge:



Don't tell KevinDontWave to hold the skyline. 

:kingcrankey:


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Re: The smell of chili cheese dogs in the morning [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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He will hold the skyline and smell my farts. Nothing he can do about that. He can’t walk away, he can’t cover his nose, he’s stuck there, holding the skyline and catching a whiff of the chili cheese dogs I had for breakfast this morning. Perfect crime!

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 3
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At my interview they didn't ask about my 2 year gap didn't wanna have to tell them about my schizophrenia and homelessness:thumbup:


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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
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Nice. Keep everything to yourself that the bastards can use against you.

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: Headies]
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Yeah definitely. I was in prison for drug possession too.


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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline! [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
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KevinDontWave said:
It'll lube up your GI tract! Also, I'm pretty sure that The Cincinnati Chili is a deviant sex move.

Toe_Jam, what's your go to order? Mine was a 5-way and 3 coneys.



2 cheese coneys with extreme cheese and a 4 way onion.

:chefskiss:

I'm fucking weak about the lube shit.

Your butthole really might slide out. Especially if you weren't raised on it. The bane of my brother in law's existence.


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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 2
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Powdered_Toastman said:
Chili cheese dogs at the orgy is a cover band for panic at the disco



There are never enough napkins at these functions so when you do bring them you're treated like Jesus Christ at his second cumming.
:raptorjesus:

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Re: Smell em and weep [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Genny the napkin plug.
:goodluckwiththat:

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