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KevinDontWave
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Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29676435 - 09/23/26 04:06 PM (12 days, 7 hours ago)

It'll lube up your GI tract! Also, I'm pretty sure that The Cincinnati Chili is a deviant sex move.

Toe_Jam, what's your go to order? Mine was a 5-way and 3 coneys.

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Come a little bit closer
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Re: Read em and weep

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#29676458 - 09/23/26 04:53 PM (12 days, 6 hours ago)

I got another ignore.

Whatevs. :shrug:

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KevinDontWave
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Re: Read em and weep

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#29676490 - 09/23/26 05:37 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

Have you considered drowning your sorrows in Cincinnati chili?

Or drowning yourself in the sacred volcano hot tub as a sacrifice to the :bow2:

:bow2:

Great Dolphin :bow:

:bow:

?

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Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676497 - 09/23/26 05:49 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

I’ll fart when and where I want.

Lasers!!

:spideysplooge:

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Edited by Headies (09/23/26 05:50 PM)

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KevinDontWave
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Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676499 - 09/23/26 05:52 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

Well then you don't get to be sad when someone ignores you.
:idk:

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space daddy
In Lak'ech

Registered: 04/29/26
Posts: 552
Loc: The Wheel

Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676502 - 09/23/26 05:57 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

Headies said:

I’ll fart when and where I want.

Lasers!!

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 8,289
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676505 - 09/23/26 06:00 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

Chili cheese dogs at the orgy is a cover band for panic at the disco

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 14,025
Loc: Hawaii, Oahu🤙 🌈

Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676509 - 09/23/26 06:07 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

Just traveling the bus through the mountains, so beautiful 😍

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Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676510 - 09/23/26 06:08 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

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KevinDontWave
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Re: Cornbread: Aint nothin wrong with that!

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#29676511 - 09/23/26 06:08 PM (12 days, 5 hours ago)

They do a great parody of Chris Rock's No Sex (In The Champagne Room) but it's No Cheese Coneys (In The Orgy Hot Tub)

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676515 - 09/23/26 06:14 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

I’ll take one chili cheese dog. Hold the Skyline.

Pew! Pew!
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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676548 - 09/23/26 06:51 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 14,025
Loc: Hawaii, Oahu🤙 🌈

Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676552 - 09/23/26 06:56 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

Headies said:

I’ll take one chili cheese dog. Hold the Skyline.

Pew! Pew!

Don't tell KevinDontWave to hold the skyline.

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Re: The smell of chili cheese dogs in the morning

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#29676559 - 09/23/26 07:01 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

He will hold the skyline and smell my farts. Nothing he can do about that. He can’t walk away, he can’t cover his nose, he’s stuck there, holding the skyline and catching a whiff of the chili cheese dogs I had for breakfast this morning. Perfect crime!

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676560 - 09/23/26 07:02 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

At my interview they didn't ask about my 2 year gap didn't wanna have to tell them about my schizophrenia and homelessness :thumbup:

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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676563 - 09/23/26 07:04 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

Nice. Keep everything to yourself that the bastards can use against you.

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

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Posts: 14,025
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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676566 - 09/23/26 07:07 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

Yeah definitely. I was in prison for drug possession too.

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Toe_Jam
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Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,483
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Re: It ain’t a chili dog without the Skyline!

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#29676570 - 09/23/26 07:10 PM (12 days, 4 hours ago)

KevinDontWave said:

It'll lube up your GI tract! Also, I'm pretty sure that The Cincinnati Chili is a deviant sex move.

Toe_Jam, what's your go to order? Mine was a 5-way and 3 coneys.

2 cheese coneys with extreme cheese and a 4 way onion.

:chefskiss:

:chefskiss:

I'm fucking weak about the lube shit.

Your butthole really might slide out. Especially if you weren't raised on it. The bane of my brother in law's existence.

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GenesisCorrupted
Cowboy, Cultivator, Dude

Registered: 08/01/23
Posts: 33,517
Loc: PNW

Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676586 - 09/23/26 07:26 PM (12 days, 3 hours ago)

Powdered_Toastman said:

Chili cheese dogs at the orgy is a cover band for panic at the disco

There are never enough napkins at these functions so when you do bring them you're treated like Jesus Christ at his second cumming.
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Re: Smell em and weep

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#29676588 - 09/23/26 07:27 PM (12 days, 3 hours ago)

Genny the napkin plug.
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