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I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes
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I've seen so many threads in the pub that get like tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of views and dozens if not hundreds if not thousands of replies.

I'm not sure if this will be one of them. But I thought I put in my own contribution to what I thought could be an incredibly lengthy thread with lots of detail and discussion and lots of input to make it more creative.

There's so many discussions about politics and whether people should die and emotions and murder and whether it's wrong or what politicians involved lots of politics in this shroomery.

And then there's even more threads where people are like "I was so high I thought I killed this guy."

:shrug: I mean shroomery is not always a positive place right? It's not usually a place to go and learn how to be more responsible with a mortgage or how to take the correct path in engineering or how to perform surgery. And to be honest maybe this is not the type of place for those sort of discussions cuz the kind of discussions that most people have here would lead you to think that the advice you would get for those types of discussions might not be solid advice.

:smirk: and then there's people that might disagree with me there's people that might say "I came in one time and asked a question about engineering and the advice was so good that I took the advice and became so talented got the right degree and ended up working for NASA." Well if that's so if that's so be it then so be it.

But this isn't one of those threads. This is one of those sick threads dedicated towards admitting your darkest ambitions without necessarily performing them.

But I wanted it to be creative as well. I wanted it to rhyme. Is this a home improvement thread? What type of screw what type of screwdriver how to thread the whole the correct measurements the correct materials whether it will bear the load of the structure the cost of such renovations and the home improvement value and things like that? It is certainly not!

This is a thread that just go ahead and let it all out. This is one of those threads when you just have that road rage and you just didn't pull that gun and blast that guy but you sure wish you did and you might the next time and you hope you don't but you know you'll regret it but you just need to go and vent some feelings.

I think threads like this are important for historical purposes. So you know? You can always look back and remember.

Remember what? Whatever you want.

All right let's get to it. Let me drop the first verse and anybody else go ahead and contribute.

In a strangely illuminating Mosaic of works
You shoved the knife in so tightly the blood squirts
This type of writing is of a romantic Odyssey
I have these dreams that 20 people are on top of me
I can no longer enjoy the golden years of my beautiful teenage youth
Innocence is gone corrupted by my peers so here's the truth
I want to break free of the shrewd weaving of the net of entrapment
So when I wake up I'll break their neck you'll hear it crack bent
Broken it was spoken but now it's noticeably silent
This creature called itself a human but did not understand violence
I didn't remove its soul it didn't know what soul was
Unfortunately it could not exist to feel those cold gloves
As I buried it thrown to waste like a rhyme Rakim did not use
Does death bring the blues? Is it abuse? Or a wish to be abused?
I love it when it's in the news they're out looking for clues
Baited with the lure of a dark romance the reporter is Right on cue
I wish they would have appreciated life to begin with
And I had to feel that knife lift the skin of the bitch
But those who don't respect life don't need their neck connected to prove they're alive
Action reaction get the lawsuit and Sue to survive
But money won't help this round you're paying and the earth is collecting
The ingenious theft of an innocence heart for your private dissecting?
It's not vengeance it's the tide of karma crashing on your conscious
Like a historic tidal wave eternally cleaning your nonsense
Your corpse will remain captive for tempestuous years
A prisoner of the earth a rotting bitch nature request just these tears
See you convulse first at the first strike once the synapses separate
Fuck your face as your chest collapses then cut you into pieces maybe 6 or 7 or maybe eight


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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel] * 1
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Do you play music?  I think you'd be a great metal or punk lyricist.

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel] * 1
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Do all people that rhyme get to die, or only the shitty ones?


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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: elchocarrero]
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Okay let's kick it up a notch

Growing corruption of the young
Anger like an eruption do what must be done
Silencing sinners until it becomes symbolic
Ripping out organs like it's one that needs to be replaced for the dying alcoholic
Those transplants just take what you need
A threatening disturbing phenomena the place where you bleed
It's your face that I can read the words I'm on to them
Run you over on the curb steering wheel grip tight in the palm of a friend
That friend is me personality split like a bill at dinner
And if that bitch don't pay her half just like everyone else I'm going to rip out her innards
I remove sinners in a world where brainwashing as common as dishwashing
I put the knife in her throat rip her tongue out backwards so I don't have to hear that bitch talking
A long time ago being crazy was something to analyze
Now it's as common as going through the drive-thru and you demand the fries
He gave me the burger and the coke but forgot the soft drink
Now I don't know what those cops think but at that point I made sure he clot the sink
Right then and there I dropped a wink when they asked me during the investigation
How did I possibly get him in such tiny pieces he entirely went down in the sink I must have had a lot of patience
Everyone's just anticipating my next set of impulse
My motives aren't that deep I just set up the tints-all
I'd like some privacy when I pulled him into the back seat
I figured he'd be a little embarrassed if his friend saw me hack his cheeks
I packed him in deep turn his body into a suitcase
I'm truly in space I feel free from these actions perhaps convoluted in a place
Why? Because his attitude didn't meet my solution of good taste
I thought he was as boring as fruit paste until I removed all the tooth from his face
Look down at me and you see a fool look up at me and you see a god
Look straight at me and you see yourself that is with the skin removed like a corn cob
I rearranged your body to fit that door knob now the room flows with the energy
Am I supposed to be the enemy? Your obituary will very much show to be a trendy read
Am I ready to blow? No only semi peeved. But feeling total paranoia.
Which means I'm totally aware your totally prone to hysteria
To me paranoia is in touch with the universal understanding
I might kill you for the encore or it's just a rehearsal for something I'm later planning
I believe it's an art to take sinners and remove their ambitions
Cut them with a knife that's grooved like in a kitchen just to prove no one will miss them
The world should thank me for being the dark angel of death
It was nothing when you took a breath more of a mangled version of theft
It's no diversion I kept nothing inside there was not released
I feel some relief knowing there's no lies like sugar I'm sweet
Not a displaced emotion in my whole body
I did God's work when your family had to identify and just cope "yeah that's him in the lobby"
On to the next life like a boat leaving Palm Beach after all you're just passing through
I can laugh and chew at the same time multitasking like a sarcastic Jew
There's a dark place there's a world in there I'm free
To you it's the end to me it's just the beginning don't curl up just breath
It frees me to know you deserve some repentance
I'm bringing you to God I serve remove the resentment
Insanity is everything while sanity is just a small box
I would like to rid the world of phone fake greedy pansy breeds just like what happened with small pox




Go ahead and contribute.

Also I know this thread will most likely become a discussion of politics and psychology and less cool rhymes about killing people.

I urge those certain people to try to be as fair to the original purpose of this thread as possible. It's to talk about killing people and making it rhyme.

But not to talk about Donald Trump and Iran add what psychologist said that the liberal politicians are whatever where it's okay with punishing murder and stuff like that. Now look if you want to rhyme about that that's one thing. And I know the people are going to discuss that sort of thing. This thread is going to get very political.

But I heard you to try to keep this threat as pure as possible. It's to justify killing people that you believe are just a useless scar on the planet surface. They breathe with nothing else. You work you create you engineer however you want to say that you finance you lead You take control. You change everything around you. You change the very fabric of the world so that you can operate in it and do nothing but work and never sleep. And most people are just jerks that don't care they suck you dry and take all the credit.

It's time to come and vent and explain why you are purifying the world of sinners. It's not like you walked into a high school. These are the scum that walk up and down the street blocking your path everyday. Some of them are good people and you let them be they will go and put tires on your car and cook your food and make sure the foundation is level in the home you're staying in.

I mean otherwise you just need to remove them and all the poison they contribute to the pure innocent endlessly creative subconscious.

So I know some of you will get deep into politics about this. But I heard you please try to keep this thread pure. And by pure I mean write some rhymes about detaching body parts that are unnecessary from people that clearly do not have any good use for them except to further their movement in the direction of asshole or whatever language they speak as well as body language they display.

I hope some people find some very good use from this thread.


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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Why do you think it's said there will be more of your children dead tomorrow?
Pick them up from school don't worry I just need their head to borrow
Lend me a few more parts I will show your parents remorse
I'm doing the kids a favor their parents were doing drugs and renting a Porsche
Instead of raising them correctly God said it's a sin
Appreciate what you have or it will be removed you read it as a kid
Do you dread sulfuric acid? cmon at that point it's long over
You had time to find your truth like in the morning you would find clovers
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows
When your car impacted the highway pillar most of your body should stay inside except for your brain though
Don't complain about Roe - vs wade abortions for The unborn
This operation you're fully grown fully awake convulsing and contorting like you were in porn
My consuming lust was to experience their bodies
I viewed them as objects as strangers as a role play just a little naughty
It's more like a hobby and one that's a process
It doesn't happen overnight as a pure impulse that's just nonsense
Like working on a sword that is perfectly sharp and symmetrical
It's a lifetime dedication when it's dark that blade in your neck will go
Did I disrespect that hoe? Did she appreciate her breath on this earth?
Her steps the very essence of her being that she checked what it's worth?
I believe God sent me here for a real reason
The time of repentance is in season the Lord You must Believe in
I wipe that smug look right off of his face
The children will grow up and walk in your steps in your place
So I remove the path that stains the ground others will follow
You teach them right better preach at night I disdain that you have a thought that will be tomorrow
I feel a nausea a sense of dread that these kids will reach their sight
Their age of perception of understanding knowing that you squeeze them tight
Say a good lullaby wish them to sleep
And set up a bullshit life they will consume like a bullshit dish for them to eat
Feed them correctly teach them to be creative and live purely
And I won't come and remove your organs to others that I will give surely
When we have this discussion I'm not playing you're pathetic lethargy
Run around manipulated moral implications I will simply redirect that kinetic energy
You'll understand all of the laws that Newton wrote down
It's not created or destroyed simply a reaction that feeling like there's 15 punctures in your throat now
"I suppose he drowned" when the cops come to ask me about the connection
They go on about just being truthful evidence too high to lie it's just disrespectful
Always "just be truthful and save yourself in the long run"
I say "it's not my will it's God's I just play a note in this song he sung"
"But no matter how many bodies pile up in this profile"
"I just have this coincidental ability to match up like the perfect color in a coat pile"
"You want me to serve out a long sentence for restitution?"
"You'll have no proof for your solution I can have the opinion these people with pollution"
"You know anything you can connect me to is entirely circumstantial"
"And I don't necessarily have to feel bad or remorse when you told me you jerk them out of the landfill"
"I don't believe these people deserve to be called the salt of the earth"
"If some other fuck removed them I'm not going to cry rolled up into a ball on the curb"
"I believe in family and home and heart and all of that comes first"
"And love the neighbor do well into others or your life will contribute to plants like the sun and the dirt"
I enjoy to walk straight out of the police station
Their case on me becomes as useful as a lease that is vacant
I help my brother I built his home with my hands
I nurture the children and travel I loan out my land
I will construct The vessel that will take us to the Stars
I have absolutely no issue with taking neighbors on vacations in nice cars
But I will hit twice as hard when I see the absurdity in my peers
These are just words to me but I consider it no emergency when they appear
To be hurting you see I just had a few beers and I'm all out of second thoughts
Your face will just look like a car that just wrecked and has no top
Your body will appear to collapse like a building on a day being demolished in demolition
My conscience is as clean and polished as silverware in the kitchen
Don't live your life in suspicion that drowning is instant
When it's your own blood in your own lungs and the sound is like a hissing
Like a slow loss of pressure per pound in a piston like a slow leak
You basically understand remorse you feel an ocean in your lungs when you go to speak
I enjoy the slow release like sipping hot cocoa Christmas Day
You obviously have to go but I don't see why can't be slow just like this come on stay
Don't rush too fast you're not so means to an end like a cheap date
The blood will gush from the gap I feel you're remorse I think you've reached that state
In the house of God you're swimming in the preach up to your waist contemplate about it
Don't treat those words like cheap thoughts that you masturbate in a mine that's clouded
You'll understand why doctors never operate when it's loud - did you think they don't take precaution?
One wrong cut the blood comes out like a fountain they cut straight and minimize losses
Likewise my mind is clean and sharp I don't move in murky Waters
I call it rejoice and replenishment what you call hurt and slaughtered
Like a virus removed I see nothing but clear sky and clarity
I suddenly feel this weight removed when cops say "we think this guy died where is he?"
The rape of your body is the cloudless sky of my soul
I hope it felt very nice when your body I was inside like a fish in its bowl
I'm not going to lie there's a toll but not of me no conviction
You pay it I collect and never regret these decisions
I think life is precious otherwise it expires like fruit on the shelf
Enjoy every moment give back or be proven there's hell come on don't do this to yourself
When the judge asked do I feel the gravity do I feel the severity how scary it would be to do life then
My responsibility and punishment I feel about as bad as running a cemetery without a license
I consider my responsibilities I did my duty for society
If I was wrong and incorrect I should just get a ticket that's about how reasonable I try to be


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

Edited by imachavel (08/05/26 09:02 AM)

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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I must be in control with the power to do so
I play a game using lethal weapons like I am creating a movie starting Rene Russo
But no game could be as serious using a special process and method
Sometimes they are alive when it happens otherwise if it makes me noxious I give them a sedative
Sometimes it's hate sometimes it's just business
If you hate this business be sure to beg me for forgiveness
Either way wrong doings I correct make no mistake
I don't have to hate you to boost your face like a constipate
Do I keep trophy's? Yes the memory of your agonizing death
So I finally will feel you paid for enterprising on those who wept
I'm obsessively clean no blood no prints not the floor not the knife not the counter
Not the door not the car handle not the bathtub or sink it's gone your life nothing to account for
Of course at the time it's a mess could be painted by the manson family
Removing your body parts while you still breath makes me as happy as dancing with tammy lee
Or whoever it was I was in love with I love the purity of a world without sin
Am I a fugitive running scared that once I am captured it's over and any thing other I can only pretend?
No I want to get caught but I'm too damn obsessive with clinical retracing
Like when I used the cyanide at first he thought it was just bad food typical hesitating
Then he realized his mistake as it took hold he had no oxygen
Why? Some sort of child killer and the cops couldn't get him
Seemed the type that would worship those massacres at Jones Town
I walked the knife went in to the brachial plexus nerve cluster then I said "just go ahead and put the phone down"
No idea who was on the other end but they never heard another word
Then I euthanized this fuck like a sick animal I guess this must have been July 3rd








You know it feels good to confess


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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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I've been under an awful lot of pressure lately
Maybe to relieve that I'll beat a bitch until she says her neck hurts prior to decapitating
The City attorney has a stack of paper piled high
Of cases of every person I killed when they looked at me and didn't just smile quite right
Their attitude on their face was what made me get the chainsaw
You ever cut open a person's skull like that before? Their brains are kind of soft
Really got me pissed off was the mayor justifying cutbacks
So many people on the streets I fantasized about cutting out his guts in stacks
I think my sanity just collapsed so I went to his office
I tortured him so bad the signals of pain to his brain so clear and fast like fiber optics
At some point he just sort of coughed it was the last thing before he died
I feel like he rid the people of this city like a whore would ride
I phoned my wife and she asked me to go confess
I needed a clear conscious so first we met at the church she wore her Sunday dress
But when speaking to God he told me I was doing the right thing
These sinners wanted to repent to the Lord and I was so polite to bring that knife in
Like when I walked into the mayor's place of work and decided on vivesection
He cried as I ripped his lungs out I said "it'll be over in a moment just give me a second"
I cut all the way up to the neck and felt God's love shine on me
The more I tore sinners apart the more God agrees I should explain in rhymes like these
My wife didn't even know I carried a gun but found out when I showed her the spray patterns
Of people's brains blown out the back of their heads for all their hate I can't relate for what it matters
Was anyone aware a shooting had occured?
They were when I blew their brains out so high they gained altitude constituting that of a bird's
I don't know how to explain this roaring in my head
That won't go away until the mayors blood was pouring out all red
I would like to apologize to this city to all those who loved the mayor
Apologize for all their stupidity I killed that fuck so brutally and was just going to let him decay here
Put some real purpose into political restructuring
I never knew the mayor was so clinical until I saw those guts he clinged
Sometimes the society offends me the only time they acknowledge that these things are wrong
Is when it's someone important otherwise it just doesn't ring it matters too far gone
I simply brought them that side of reality that they searched for so deep
I couldn't care less about that fuck mayors life anymore that I could that syphilis whore you know it's only like the third one this week


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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dude I love songs about killin' but did you actually write those essays? Lmaoooooo it's time for you to take an acid bath buddy


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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: twighead]
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The rhyme scheme is more upsetting than the violent content


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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel] * 2
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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 3
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Well, I'm tangled, I'm ecstatic - manic patterns automatic
Feelings vanish, reappear, fading in and out of panic
They dress it up in humor, laugh tracks on a slaughter cam.
I'm grinning at the mirror, like I don't know who the jokers am.

Teeth show, threat code, twitching in a trench coat
Shriek laugh leaking, like the valve on a lost hope.
Punchline smuggled in a hand grenade
"Here is your delivery!"
Tickled by the symmetry,
Neurosis in captivity.
Ha. Ha. Ha.

Well, man is just a monkey with a monologue and debts,
Tries to giggle past the graveyard, wears a smile while he sweats,
There's a chuckle in the knuckle, when the saber tooth is nippin'.
A morphine hit of dopamine, for moments when you're trippin'.

Yo, a polite smile is in the primate file.
Filed under, "please don't strike me while I gauge your dial".
Cheese grin, has-been, posture of the peacetime.
Cracking up in the face of things that eat up tribes in real time.

I've seen a meme turn an image of a firing squad into therapy,
Kinda funny, like a mirror cracking parallels in clarity,
Drone strikes, satellites, we hide behind the acronym's.
If you giggle when you shouldn't you'll be banished to a pseudonym

It's a fear grin, jester joking like a puppeteer
Open mouth offering, calm through the check in
Caveman coded, joking through the doom
When the lightning strikes twice, then the laughter's in bloom

Your body don't debate it, just converts the signal quick,
Stress leaks out the corners when the language doesn't stick.
That's your giggle loop - fight, flight, or shoulder bite.
It's a chomp down on the grin so the scream sits right.

Tell em it's a jungle and the jokes keep coming,
Like banana peels on trap doors, gut laugh summonin'
Comedy's a crypt key, you can fit it in the gridlock
My belly ache's a message from the lizard brain inbox.

It's a fear grin, a way to face new threats
Half reflex, half feelings of regret.
You don't laugh because it's joy, you laugh because it's loud
Like the gasp before the quake, when the plate gives out

Cue the nervous chuckle at the chaos in the crosswalk.
Cops chalk the scene while we giggle through the onslaught.
Real ones don't laugh, unless it stabs through the wallpaper.
Catch 'em off guard though, and they're spillin' like a salt shaker.

Different faces, same ghost in the gut string
Both bare teeth, but panic is the the older thing

A joke is the jitter in a palatable frame.
Yeah the scream wears face paint, but it answers to the same.
So every "ha ha ha", only half holds me
Folded in the chuckle is a, "don't control me!"

Two stems, one root.
Laughter and alarm, same body different suit.
The truth in jest is just a terror in a dress shirt
Both of them evolved where the nervous nerves networked.

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: PatrickKn]
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PatrickKn said:
Well, I'm tangled, I'm ecstatic - manic patterns automatic
Feelings vanish, reappear, fading in and out of panic
They dress it up in humor, laugh tracks on a slaughter cam.
I'm grinning at the mirror, like I don't know who the jokers am.

Teeth show, threat code, twitching in a trench coat
Shriek laugh leaking, like the valve on a lost hope.
Punchline smuggled in a hand grenade
"Here is your delivery!"
Tickled by the symmetry,
Neurosis in captivity.
Ha. Ha. Ha.

Well, man is just a monkey with a monologue and debts,
Tries to giggle past the graveyard, wears a smile while he sweats,
There's a chuckle in the knuckle, when the saber tooth is nippin'.
A morphine hit of dopamine, for moments when you're trippin'.

Yo, a polite smile is in the primate file.
Filed under, "please don't strike me while I gauge your dial".
Cheese grin, has-been, posture of the peacetime.
Cracking up in the face of things that eat up tribes in real time.

I've seen a meme turn an image of a firing squad into therapy,
Kinda funny, like a mirror cracking parallels in clarity,
Drone strikes, satellites, we hide behind the acronym's.
If you giggle when you shouldn't you'll be banished to a pseudonym

It's a fear grin, jester joking like a puppeteer
Open mouth offering, calm through the check in
Caveman coded, joking through the doom
When the lightning strikes twice, then the laughter's in bloom

Your body don't debate it, just converts the signal quick,
Stress leaks out the corners when the language doesn't stick.
That's your giggle loop - fight, flight, or shoulder bite.
It's a chomp down on the grin so the scream sits right.

Tell em it's a jungle and the jokes keep coming,
Like banana peels on trap doors, gut laugh summonin'
Comedy's a crypt key, you can fit it in the gridlock
My belly ache's a message from the lizard brain inbox.

It's a fear grin, a way to face new threats
Half reflex, half feelings of regret.
You don't laugh because it's joy, you laugh because it's loud
Like the gasp before the quake, when the plate gives out

Cue the nervous chuckle at the chaos in the crosswalk.
Cops chalk the scene while we giggle through the onslaught.
Real ones don't laugh, unless it stabs through the wallpaper.
Catch 'em off guard though, and they're spillin' like a salt shaker.

Different faces, same ghost in the gut string
Both bare teeth, but panic is the the older thing

A joke is the jitter in a palatable frame.
Yeah the scream wears face paint, but it answers to the same.
So every "ha ha ha", only half holds me
Folded in the chuckle is a, "don't control me!"

Two stems, one root.
Laughter and alarm, same body different suit.
The truth in jest is just a terror in a dress shirt
Both of them evolved where the nervous nerves networked.



This is what I'm talking about. Everyone else crying and complaining because it's not another threat about politics and what psychologist didn't agree with the political choice and how the politicians didn't agree to finance the psychologists they need to go see and the kids in the neighborhood didn't like Obama or didn't like Trump but he was around anyway so they're not going to have a future. Etc etc

You chipped in and made this thread better.

Everyone else crying "I liked the violence but not the rhyme scheme" or "I like the rhyme scheme but not the violence."

I think we need more threads like this where you can express yourself without people bringing in politics and arguing and permabs and the thread getting locked.

I'm going to do my best to contribute and keep this thread open. I love that you're contributing and writing. Appreciate it. It will not go unnoticed.

I got you brah

We're going to make this thread better than ever :grin:


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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Promising start to her career ambitious real estate agent with ambition
What is the motive here what is the part of the story? You can taste it that it's missing?
Her boyfriend someone on the business from a family prominent and wealthy
Flashing around all that clout the detectives found his head on the bottom shelf by his knee
Right around January they received a call from someone how that someone is identified?
No no no that would just ruin it but it was a necessary phone call against a family telling plenty of lies
"Urgently seeking a home with a budget of a million" this stranger reported upon contact
It's not that I didn't have the million dollars but I'd much more wanted to snort lines of cocaine upon this dead person's back
No wait I'm just using someone who isn't me
You cannot identify so easily the voice to face everyone they're looking for on the TV
These people were well known for high prominence but also quick trade-offs
Screw the people out of a few thousand at a time millions at the end of the year my blade wasn't soft
I needed to make a point to the high prestige of society
To use a chainsaw on every joint especially at the knees for those who lie to me
Dual agency representation both the buyer and the seller?
Cut it way high or way low no financial responsibility whatever makes the sale just go ahead and tell her
I've been tracking this resume across several months and several States
I finally tracked down the listing office with a devious plan so I pumped on adrenaline I practically had to masturbate
The cash can wait I said not even a deposit
But I showed the finances I wanted to go see some places that were exotic
I feined the foreign accent they seemed unnerved by the call
But no one says no to that financial proof that's what's known as swerve "yeah I can ball."
The wife felt uneasy but the greedy money hound boyfriend
Set up the showing for several listings that high commission was like a toy to defend
Despite his endless bragging she showed up alone on time
At the end of a four house cul-de-sac with her phone she got me on the line
I despised the high-end coward I wanted to make a double point
But she was so excited for her death I could get him later outside the country club you like to stumble after a few joints
I couldn't help but watch her anticipating the sheer violent terror
She would feel after I - wait let me continue the story - the rest later I'll be silent - this night will have no errors
I met her with a blonde wig and a pretty rose pattern dress this would be the last thing the neighbors remembered
She immediately started to panic but we had already gone inside to see the oak floor she would be dismembered
She sure didn't even stop to take a good look and hesitate upon arrival
Just wanted that check showed me right in opened the gate faster than nuns open the Bible
Upon viewing the open kitchen and terrace view she stared at my manly face and immediately knew
The witness is actually described the boyfriend showing up a little late
Then reparking his car in a parallel Street beside the house "I don't want to belittle I will wait"
He described later why he didn't just immediately go in the house
He said "she was a good closer, I don't interfere I wanted to see what this was all about."
The texts he sent about three, then started to doubt, finally went to the front door about waiting about 20 minutes
The door was locked and he just started debating this gimmick
Maybe she didn't want to be interrupted and was participating to close and finish
But he got impatient and wanted to go in anyway even if it was instigating the sale to be printed
He finally dialed 911 and found a gap in the fence in the side garden
Not waiting for the police he entered the back patio door all these mysterious feelings inside he wanted to solve them
They started looking around and immediately heard the cops knocking on the front door
And pass through from the back to the main level of the house to let in the cops and go ahead and lament some more
They ran upstairs finding such an unexpected scene in the master bedroom
She was lying in a scene so obscene hacked apart with her head removed
"No sexual assault and no missing possessions" the investigation immediately revealed
I could have fucked the bitch too but the headline of the murder you could have been reading for free would have lost all appeal
I was retrieving the three pieces of contract prior to the deal when her voice had finally instigated me
The feelings of Mercy dropped immediately from me and I acted upon a crime that was premeditated for her to bleed
She wasn't sedated or medicated when she received the absolute most masterful sentence acted upon her
At one point there was an axe I pulled and used that at the right moment when she turned around to speak - I hacked - right at "please hold on sir"
Now you know how this story proceeded let's wrap it up
I was out of there in a different disguise a colleague had driven the car I arrived I left in a different black truck
"You get back you fuck" I yelled right as a nosy neighbor tried to identify me
However I left too quickly as another friend tried not to let me leave
You can all suck it and watch it on TV as the boyfriend went home to grieve
Like you gave a crap about the fake relationship more like "I have to answer all these questions people are prone to repeat"
The phone was at her feet when they found the body but all calls from a fake number
I still can't get over the fact they were surprised that I didn't rape her before or after her body parts were identified by a plumber
They put the yellow tape on that pretty neighborhood in the summer don't let appearances deceive you
Lots of pure non-sinner types lived out their lives without fear they would bleed too
I truly believed educated citizens would realize and understand together
They were pure innocent not involved in this plan morally a band lighter than a feather
More pure than a ray of sunshine inside of a glistening bristling pure spring
I don't hurt these creative ingenious engineers of fabric of society types but for evil fake high praised crap it's a sure thing
As usual they brought me and ask the questions and I passed the polygraph test
It's easy not to lie when they ask you if you have murderous intentions I felt to understand the breath
Of the common person the citizen my peer I congregate with
I didn't consider these people murder I considered them agents of Satan I didn't hesitate upon their death
No DNA fingerprints or other physical evidence at the scene
While they were digging through sediments my clear child like conscious went and enjoyed some ice cream
The police admitted they wondered if such a well-organized murder had been executed before
It was too pure too clean not a shred of proof not even when they tested the solution they found on the floor
But look I'm sure I'm starting to bore the main point of understanding
On my repentance center avenging death spree I only have these plans that anoint so demanding
To those not engineering happiness willing to suck dry societies marrow
Bleeding the life of those that feel and give to me that's just pure anxiety I won't spare those
You can watch all this on America NBC dateline
Drunk or high or whatever and have a great time
You will see many top analysts question all the theories etc cartel connections
They owed money to dealers for clients the mafia even made a made man out of their best friend
At that point the neck bends meaning these gangsters just execute and sever arteries
Or break every bone paralyzed tortured the life that tethers pain too far to breathe
Heart too dark to pump life to dim to continue
However you want to say that they dissect them in the swamp terror they insinu -
Ate but let's participate in the top detectives who decide the investigation
This was no amateur very brutal but no cartel hit probably some jealous bitch with inside information
Exactly what I want them to watch when the TV is tied into the nation
"It was an inside job. I disgruntled realtor not paid her end and decided to bait them
They continue to announce new leads advancement in DNA analysis
We find clues when we operate we're on top of this at 8:00 when they debate you can count on this
We will know who we just don't know why these murders it's a matter of time until we solve them
I'll do hundreds of them there's no disguise to why if I could give you a phone and you could call them
And ask them in hell why they engineered such a sad fate
They'll admit they didn't engineer prosperity not sincere they burn in fire so bad the devil watches and masturbates





Okay I'll admit that was a little long. Anyway I had a lot on my mind. There will be more later maybe tomorrow or the next day.

I'm all burnt out for now. Any questions or comments?

Well if so I don't care. Contribute and that's all that matters here.

I didn't create a complaint thread. You must be the architect of destruction here you must be the carpenter of finely measured well cut Justice here. All the pieces of the story must be put together into one house of proper retribution.

Clarity for those who contribute. Repentance for those that only leech.

But feel free to discuss!

Enjoy your night. Enjoy tomorrow. Enjoy every day you can. We are not here forever.

And feel free to contribute!

:peace:


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

Edited by imachavel (08/06/26 05:14 PM)

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel] * 1
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Thought i'd add a bit of history in this ere thread:

The fair maidens formed a circle in a last attempt. Purity is what got that day bent.
The zweihander came down with full might. Like a scissor cutting daisys, it did its plight.
After the carnage and butchering stopped, all lay still, all was chopped.


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Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the USSA
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the US
Back in the US
Back in the USSA

Edited by tomnl (08/06/26 11:29 PM)

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: tomnl]
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That was beautiful. You have inspired me to simplify

Maybe from here I can be more coherent. If I try to incorporate the style you just portrayed. Very very nice.

Let me give it a shot




In our town we believe in Divine Justice
God sanctions the execution so we must rip
The head off the body it's feudal authority
Defending family status as gory as the sword can cleave
The Lord declares a traitor his guts become decorations
But as I wipe the blade I realize I should give his family reparations
He was too patient not the outlaw my Lord declared a duty to the people
I speak up to my Lord "I killed for you that was truly deceitful"
I am dragged to the square the Lord decrees my life be forfeit
As a traitor to the people as the blade falls my blood pours thick
But this whore bitch I set up to seduce the king to be the next Queen
She poisons his drink he cried like a tramp or so the context would seem


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

Edited by imachavel (08/07/26 12:39 AM)

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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MAGA threads? Get with the times!
I’m gonna be killing people that rhymes
Gonna bury them one by one in the pines
Won’t know it’s me but there will be signs.

I’m OP, your homie imachavel
y’all post OTD so it's straight to Hell
gag you with socks so you won’t yell
gonna take my time and do it real well.

Not with a knife or a pistol, no
I ain’t no boring-ass killer, yo
think I’m gonna kill, tho
with a silicone dildo.

Bludgeon yo ass on the back of yo head
whack whack whack until you are dead
its a silicone rod so no pool of red
won’t let your STDs put me inna hospital bed.

People that rhymes be gettin’. on my nerves
“well you rhyme too”? that’s just absurd
You rhyme in two’s, i ride the four-rhyme surf
death to two’s you lame-ass smurfs.

God am I gonna whack yo brain
I swear you’ll be in a lotta pain
I’m gonna be going batshit insane
Run you over like a bullet train

Posting Pub gives me a ton of aggression
so i be startin’ my skull-whacking session
with a mod who bans for every transgression
bash his mod-tag noggin with a passion

You think I’m bluffin'? Well have a look
Your Asante’s got his goose proper cooked
His spirit guide got his fat ass foresook
Postin’ as him, rippin’ up the rulebook

God damn, this n*gga lost 100 pounds?
still can’t get his fat ass off the ground
I can never get him to the pines now see
Oh shit! A two-rhyme! I’m dead! Fuck me!


:micdrop:


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personal empowerment for the world

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: Asante] * 1
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Sick

I'm going to hit this up tomorrow when I have more time

Thanks for not making this thread extremely political

:wink: unless it's about killing people that are extremely political

:peace:


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: imachavel]
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You posted near the start of the OP that political threads overrun the Pub so, that sentiment kicked off the rap. Glad you like it :hug:

I expressly allow you to diss back if you’d like to battle - temporary suspension of Rules 1+2 between us if you keep it artistic.


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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: Asante]
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History don't repeat itself history rhymes, next pandemic or political palaver in time will result in permabans, taking a perma-stand that half the threads in the hoard are a sign, they belong to board 99


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: I wanted to make a thread about killing people that rhymes [Re: gopher]
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:goat:


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