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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Mystikal]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
Do you ever have hooligans come onto your farm and smoke a bunch of weed? I feel like your farm would run rampant with hooliganism.



Yes but they're invited by my dipshit boss. The call is coming from inside the house. Weed isn't even the problem, it's mostly ketamine and mushrooms that create the most headaches.

I'm in the process of evicting this delusional asshole who is already 3 months passed his 12 month extension.

The guy with dementia is no longer staying in the greenhouse but he's still in the process of getting his shit out and cleaning it up.

There were several other preceding lunatics that had to be dug out like burrowed ticks.

We'll be moving to a new farm in 2026 and I've made it very clear that if there's any bleeding-heart, broken-bird-adopting with personel at the new place I'm moving back to Ohio no questions asked.

EDIT: But if you're talking about stragglers that just wander onto the property, thankfully no. There's not a lot of easy access by foot.

Edited by KevinDontWave (11/18/25 03:33 PM)

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Mystikal] * 1
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Mystikal said:
I tried to go cow tipping once at night. The cows were awake and formed a circle. Then some of them started charging us and chased us right to the fence. It was terrifying.

Another time we were picking mushrooms and found a chicken coop way away from any houses. Anyways we were drunk and high. Decided to go chill with the chickens. Left a bunch of empty cans in the coop. Owners were probably like what the fuck.

Farm hooliganism.



If I found a bunch of beer cans with my chickens but they were alive and still in the coop, I'd be so confused but so grateful.

I did some serious damage to some unattended farm equipment back in my hometown during my property destruction phase of adolesence and it's hard for me to not interpret some of my current situation as karmic balancing.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: the.laundress]
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:deserved:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: KevinDontWave] * 2
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Got tomorrow off work!! Gonna relax and clean my place and read.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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I AM GRUNT


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead]
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Grunter


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead]
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yall dont know how to properly kill a thread:

Hi!


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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...



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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Sham87] * 1
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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Sham87]
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You'll never kill this thread :kingcrankey: I will damn it.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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y


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead]
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I swear to satin if you niggers take this away from me!!!!


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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...



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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Sham87] * 1
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There's a site wide ban on that word now, I should blow the whistle


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: gopher]
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PS slavery is racist


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: gopher]
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Only me and twighead kill this thread.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 2
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Let's commit suicide by cop, thread style


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: twighead]
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I'm so excited to get shot.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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A cop told me he almost shot me once


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: gopher]
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On purpose?


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