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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Headass]
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Do the smart thermostats have wireless sensors that I can place on my top floor?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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I confess I truly and really suck at cultivating APE. I’m so pissed. I just can’t fucking do it. No matter what I try, what I change, I just keep getting trich. I had my best plates, best spawn which literally smelled like a beautiful fresh mushroom, clean tubs, properly prepared substrate, and the  top was colonizing beautifully on two shoeboxes! I’m like we are fucking on man, let’s go! Tops are like 80% colonized and I’m like yeah baby, we are casing you in a few days. Then this morning I go and check on my shoeboxes, and a fucking green patch in each!!!! I’m losing my mind I tell you, like batshit crazy.

Out of 13 totes/shoeboxes I made on the 15th & 17th, these are the only two that got contamination in them. I have 3 others pinning already, and 6 others almost fully colonized, and 2 that are like 1/2 way colonized.

So yeah, I confess I suck and can’t cultivate APE.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sneakychopsticks] * 2
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sneakychopsticks said:
boxtrotalpha said:
sneakychopsticks said:
I confess that after my PF Tek grow, I put some spores to grain and used Reddit for cultivation info for a bit. Please forgive me.


No. Dungeon. 30 years Dungeon.


oh, fuck


It's worse than you think :uhoh:


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Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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Yes they do


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Stipe’s Clean Spawn Checklist
Gummies by milkboy
Eat’s Easy Oats Prep
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Kloakk] * 1
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Kloakk said:
sneakychopsticks said:
boxtrotalpha said:
sneakychopsticks said:
I confess that after my PF Tek grow, I put some spores to grain and used Reddit for cultivation info for a bit. Please forgive me.


No. Dungeon. 30 years Dungeon.


oh, fuck


It's worse than you think :uhoh:


Parley? Oh shit, things just got serious.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: sneakychopsticks] * 4
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sneakychopsticks said:
Parley? Oh shit, things just got serious.


Nice try, but I'm afraid RR is already expecting you :naughty:



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Kloakk] * 2
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Kloakk said:
sneakychopsticks said:
Parley? Oh shit, things just got serious.


Nice try, but I'm afraid RR is already expecting you :naughty:




:whyjustwhy:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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AZ Starman2112 said:
I confess I truly and really suck at cultivating APE. I’m so pissed. I just can’t fucking do it. No matter what I try, what I change, I just keep getting trich. I had my best plates, best spawn which literally smelled like a beautiful fresh mushroom, clean tubs, properly prepared substrate, and the  top was colonizing beautifully on two shoeboxes! I’m like we are fucking on man, let’s go! Tops are like 80% colonized and I’m like yeah baby, we are casing you in a few days. Then this morning I go and check on my shoeboxes, and a fucking green patch in each!!!! I’m losing my mind I tell you, like batshit crazy.

Out of 13 totes/shoeboxes I made on the 15th & 17th, these are the only two that got contamination in them. I have 3 others pinning already, and 6 others almost fully colonized, and 2 that are like 1/2 way colonized.

So yeah, I confess I suck and can’t cultivate APE.


Back to spore.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids]
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tryptkaloids said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
I confess I truly and really suck at cultivating APE. I’m so pissed. I just can’t fucking do it. No matter what I try, what I change, I just keep getting trich. I had my best plates, best spawn which literally smelled like a beautiful fresh mushroom, clean tubs, properly prepared substrate, and the  top was colonizing beautifully on two shoeboxes! I’m like we are fucking on man, let’s go! Tops are like 80% colonized and I’m like yeah baby, we are casing you in a few days. Then this morning I go and check on my shoeboxes, and a fucking green patch in each!!!! I’m losing my mind I tell you, like batshit crazy.

Out of 13 totes/shoeboxes I made on the 15th & 17th, these are the only two that got contamination in them. I have 3 others pinning already, and 6 others almost fully colonized, and 2 that are like 1/2 way colonized.

So yeah, I confess I suck and can’t cultivate APE.


Back to spore.


I’m wondering if it’s in the genetics I keep getting. Thinking it might be time to put the feelers out for a swab or wedge of successful grows from people here.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
I confess I truly and really suck at cultivating APE. I’m so pissed. I just can’t fucking do it. No matter what I try, what I change, I just keep getting trich. I had my best plates, best spawn which literally smelled like a beautiful fresh mushroom, clean tubs, properly prepared substrate, and the  top was colonizing beautifully on two shoeboxes! I’m like we are fucking on man, let’s go! Tops are like 80% colonized and I’m like yeah baby, we are casing you in a few days. Then this morning I go and check on my shoeboxes, and a fucking green patch in each!!!! I’m losing my mind I tell you, like batshit crazy.

Out of 13 totes/shoeboxes I made on the 15th & 17th, these are the only two that got contamination in them. I have 3 others pinning already, and 6 others almost fully colonized, and 2 that are like 1/2 way colonized.

So yeah, I confess I suck and can’t cultivate APE.


Ape has always been PITA for me too.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LotKid] * 10
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Just aboot time for me to log out and head for the woods! I will see you lovely folks in a week!

:breakout:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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LotKid said:
Ape has always been PITA for me too.


Thanks bud! I like feeling like I'm not alone in this.

:hugitout:



KlarnEvil9 said:
Just aboot time for me to log out and head for the woods! I will see you lovely folks in a week!

:breakout:


Have a great trip my bro!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 2
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Damn near bean soup season



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: catnip40] * 1
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Just aboot time for me to log out and head for the woods! I will see you lovely folks in a week!

:breakout:


Well go on, git! Have a blast homie

catnip40 said:
Damn near bean soup season




Will this also work with other soups? I make a mean kale kielbasa that my kids never eat. Might have some leftovers to spare


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 1
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KlarnEvil9 said:
Just aboot time for me to log out and head for the woods! I will see you lovely folks in a week!

:breakout:




Mind the fork in the river...

don't want to take the wrong direction...


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LotKid]
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Confession time.

My SAB work was apparently so much worse than I had thought. I did one session in front of a hood and nothings showing any signs of contam. If having a hood is a crutch then get me my handicap parking plate cause I'm fuckin down


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: boxtrotalpha]
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Laminar flow for the win.

I like to think an SAB is a crutch until you get down in the flow.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LotKid] * 9
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man i confess, im sick of all the millions of "new" brown cubes out there. just saw yet another one. 

always some shit like "golden horse dick rumplemint".  or some shit.  i cant even tell why it bothers me.  one of those compound annoyances like when a mosquito is flying around my ear while im sneezing. 

maybe its the fact that i know its not stable but even if it was, WHAT did they stabilize?  "jedi mindfuck" was probabky the first one to annoy me.  i think thats part of it.  it undermines the years and diligence people like fahts put in to making strains that are actually not only novel, but stable.  (and gives them away for free)

theres so fucking many of them i started just calling them ABC's.  (another brown cube) it bothers me even worse when noobs are excited about it like they really have something special and i feel bad for them. i know some lazy money grubber laughed all the way to the bank with their $30 for a syringe of tapwater and f2 clone spores. 

maybe its the fact that its a shameless marketing scam.  hell i know when i was new i would have jumped all over that shit.  so maybe its the fact that its an expoloitation of that prescious noob excitement. is nothing sacred?

maybe its just the fact that im jealous and wish i could make a living doing what i love rather than serving spoiled rich people building things they neither appreciate nor deserve.

maybe this should be a whole thread. maybe i use my soapbox for good.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 3
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I could totally see that. But if anyone has a print of that ghd rumplemint pm me!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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BeefSupremeJr said:
maybe this should be a whole thread. maybe i use my soapbox for good.


I mean I kinda thought that was half the point of this thread. Kind of a "get it out and bullshit with the cult dudes" cause I'll be real pub and otd are alright but some of those cats are fuckin weird

Edit: I'd definitely monitor the beef journal entry "what grinds my gears" though


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Edited by boxtrotalpha (08/28/25 09:23 PM)

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