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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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How old are you, Dad?

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 2
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I've been a landlord since 1984.  Once in an apartment complex I owned, we turned off the water to a building for a couple hours for a leak.

As soon as we turned it back on water was flowing from the upstairs apartment to a downstairs one.  I knew the resident had left some faucet on, so my dad and I went up and let ourselves in, since he wasn't home.  Bathroom sink.

We cut it off and noticed that there was a Light As Bright As The Sun coming from a walk-in closet.  We went to look, and he had shelves and shelves of Indica growing. (short)  My dad asked what they are, flowers?  I said yes Dad, they're flowers.  We left a note explaining about the water.

Next day that resident vanished.  He didn't know I never turn them in, and this was the '90's when it was only I who could protect them.  Hard drugs I kicked, but weed, acid, psychedelics were fine -- I have always been afraid of hard drugs as they are enslavement.  I had three young hookers living on the property and considered them an 'amenity', as long as they didn't sit at the front of the property soliciting.  Made a fortune when I sold that property 100% occupied.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: anders] * 17
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Check out what I caught at work this week! She's a beauty!



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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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OLDDAD77 said:
For local cops: At the end of the day, if you don’s sell to an undercover cop and you’re not ever selling anything from your house they can’t just blow your door because they “think” you’re doing something. Even if someone rats you out they can’t come in. Only way to get caught is by selling to an undercover or possession during a stop. Once one of those two things happens they can get a warrant for your house. I know this because I dealt with it firsthand when I was a dipshit. I’m still a dipshit, just a smarter dipshit! 😂

For feds: your door gets blown and they have a years worth of evidence on you.

But for the landlord thing, did you just have shit laying all over the place or did he go into closets and whatnot?




Well that's the thing, my agar lab was out and ready to go, it's just extremely unfortunate timing is all, that I wasn't in when all this happened, would have saved myself some hassle.

Live and learn I guess


Also in the UK police can raid your house if your roof is hot. It happens to reptile keepers, crypto miners, and of course, cannabis growers. I saw one lady in the news, she got raided because she had poor insulation and with the heater, just made her house glow on the thermal camera.

I knew someone who got raided because of an accidental wrong address, luckily they only had a small bag of weed which the police missed

Forgot to mention, I don't know how much snooping was done, I wasn't in at the time, and the repair man and landlord were finished about 5 minutes after I got back

Edited by bluemango (08/22/25 05:40 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 1234go]
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47


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Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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OLDDAD77 said:
47




That's not too old.

You're a kind of old Dad...

:nodofunderstanding:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 1234go] * 3
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I didn’t have kids until I was 40 so I feel old as fuck! 😂


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Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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My older brother had twins at 43/44-ish...

Got a little more than he bargained for at that age.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 1234go] * 5
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The trick is to get evidence of your girl growing mushrooms as collateral :lol:


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"Remember, kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down" -adam savage
Flowchart for Recommended plan of action.
Learn the tried and true way to grow mushrooms
Use the Damn search engine
After you know what you're doing, take a break 
Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids] * 4
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I ain't messing with no potential snitch if I can help it. I'd go with someone who'd do a revenge gang-bang in our bed and then steal all my stuff before I went down that road.


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ACAB  🖕🧊


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bluemango]
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bluemango said:
OLDDAD77 said:
For local cops: At the end of the day, if you don’s sell to an undercover cop and you’re not ever selling anything from your house they can’t just blow your door because they “think” you’re doing something. Even if someone rats you out they can’t come in. Only way to get caught is by selling to an undercover or possession during a stop. Once one of those two things happens they can get a warrant for your house. I know this because I dealt with it firsthand when I was a dipshit. I’m still a dipshit, just a smarter dipshit! 😂

For feds: your door gets blown and they have a years worth of evidence on you.

But for the landlord thing, did you just have shit laying all over the place or did he go into closets and whatnot?




Well that's the thing, my agar lab was out and ready to go, it's just extremely unfortunate timing is all, that I wasn't in when all this happened, would have saved myself some hassle.

Live and learn I guess


Also in the UK police can raid your house if your roof is hot. It happens to reptile keepers, crypto miners, and of course, cannabis growers. I saw one lady in the news, she got raided because she had poor insulation and with the heater, just made her house glow on the thermal camera.

I knew someone who got raided because of an accidental wrong address, luckily they only had a small bag of weed which the police missed

Forgot to mention, I don't know how much snooping was done, I wasn't in at the time, and the repair man and landlord were finished about 5 minutes after I got back



Oh, yeah, they do that shit in the US, too. Thermal imaging was a huge boost for the cops. They used to just look for abnormal utility bills, but of course that requires knowing how to read and do math.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
Only loss of material things and damage to my relationship with my lady. The relationship damage came during the "rebuild". That's a long story. We are ok, but it's not like it once was.

And I have no doubt that an ex-lover would be a threat!



Material shit can be replaced. Stressful times like rebuilding after a tragedy can be a trying time in a relationship. Hopefully you two will be back on the right track soon enough. If it’s meant to be it’ll happen.


OLDDAD77 said:
47



I’m a much older dad. You’re young! Wish I was 47 again!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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Confession: Im 100% convinced that's Dr. Smoke.

Now somebody spank me cuz...just because.


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Hitchhikers Guide to The Shroomery

Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

Edited by ThurmanMurman (08/22/25 11:43 PM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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ThurmanMurman said:
Confession: Im 100% convinced that's Dr. Smoke.

Now somebody spank me cuz...just because.




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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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ThurmanMurman said:
Confession: Im 100% convinced that's Dr. Smoke.

Now somebody spank me cuz...just because.



Who dat?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Gilmour Hendrix] * 1
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:meh:
Not worth the time to explain.
Someone who got banned.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Gilmour Hendrix]
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Gilmour Hendrix said:
Who dat?



This dude :muppet:


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Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Gilmour Hendrix said:
Only loss of material things and damage to my relationship with my lady. The relationship damage came during the "rebuild". That's a long story. We are ok, but it's not like it once was.

And I have no doubt that an ex-lover would be a threat!



Material shit can be replaced. Stressful times like rebuilding after a tragedy can be a trying time in a relationship. Hopefully you two will be back on the right track soon enough. If it’s meant to be it’ll happen.


OLDDAD77 said:
47



I’m a much older dad. You’re young! Wish I was 47 again!



Have you seen the movie “old dads” with Bill Barr?


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The Hitchikers Guide to the Shroomery

Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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I enjoyed that one...

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids] * 2
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(2/13/25) catnip40 said:
psa make ur significant other do agar work so that they cant snitch on u (the implication)



tryptkaloids said:
The trick is to get evidence of your girl growing mushrooms as collateral :lol:



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