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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: fiddle_head] * 2
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fiddle_head said:
Cultivation Confessional no. (n)^7
Everybody gets everything they own. I am the architect of my own self, and I inherit every choice I make.
One time when I was 12 I sleepwalked (somnambulated) and urinated in the closet. Literally. That's the confession.


I urinated into a top loading cd player.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD]
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I guess at some point a receptacle is a receptacle.
Can't say you didn't try. :shrug:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: stubb] * 5
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I peed on a guy’s leg while he was watching a girl pee unbeknownst to her.  My bad, I thought he was into pee :shrug:


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"Wiping a needle with isopropyl after flame sterilization is like shitting after you wipe your ass."

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Mr Piggy said:
I peed on a guy’s leg while he was watching a girl pee unbeknownst to her.  My bad, I thought he was into pee :shrug:



Were you watching a girl pee and pissed on yourself perchance?

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD] * 2
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DERRAYLD said:
fiddle_head said:
Cultivation Confessional no. (n)^7
Everybody gets everything they own. I am the architect of my own self, and I inherit every choice I make.
One time when I was 12 I sleepwalked (somnambulated) and urinated in the closet. Literally. That's the confession.


I urinated into a top loading cd player.


I peed on my gf as she slept. Got up, went around to her side of the bed, and made it rain. Drunk sleepwalking got me into too much trouble.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bluemango]
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bluemango said:
Mr Piggy said:
I peed on a guy’s leg while he was watching a girl pee unbeknownst to her.  My bad, I thought he was into pee :shrug:



Were you watching a girl pee and pissed on yourself perchance?


:justno:

It was some guy in the scene that was always doing something stupid like that.  Alcohol and chance gave me a shot, so I took it.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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I once pissed in someones fancy shoes.

It was revenge about 3 or 4 years in the making.

We were in holiday and he wiped his finger up his sweaty bum crack, then rubbed it under my nose.

I asked why does your finger smell like poo? That's when he told me what he did. The rascal.


A year after I almost pissed behind his drawers, but my friend was recording for his gf and I didn't want any video evidence.

So a few years later I saw his shoes and found it an ample opportunity to strike.

A nice golden syrup from my weenie straight in his expensive fancy shoes.


I wonder if he ever noticed or found it peculiar his shoe smelt like piss.


I like to think such petty things are behind me these days though

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bluemango] * 2
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Alright the last page of this thread made me realize I ain't the only one with weird piss stories...

I once pissed out my 2nd floor window in a row house while being smashed on about 80mg Zolpidem when I was younger.

I couldn't find my way out of my room because the room was moving too much but I needed to take a leak so the window was my only option, except the floor, since I couldn't possibly aim my slithery noodle into a pet bottle or something.

this was around 2pm on a Saturday in a highly populated area and needless to say this was a win because my neighbours stopped talking to me

:yeahthatsright:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: bluemango] * 4
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I was stationed in Turkey back in 00’. We were all hanging out in a club one night and one of the guys in my squadron was drinking “tiger milk” basically sambuca flavored Turkish everclear. Anyway he was being belligerent and was about to get us all fucked to by a bar full of Turkish dudes. So next thing I know we look over and he managed to pass out and completely knock a table over. Looking around the guys were visibly threatening so my buddy Wyatt and I did the first thing that came to mind. We whipped our dicks out and pissed on him from head to toe.

So that was our brilliant solution to 1. Piss on a guy we really didn’t like and 2. Get us out of a sticky situation. Everyone in the club thought we were great! Fucking hero’s, pissing all over the drunk American douch bag. 

Well in the Military especially in a foreign slightly hostile environment we never leave anyone behind. It was at this moment that we quickly realized the error of our ways!  We ended up having to carry his piss soaked ass down the stairs and wait for a cab.

Oh well at least half of the piss was mine!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 5
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i hated my old boss so i peed on his bicycle and one of the old employees told me the chains rusted and the guy was all 'hey howd that happen'


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: mushboy] * 3
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I confess, the world isnt likey to be habitable by the time i leave it, and the increasing pressure from the government is heavy. I feel drawn to action but whats the point of we're all gonna desiccate anyway? Yay we saved democracy. Now lets vote who gets the last of our clean water...


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids] * 3
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Birthrate is at a record low and they strip us of a hopeful future both monetarily and in terms of survival, then wonder why we arent bringing kids into the world... like maybe if you made it feel like you care about the world ending..


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Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids]
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Ive been depressed and useless the last week...


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Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: tryptkaloids] * 1
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I've felt that way for damn near a decade now, I feel your pain Trypt... shit is majorly depressing, and has only got worse since my teenage daughter moved in with me... my money just isn't going as far, even though I'm working more now....

I pissed in a dudes driver seat of his car and on his door handle once while drunk🤣

Edited by Leftfield420 (08/17/25 10:21 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Leftfield420] * 4
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I pissed on myself while on nitrous just a few days ago :shrug:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: catnip40] * 1
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:grampofapproval:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: catnip40] * 3
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derray got us all beat with the cd player.  but i did piss on a roommates laundry hamper one time.  bud woke up and punched me in the forehead.  woke up with a splitting headache.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Leftfield420] * 3
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I pissed on my cities mayor once when I was 19. Can't remember specifics but the city already sucked and she'd approved some bullshit that was gonna serve to make it worse (city still hasn't recovered from her bullshit 20 years later) so my friends and I were passing her house on our way to a party out under some power lines. I went to her door, pulled my hog out and rang the bell. When she opened the door I cut loose. got her, her door and her carpet before I took off running into the woods dick still out.

Lotta piss based confessions today


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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I'm pissing on myself right now

:feelingblue:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 8
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I watched my dad piss in my toy box. I was maybe five years old, and he was stupid drunk. His fumbling around woke me up just in time to see him flip up the lid of the toy box, unzip, and let loose. I didn’t know what being drunk was, so I thought he was mad at me for some reason. No wonder I’m so fucked up.


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