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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
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split_by_nine said:
get yourself a wheelchair OP and you can shit your pants anywhere youd like. people would be too nervous or too polite to tell you that you smell like shit..


I'll never forget the dude in the wheelchair in Breaking Bad who told the cops that he needed to confess something and then when they said let's hear it he shit his pants lol


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: Nifflerz]
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i used to work with adults with developmental disabilities and i have seen a lot of shits in wheelchairs..


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
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https://clips.twitch.tv/RockySoftKaleCeilingCat


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: Cosmic Eye] * 1
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Cosmic Eye said:
Thats some funny ass shit. If I were to purposefully and premeditatively plan a strike, which I do believe has crossed my mind at some point as revenge, you gotta make sure the signal you are sending is clear. It has to be from the heart. Let that asshole know you are serious and its meant out of spite, pure hatred, and only because if you beat the shit out of somebody you are going to jail.

I would make sure to have like a 3 day incubation period. Make sure the day of to piss yourself off real good all day. Get mad. You have to be because you about to show a universal sign of straight disrespect that will obliterate everyone's senses withing 50 feet. Just gotta do it. Eye your target. Its all or nothing now. Say what you gotta say before you scream in rage as you apply massive pressure while doing everything you can to hold it in at the same time before finally just releasing and allowing a new asshole blast open with a couple pounds of hot biological byproduct. Power dump the fuck out of it. Whether its a solid meatoaf that splats a bellyflop, or radioactive liquid that sounds like oatmeal being shot directly down with a super soaker 5000, the act must be carried out with full force and intention. The level of satisfaction would be just out of this world. Its a win win. Might even learn something.

In the end no matter how you look at it, its a sure fire of saying hey guy, FUCK YOU! And why should that simple message be illegal?





I nominate your post for Shroomery post of the year. 
Seriously, I do.
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Your passion for this endeavor has made its way into my heart and I am truly happy. 
The only way to really do this is to incubate the shit for 3 days, you're spot-on there.

I think when I'm officially releasing my load into my pants I will have both arms raised and flexing.  :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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Hey there lifeiswhatyoumake, can you take me off ignore or at least say why?


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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Get some adult conflict resolution skills.

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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Crazy_Horse said:
Get some adult conflict resolution skills.


:zoneout:


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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trex said:
Hey there lifeiswhatyoumake, can you take me off ignore or at least say why?


It'd probably help if he could see it.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: Cosmic Eye] * 1
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Wow just wow :justastonishing:

Epic post, u took me on a journey Cosmic Eye.

Is shitting your pants in public illegal? I dont think so but if shit slides out your shorts (fuckin gross), you will probably get a ticket for littering or something. Probably a minor offense.

We need Enlil's legal advice on this one!

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Re: Is it legal to purposefully shit your pants in public next to some one you don't like? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Thank you!


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