"Charging a man with murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at the indie 500"-Apocolypse Now

A conversation from Goodfellas between a mobster and a mailman.

"You know this kid?"
"Yeah"
"You deliever mail to his house?"
"Yeah"
"If another letter comes from that kids school to that kids house you bring directly here you understand?"
"Yeah?"
"If another letter from that kids school goes to that kids house its in the fuckin oven your gonna go head first!"(said while shoving the mailman into a big pizza oven to scare the shit out of him)
(narrator)"that was it!no more letters from school ,no more letters from truant officers,in fact no more letters from anybody,finally after a couple of weeks my mother had to go down to the post office and complain"

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The dude abides

Glengarry Glen Ross...

"Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize.] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

"Moss: Who are you? What's your name?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"

Casino

"Ace Rothstein: No matter how big a guy was, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat; you beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun; and if you beat him with a gun, you better kill 'em, 'cause he'll be coming back and back, until one of you is dead."

"Nicky Santoro: If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do."

Ghostbusters

"Hotel guest: What are you guys, cosmonauts?
Peter: Exterminators. Someone's seen a cockroach up on twelve.
Hotel guest: Must be some cockroach.
Peter: Bite your head off, man."

"Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon."

Army of Darkness

"Shelia: You once found me beautiful.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly."

"[About his shotgun.]
Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

"Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

"Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby."

"[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ok, theres of course so many movies that I love and thus many more quotes.. But its bedtime..

Cheers,

Thor.

[This message has been edited by thorvidar (edited August 04, 2000).]

"Thats right god came down from heaven and stopped these motherfuckin bullents!"-Pulp Fiction

"Private Pyle you had best square yourself off and start shitting me tiffany cuff links or I will most certainly fuck you up!"-Full Metal Jacket

"By the time I grew up there was 30 billion in cargo going threw Idlewild Airport and we tried to steal every penny of it."-Goodfellas

"Can I burrow 10 to like Tuesday and shit"-Dazed and Confused

"I was a roadie for Metallica for awhile,bunch of assholes"-The Big Lebowski
A few from Apocolypse Now

"I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one"

"How many had I killed?6 that I could count,the last close enough to blow his last breath on my face"

"To Charlie RR was some cold rice and rat meat"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Are you an assassin?"

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The dude abides

Evil Dead 2:
GROOVY!

Half Baked:
We had to stay vigil. Kenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
Now that's a titty.
I don't do drugs, just pot.
...we're not drug dealers. we're fund raisers.
This weed is the Shiznit-O-Bam-Snip-Snap-Slappy

Apocalypse Now:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like . . . victory.
We train men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene

Planet of the Apes:
You know what they say, Human see, human do.
Get your paws off of me damn dirty apes

Thats all for now folks.

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Let's get down to brass tacks here, how much for the ape?

As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disasterous day.

"that is an official fully man" half baked

"all it took was a fat chronic blunt, they were lightweights" mallrats

" adventure? heh excitement, heh a jedi craves not these things" star wars (mallrats)

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot" Clerks

" i was cured all right" clockwork orange
" BACKUP!! BACKUP!!! BACKUP!!!" american history X

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100% FuCkInG fLoP!!!!