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Anisotropic
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Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? 1
#3086295 - 09/03/04 05:50 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know the type. Usually put out by Demolishion or Lions Gate Films. With acters like Dean Cane.... (don't think your going to be funny with a Moore/Lions Gate joke)
Here's a list of some of the worst movies ever...
Final Incounter... put out by Demolishion I belive, has Dean Cane... CRAP... (highlights of suck, trash bags are used as rock crystals. "where the hell is all that red light comming from", some ADRed stuff is different actors)
Shark Attack 3: Megolodon < this might be the worst movie ever made. (Highlights of suck, some shots of digital vidio, over brightened to the point of color banding, nothings scale ever stays the same, models look really bad, o, yea, and the whole movie is very badly ADRed <the voices where done in post, nothing matches>)
Dragon Heart 2: A new begginging.... apperently sci fi bought the rights to the DragonHeart name, nuff said.... (highlights of suck, very very poor 3 to 2 compression <makes every few frames slow down and look chopy>, some of the worst lighting on CGed stuff I have ever seen) TRASH..
Lions Gate Films is putting out some movie about people falling off a boat that looks TERRABLE... Looks like its all shot on digidal vidio, hand held, and the contrast is all blown out...
Of course all these movies host bad acting/screenwrighting/plot/everything....
But sometimes its great to watch truly bad movies and make fun of them, final incounter had me laughing for like 2 hours. (dean cane, 2 grams, and your set...)
Anyone else have a passion for the worst movies ever?
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3087146 - 09/03/04 11:35 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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death race 3000.. or whatever its called. funny as hell.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3087217 - 09/03/04 11:50 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jack Frost, some finnish movie, the suck in this one is very strong.
if you can download/watch the Mystery Science Theatre episode where they watch this, it's the funniest thing ever. I don't think I have laughed out loud so much during a movie.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0058374/
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3095722 - 09/05/04 04:56 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, some of those B rated horror movies from the 80's are pretty funny:) Like Slumberparty Masacre 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
Or just some of those old 80's horror flicks that have all that satinistic inuendo because that popularity satanism had.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3095769 - 09/05/04 05:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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www.badmovies.org
^ great resource for this kind of stuff- affectionately looks at B movies, points out their logic faults and includes audio/video clips.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3097796 - 09/06/04 02:07 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Evil Dead movie are kinda on the dividing line of the good/bad movie. Redneck Zombies is just shitty. Has anyone ever seen Blood Moon? Rather new, but very odd. Out of nowhere it shows this wannabe-macho dudes one inch pen0r. Out of the blue. Strange.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3098540 - 09/06/04 10:36 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space Commando
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3098659 - 09/06/04 11:14 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gay Niggers from outter space Braindead
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3098687 - 09/06/04 11:19 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you wanna see a really bad movie rent Sick. Cover looks awesome, but then you watch it and your sure it was a college film project.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Harbinger] 1
#3099711 - 09/06/04 03:52 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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my exact thoughts Harbinger.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3099848 - 09/06/04 04:26 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Urban menace.
Looks like snoop dog went on a bender with some friends, then an exec got ahold of the tape and made it into a movie.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3100263 - 09/06/04 06:54 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Titanic
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3101073 - 09/06/04 09:50 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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"YOR: Hunter from the Future" And "Jack Frost" isn't really a bad movie, it's self-aware. It's fucking well-done.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: GnuBobo] 1
#3101177 - 09/06/04 10:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Over The Top Cobra
Stallone at his finest
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: schmektron] 1
#3101428 - 09/06/04 11:06 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
schmektron said: Over The Top Cobra
Stallone at his finest
Oh man, I can't believe I didn't think of Over the Top. Absolutely horrible.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3103205 - 09/07/04 12:39 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea, Toxic Avnger is pretty bad..
All of the old giant things B movies are noteable faverates.
Also so are the old blacksplotation movies like Blackula.
Also check out http://www.archive.org
< this websight is great. There's alkinds of old movies from stuff. Old work train vidios propoganda, old commerishals, all public doman (so it's free to use in what ever you want artisticly)>
The worst thing about the older low budget stuff is that there was always music going on. Also the edits are painfully long...
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3103212 - 09/07/04 12:40 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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O, yea and how could I forget
Sgt. Kabuki Man NYPD
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3103373 - 09/07/04 01:25 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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eXistenZ
could have been cool but... what a flop.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3104988 - 09/07/04 06:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Item Scarecrow Slayer - my friends and I watched this movie in fast forward, when ever something funny happened we would stop and watch that part.
For the scarecrow movies here the order from best to worst. Scarecrow Slayer, Scarecrow, Scarecrow gone wild.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Requiem] 1
#3122018 - 09/11/04 11:26 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Urban Menace is the worst movie have seen. It looks like the actual film was water damaged or something- it is so blurry. At least the acting is great though(not)
The worst Hollywood film would probably be Blair Witch 2. What were they thinking when they made that?
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Le_Soleil] 1
#3122743 - 09/11/04 03:18 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Super Mario Bros. is the all time worst movie known to mortal man.
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#3123807 - 09/11/04 09:00 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bubba Ho-Tep
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3148401 - 09/17/04 01:12 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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My girlfriend and I had seen this movie DAGRON in my local video store for months and catalysed by my liking of intentionally misspelled and obnoxious things, we decided to rent it. This is a good movie if you are stoned and bored. Its definately a horrible movie... but a good horrible movie.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3151754 - 09/18/04 06:24 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cyborg with Jean Claude van Damne - anyone ever see it?
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: iamreadynow] 1
#3152357 - 09/18/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
iamreadynow said: Cyborg with Jean Claude van Damne - anyone ever see it?
That's one of his better movies.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: monoamine] 1
#3152372 - 09/18/04 09:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember super mario brothers....
In bangkok they have a giant b movie marithon...
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: monoamine] 1
#3152408 - 09/18/04 09:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
monoamine said: Super Mario Bros. is the all time worst movie known to mortal man.
No way, dude. Mighty Ducks.
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3153031 - 09/19/04 01:25 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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i recommend;
'DUNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM' (Turkish Film)
probably the worst film ever
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: butterflydawn] 1
#3158992 - 09/21/04 04:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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nice one butterfly dawn. it was actually selected to be the worst film. I guess the translation is The Man Who Saved The World. watch i and understand why they call it the worst film ever
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#3159005 - 09/21/04 05:12 AM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Anisotropic] 1
#3160133 - 09/21/04 02:02 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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Any movie in which Hulk Hogan stars in is horrible, yet hilarious. Particularly Suburban Commando, Mr.Nanny or Three Ninja's 3. There is also a movie out there called short circuit 2. It's a Must see!
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Cassper] 1
#3165503 - 09/22/04 03:38 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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short circuit 2 is not a bad movie! in the end johnny 5 gets pimped out in gold plate!!!11
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Re: Any one else love REALLY BAAAD movies?? [Re: Le_Soleil] 1
#3167079 - 09/22/04 09:15 PM (19 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you really think about it, the movie "Top Gun" is pretty cheesy and bad, but it's still exciting and entertaining to watch. I think the writers of this movie either got tired or just bored, because some of the shit they thought of were just terrible. Like when Maverick is talking to Ice man in the locker room, Ice man says... "Your dangerous" and Maverick says "Yea, I am." I mean, what kind of a comeback is that?
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