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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
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Your stories have such a polite innocence to them, its great :popcorn:

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Agreed - even the way you say "pussy juices" sounds chivalrous. (:


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This was an experiment.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: feevers]
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feevers said:
sex is fun but then its over and its gross



Truth

I enjoy that I don't let my dick dicktate what k do. Sex is a nuisance for me. Every few weeks I'll wack one out and it will be epic, but then I feel gross. I just do it because I need too. Then I'm back to work.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
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10 bucks says op never got laid.

:popcorn:

Either way , this thread is some masochistic bullshit. Completely ridiculous. Still though, gotta love the shroomery.

:rofl:

Edited by RockyRaccoon (03/18/19 02:35 AM)

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
feevers said:
sex is fun but then its over and its gross



Truth

I enjoy that I don't let my dick dicktate what k do. Sex is a nuisance for me. Every few weeks I'll wack one out and it will be epic, but then I feel gross. I just do it because I need too. Then I'm back to work.


Every few weeks?? That's a long time to let ur load sit around.


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Trees is dead, this is his mum posting



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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: trees]
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trees said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
feevers said:
sex is fun but then its over and its gross



Truth

I enjoy that I don't let my dick dicktate what k do. Sex is a nuisance for me. Every few weeks I'll wack one out and it will be epic, but then I feel gross. I just do it because I need too. Then I'm back to work.


Every few weeks?? That's a long time to let ur load sit around.



I am on methadone so that keeps my loads down for a little extra time

The longer you go, the better the orgasm. That's for sure


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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I’m trying the 90 day no fap challenge. I can still have sex, just no ejaculation. On day two of no ejaculation right now. I hear some controversy around it. If you keep your load in you can use that energy in different aspects of your life. Most men feel depleted after busting a nut.


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TEKs I Like

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333] * 2
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op is 25 days in :awehigh:


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High as hell and low as heaven will go.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011
Ban lotto

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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25 days in, indeed!
That is the going to be the final number, folks.
Hear me, hear me!
I have a message y'all will find interesting:

A fair maiden shall be arriving at my apartment-turned-castle at 11 pm tonight. 
I will be at my friend's band's show until 10:45 and will meet this fair maiden at my castle at 11 pm.
I will then proceed to give her an archaic pounding of stone and metal, rearranging her insides like a knight after a victorious fight.

Yea Imma fuck her.  We have agreed to be friends with benefits.  This will be our first meeting.  Been talking for three days total now.


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Need a restaurant web site? (Yes, I made this) :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:    I make some music

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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:notsureif:


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Trees is dead, this is his mum posting



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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: trees]
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Will you try to jerk off before hand in an effort to last longer in the sac? Are you going to do butt stuff?

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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I'll check this thread at 11:05 pm and ask you how it went.
:stirthepot:
What time zone?


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This was an experiment.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: DoneKildatReason]
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She's running late, should be here any minute.  It's a 30 min drive for her

Eastern time zone


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Need a restaurant web site? (Yes, I made this) :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:    I make some music

Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (03/20/19 11:38 PM)

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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oh joy!

:highfive:


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Google: Pippa Bacca

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Lophosaurus said:
Will you try to jerk off before hand in an effort to last longer in the sac? Are you going to do butt stuff?



No, I'm not gonna try that.
But I took a little bit of yohimbe a little ago and I'm gonna use some desensitizing gel on my dick to last longer


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Need a restaurant web site? (Yes, I made this) :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:    I make some music

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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i am going to try this now but i'm to honest and friendly

what should i do ? help me succeed lifeiswhatyoumake  :takingnotes:


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    :dazedandconfused:

Edited by watermelon mon (03/21/19 12:21 AM)

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
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OP clearly doesn't know how to get laid.  Thread delivers


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Even Jesus got stoned.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: mandrin13]
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I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next update  :amanita2:  :amanita2:  :amanita2:

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: RJ Tubs 202] * 1
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RJ Tubs 202 said:
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next update  :amanita2:  :amanita2:  :amanita2:


Same my dude, same. :popcorn:


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Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu..
*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...
At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
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Acaterpillar said:
RJ Tubs 202 said:
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next update  :amanita2:  :amanita2:  :amanita2:


Same my dude, same. :popcorn:





:datass:


I got laid.  :thumbup:
Did her missionary, then doggy, then she rode me til I came. 
I made her cum pretty loudly.
Then I jammed out on the keyboard and walked her out.


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Need a restaurant web site? (Yes, I made this) :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:    I make some music

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