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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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:picdidnthappen:


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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No pics.

A real man doesn’t kiss and tell... hehe. 

It’s going to happen! I’ll be smashing those pink cookies within the next 30mins... Or my name isn’t Johnny cum lately.

Baaaazzzzzingaaaa!!!


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333]
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MadHatter333 said:
No pics.

A real man doesn’t kiss and tell... hehe. 

It’s going to happen! I’ll be smashing those pink cookies within the next 30mins... Or my name isn’t Johnny cum lately.

Baaaazzzzzingaaaa!!!


gross dude


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333]
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MadHatter333 said:
As soon as my girlfriend puts her kid to bed, I’m going to love her up. I don’t care how long it’s been, I want that soft magical tunnel around my corvette.


More like a geo metro.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Shiithead]
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Shiithead said:
Tell her "either we fuckin, or I'm fuckin." That should seal the deal.



I'm definately gonna use that... I ain't fucking around either.


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said:
MadHatter333 said:
As soon as my girlfriend puts her kid to bed, I’m going to love her up. I don’t care how long it’s been, I want that soft magical tunnel around my corvette.


More like a geo metro.


Beep beep, meep meep.


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333]
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So did OP get it in or what

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psi]
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psi said:
I have been smoking weed and playing some keyboard as well.


I as well am high and playing keys. Some Satie to spur the night.


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Shroom_guy4]
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Shroom_guy4 said:
So did OP get it in or what


Probably not, he woulda posted here celebrating

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Shroom_guy4]
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Shroom_guy4 said:
So did OP get it in or what




There's a lit AF party tonight at my friend's apartment that I'm going to pick up a chick at.  I decided last night to stay in since I had gone out a few times earlier in the week and wanted a night to chill.


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
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I bet you you don't.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
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I bet $20  i do


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Enjoywho]
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sex is fun but then its over and its gross

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
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Quote:
...I'm gonna get laid tonight.
...I'm gonna convince a girl there to come back with me and get pounded by a beast.
Imma tell her we should go back to my place and we can smoke weed, I can jam out on the keyboard, and we can fuck all night.


This thread over promised and under delivered!

Deadlines people :rolleyes:


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:kratom:

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: feevers]
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feevers said:
sex is fun but then its over and its gross


Nothing like that instant regret after cumming! WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Oh yeah, I wasn't, my dick was...

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: pslyke]
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pslyke said:
Quote:
...I'm gonna get laid tonight.
...I'm gonna convince a girl there to come back with me and get pounded by a beast.
Imma tell her we should go back to my place and we can smoke weed, I can jam out on the keyboard, and we can fuck all night.


This thread over promised and under delivered!

Deadlines people :rolleyes:


He couldn't get it up.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Shroom_guy4 said:
So did OP get it in or what




There's a lit AF party tonight at my friend's apartment that I'm going to pick up a chick at.  I decided last night to stay in since I had gone out a few times earlier in the week and wanted a night to chill.


Laaaame!

Chameleons need love too.

Get your freak on!


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Uzziel] * 1
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Uzziel said:
feevers said:
sex is fun but then its over and its gross


Nothing like that instant regret after cumming! WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Oh yeah, I wasn't, my dick was...


Insta regret mid nut.



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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: trees] * 2
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I truly find it fascinating how I instantly go from 100 to 0 after a nut. Like complete "Alright, fuck, I'm not interested"

I go from being the horniest bastard to completely disinterested :lol:

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Uzziel]
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Think that’s a lot of men. Unless you’re on drugs, or are some kinda cyborg.


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