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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:



When the toilet bowl just won't do....

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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We used too call that "going top shelf"

If we were at someone's house and they were being a controlling prick and acting better than everyone because we were at his house, we would look at a friend and just point up in the sky. That was his signal to go top shelf o  that bitch and leave the house.

I was never on the frontlines doing the job, but I called some top-shelf hits in my day


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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Bill_Oreilly said:
We used too call that "going top shelf"

If we were at someone's house and they were being a controlling prick and acting better than everyone because we were at his house, we would look at a friend and just point up in the sky. That was his signal to go top shelf o  that bitch and leave the house.

I was never on the frontlines doing the job, but I called some top-shelf hits in my day


You should be ashamed. Why not just say "Can you please stop being controlling" or just leave. Sounds like you think you're better than other people and are punishing others for not being as good as you.

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Lophosaurus]
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That was a joke off the top of my head. I thought it was obvious.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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It was so realistic thou! :lol:

Going Top Shelf :awehigh:

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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I shat on the hood of a car.

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Top shelf sounds classy.

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
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Bill_Oreilly said:
That was a joke off the top of my head. I thought it was obvious.


:archiebunker:


Ol' Backpedalin' Bill...back at it again.

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Kid i grew up with was our boy but we used to pick on him, i used to dangle him in front of me upside down by his ankles, atomic wedgies til hed either tilt forward face first into a locker or his underpants would tear, etc

Anyway we would go to the dunkin he worked at and we would shit on the floor and wait in the car until the manager would make him clean it up, then another friend would go in and shit on the bathroom floor again lol

And so on and so forth

I have other shit stories but dont feel like typing them out

Side note - i was a bully without prejudice, i would bully losers and jocks all the same

Used to give the state champion wrestler wedgies in the hallway until his shit would rip in front of the whole grade lol

I was bigger stronger taller more handsome smarter and the best athlete so i was at the top of the food chain

I was already 6foot3 230 lbs when i was a freshman in highschool

Anyhow yea you do fucked up shit as a kid

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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:lol: I used that term because in highschool s bunch of kids who did chewing tobacco and when they put it in their top lip, they called it "going top shelf". Originally the term is from hockey, when a hockey player aims for the top part of the net.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: stzacrack]
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The same friend who upperdecked in the chicks chicks toilet also shit all over the floor at a place where I used to work after they lied to unemployment.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

Edited by Cannabischarlie (03/08/19 10:14 AM)

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
:lol: I used that term because in highschool s bunch of kids who did chewing tobacco and when they put it in their top lip, they called it "going top shelf". Originally the term is from hockey, when a hockey player aims for the top part of the net.


Why does it make much difference where you put the chewing tobacco?


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
:lol: I used that term because in highschool s bunch of kids who did chewing tobacco and when they put it in their top lip, they called it "going top shelf". Originally the term is from hockey, when a hockey player aims for the top part of the net.


Why does it make much difference where you put the chewing tobacco?


because your saliva glands are in the bottom of your mouth so you absorb the nicotine faster when you bottom lip it but you also have to spit out a whole bunch of brown stuff.

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Re: Upperdecking in someones toilet [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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Do people still use that? Is it like when you see a sherif in a film or something and they have this golfball sized thing,in their mouth looks like they just had dental surgery and are drooling and spitting brown pussie shit out lol


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"great things may come to those who wait, but only what's left by those who hustle"

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