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Offlinefreddurgan
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Before toilet paper there was..........?
    #4224990 - 05/27/05 02:15 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What the fuck did people used to wipe their ass with? Not that I want to convert back to the olden days, but my curiosity is peaked.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4224998 - 05/27/05 02:17 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

a big leaf? sheep wool? nothing?


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225003 - 05/27/05 02:20 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What kind of question is this! I think the bext answer is 'whatever was available'
A river perhaps, shit in the river clean your ass on the bottom(ouch!)
A leaf perhaps, be careful of poison ivy.
Sometimes cloth, for the rich people, maybe a stick, or a sleeping persons pillow?
I mean, who really thinks about stuff like that.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: flowstone]
    #4225007 - 05/27/05 02:21 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

When toliet paper was introduced in the early 1900s or the late 1800s (I can't remember) it was generally looked down upon and considered a fad since most people had magazines and newspapers in their outhouses and who the hell would want to spend money on toliet paper when they have these items already in there.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225011 - 05/27/05 02:22 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

depends on what people you are referring to.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Vvellum]
    #4225028 - 05/27/05 02:28 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

LOL!!!!

A sleeping persons pillow

That shit is CLASSIC.

But seriously, I was wondering if there was just somthing people used? Maybe they used cloth and then washed their "shit cloth" like every other day or something. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Jerks :wink:

And wiping with leaves sucks..been there, done that.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225038 - 05/27/05 02:32 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

you gotta find the soft leaves, 3 ply


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4225077 - 05/27/05 02:48 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

All across the world people use their hand to wipe. They use their other hand to eat. Sigh, buddha would have a field day with your attachment to wiping your nether regions.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225125 - 05/27/05 03:03 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

my outdoors friend said rocks work. you get one with an edge, and BAM.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225172 - 05/27/05 03:17 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Most of the world still doesn't use toilet paper...

In some (asian) countries they leave a bucket of water next to the 'toilet' (hole in the ground with walls around it) and you just splash water on your ass from the bucket.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225202 - 05/27/05 03:26 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

From what I remember during some Colonial-times museum, people back in the day often used the cob of corn stalks. In other words, corn-on-the-cob, without the corn... on the cob, that is.


I suspect the Latinos may have had the advantage of making tortillas for that purpose...



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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Rono]
    #4225213 - 05/27/05 03:32 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Praise TP it would suck when you have diahahrreaaaaa...


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Skunk420]
    #4225225 - 05/27/05 03:35 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, tortillas. That would probably work really well.

I seriously doubt anyone would use their hand. I'm sure leaves and water and random shit would be chosen over their hand.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225228 - 05/27/05 03:36 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

well what i do (when i'm in the city) is punch a lady in the face, cut some of her skin off, then use that.

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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4225231 - 05/27/05 03:37 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

MMkay..too much pent up..streass..???hello?


Edited by skunk78395 (05/27/05 03:38 AM)


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Skunk420]
    #4225328 - 05/27/05 04:18 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Hahaha, that was a pretty intense reply. When I saw "cut" I immediately thought HAIR, but then you said skin and it got creepy.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225365 - 05/27/05 04:35 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

freddurgan said:
I seriously doubt anyone would use their hand. I'm sure leaves and water and random shit would be chosen over their hand.




why do you think in hindu culture you should never touch anybody with your left hand, nor should you ever eat with your left hand? because it was used traditionally for wiping your ass. of course, you'd wash it afterwards - but it was just culturally designated - "ok everybody your left hand might be a bit shit-stained, so just keep it to yourself" - and it worked out like that...


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: freddurgan]
    #4225371 - 05/27/05 04:41 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

you would probably laugh at the situation going on here in finland at the moment...

about a week ago i opened the front door for my neighbour who had literarly bought bags upon bags of toilet roll and kitchen roll. i was wondering why the fuck anyone would get such a large supply of the 2 things at the time and just earlier this week it made sense why...

http://www.helsinginsanomat.fi/english/article/1101979597753

Fear of protracted labour dispute leads to hoarding of toilet paper

The prospect of a protracted labour dispute in the paper industry has led some consumers to stock up on toilet paper and other goods that may be in short supply in the coming weeks.

"I heard that the paper might run out in a month", said Leena-Kaarina Kaunonen as she packed a shopping cart with packages of toilet paper and paper towels at the Prisma supermarket in the Helsinki suburb of Kannelm?ki.

Kaunonen and Edward Brown loaded two carts with various types of soft paper for their family of four.

"Because of the labour dispute, we bought a full load", Kaunonen says.

"This is a pretty unusual situation", Brown laughs. He also ponders how hospitals will cope if a real shortage arises.

like WTF...2 local stores to us don't have any toilet paper what so ever...


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: Krishna]
    #4225379 - 05/27/05 04:47 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry, but this is another facet of Americanization. Ever heard of a bidet? Toilet paper is so barbaric, water is the way to go.

But this disgusting question (by american standards) begs many more questions, like, what did women use before the tampon was invented? Ladies, no matter how "natuaral" you are, you owe much thanks to whatever person that discovered super absorbent materials, for not having to shove wads of wool up your pussy.


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Re: Before toilet paper there was..........? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4225412 - 05/27/05 05:08 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I like wads of wool in my pussy though


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