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How can i make my yard stink?
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Kids play in my back yard connected to a neighbors which is the center spot for the kids on my block apparently, they are 10 to 14 in ages about 8 of them. Parents dont care, police wont come out anymore. Ive told them repeatedly to stay out and quit hitting my house with their toys and stuff they have. They scream all day and are annoying as fuck.

Years ago when i had a mole problem in my yard i sprayed it with this mole repellent that went after the grubs. My yard smelled like ass for weeks, but now i cant find that product anywhere, I want to find what chemical made it stink or what else can i use to spray to keep them away?

Ideas im considering...
putting roadkill in my yard
recording their vulgar conversation and putting it on social media
also we cant have fences


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 3
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drink out there talk to the kids, parents wont want a drunk talking to their kids


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 1
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Be like, "Hey kids, how about a game of hang man?"
Smile at them intensely


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: gopher] * 5
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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 2
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What about putting up a fence?

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: psi]
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or compost instead of broadly killing things

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: cannabinated]
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a tip off about chicken shit fertilizer is looking promising from what ive read so far


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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You have to be scary as shit. I remember when I was a kid we stayed away from the scary neighbors areas. When theyre in your yard, come outside and stare at them with a death stare / grin and point at them


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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Chicken shit is cheap enough to get enough out there and keep these kids away.
But straight up chicken shit contains really high levels of nitrogen, and if you put it directly on grass, it'll probably burn it yellow.

That's shitty though. I'll never live next to other people again if I can help it. And I like and have kids.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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Get a dog.

Don't clean up the dumps. Also tie it up outside and let it bark.

Maybe a pit or boxer.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: kr0nik0] * 2
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Go outside and blatantly start doing nitrous in front of the children.

Maybe do a couple lines outside.

Smoke some weed. A lot of weed.

Just cultivate the general aura around yourself of somebody who's not to be fucked with.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 3
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Plant some stinging nettles and poison ivy around the perimeter. Also maybe get a beehive.

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: John Nada]
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John Nada said:
Plant some stinging nettles and poison ivy around the perimeter. Also maybe get a beehive.


Brilliant!

Wasp nests.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
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kr0nik0 said:
I'll never live next to other people again if I can help it.


Same sentiment here, but unfortunately I can't help it.

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: psi] * 1
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Put a speaker outside blasting classical music

your yard will no longer be a cool place to hang out

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: feevers]
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I like neighbors tall are crazy

Kids do sound annoying tho

If they ever leave a toy keep it and make them send their parents to get it back and act like youll keep their stuff

Or be extra mature and talk to their parents...


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: feevers] * 1
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Start shitting and pissing out there


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Ant89]
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Is this just in the evenings OP?

Might be a nice time of the season to install a firepit too...


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: st1llnox]
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Set up a nitre bed and blast it with 19 hz

https://www.sageaudio.com/blog/music-news/mythbusters-test-the-frequency-of-fear.php


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https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf
https://patents.google.com/patent/US3951134A/en
http://www.measurement.sk/2005/S2/Lipkova.pdf
https://borderlandsciences.org/journal/vol/39/n02/Puharich_ELF_Waves.html

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Necropolis]
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Coyote piss pellets. Works with other pests.


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