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Strategy for retaliation
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I got these wild cats living around my home. Apparently they've declared war on me for saving a few squirrels and birds from them. They're pissing at my doorstep and it's getting into the house.

Ideas/thoughts on traps/retalitory actions?


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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Capture them and sell them.


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: Chairman Meow]
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i'm thinking feeding them to the gators would be more appropiate myself..


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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stick something in box as bait and ironically a testament of death, like a fetus.
Sell for money!!!
$$$$$
Also capture gators and sell them too!


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: Chairman Meow]
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I think in florida you go to jail longer for capturing a gator and selling it then you would for doing the same to a human.


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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in the city i live, the stray cat problem is equivalent to major house roach infestation.

for one stray cat you see, there are 100 more. i definatly feel your pain, they pee on everything you keep outside, they are vicious and will attack your pets if left outside & unattended (i have a little pug)

they are diseased infested & sickly. they all inner-breed with each other it is just a festering brood of disease and if given the chance they will probably try to eat your children!

i always joke that they need to make large versions of mousetraps, but instead of cheese on the end, put a can of tuna :wink:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: Mello Kitty]
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i love kitties :frown:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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cube talk said:
I think in florida you go to jail longer for capturing a gator and selling it then you would for doing the same to a human.


Sell children then.


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
i love kitties :frown:


mee too :crying: but these things are like the living dead version of cats, i wish i had a pic

sometimes you will see the city workers actually come out of abandoned buildings in Tyvek suits carrying cat cases looking all CDC-like

they remind me of the Crazies from that old romero movie


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
i love kitties :frown:


Kitties and feral cats are two different animals.

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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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answer:

a rifle


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: anyone420]
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A rifle
with a scope :sniper:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: anyone420]
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poison


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: anyone420]
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anyone420 said:
answer:

a rifle


you have to load and aim a rifle and theres the noise
no no no
a pit bull
pit bulls love to kill just for the sake of killing these dogs kill for fun
and once the cats are gone
you have a dog that is fun loving
loves people well past the point of being foolish
easy to trane (once you get it to walk at heal)
a gard dog that can bite off hands
and a personal body guard you get in to a fight with one of these dogs with you the dog gets in to the fight to on your side


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: arainbow]
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couple rifle shots will scare the whole pack away for good


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: monkeywrench]
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Dogs... big ones !
:angrydog: :yesnod:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: anyone420]
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oh my! my neighbor says to fill a super soaker up with paint thinner :eek:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: arainbow]
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Problem Solved :smirk:


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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cube talk said:
I got these wild cats living around my home. Apparently they've declared war on me for saving a few squirrels and birds from them. They're pissing at my doorstep and it's getting into the house.

Ideas/thoughts on traps/retalitory actions?


just poison some bowls of milk or something.


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Re: Strategy for retaliation [Re: cube talk]
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Instead of killing them why don't you just call your local animal rescue or whatever.


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