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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: Muppet]
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Muppet said:
ina perfect world we would all get to bed at a very respectable time (like right after supper when the sun's just starting to go down) and then we'd sleep like a fucken rock for nine hours straight / be up at the crack of dawn / work out for an hour or so to really get the blood a flowin / take a nice cool shower to refreshen ourselves / eat a good hearty breakfast / and be out the door by 8:15 on the dot...every damn morning

but (obviously) that ain't gonna happen


Actually I used to have that kind of lifestyle while studying abroad. I went to bed really early, because I was tired already before midnight. I set the alarm clock for 8 hours and to the other end of the room, so I had to get up to stop it. Bowl of cereal and instant coffee followed each morning. Then I was good to go.

But now I rarely set the alarm, because I don't really have to. I go to sleep past midnight and sleep long. Will have to re-habituate.

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: funkyrobot]
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I was my hands and face then do a wall lean to aim my morning woody at the toilet.


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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: koraks]
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koraks said:
jewunit said:
That's also a great way to get lucid dreams.


QFT.


ive heard this to be true also

as for me
i like to take a nice shower and a swat before i begin my days journey
:bongload:


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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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Knifey Mcstab said:
I usually murder the first thing I see.



This is the Correct answer.


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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: funkyrobot]
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I lay in bed until I have to shit so bad I have to get up.

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
I lay in bed until I have to piss so bad I have to get up.



also: roll over, fumble in drawer for caffeine pill an hour be4 i need to be up. if i'm really fucked a shot of :sriracha:

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: JT]
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protein shake in morning gives me the energy i need for the day

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: purified]
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Quote:
protein shake in morning gives me the energy i need for the day


Strange.. mine only lasts for couple of hours.

But true... for me a nutritious shake is a routine for every morning.

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: funkyrobot]
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I put hemp protein, avocado and plums in mine (among other things)

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: funkyrobot]
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It's never hard for me to wake up.

I am, without fail, up ten minutes before my alarm goes off.

Except when I have passed out drunk the night before I don't even know why I set it.

I imagine if I didn't, I'd never wake up somehow.

But no.

Get up, stumble into kitchen, pour water into teapot, turn flame on high, go browse shroomery until water is hot, make coffee in press, slam a cup quick, shower, etc.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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These days it varies a bit cause of my schedule, can really get up and go to sleep whenever I want, won't last another week though :b

I usually get up, take a piss and start rolling a spliff or doing my yoga exercises, one or both of the latter usually comes around each morning :smile2:
(I can really recommend morning exercise, I gotta start meditating in the morning too, it's like, energyyyyy!)


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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: Fisherman]
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I don't know how all you people can smoke first thing in the morning.

I at least need coffee and a shower or I am ruined for the whole day.

Like, wake-and-bake leaves me with a fucked up "off" feeling all day.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: purified]
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purified said:
protein shake in morning gives me the energy i need for the day


i just put 2 protein shakes down
:sip:


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Re: Get-up strategy [Re: visions]
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You realize you're body can only absorb about 30 grams of protein at a time right?

Drinking that second protein shake is probably worthless unless it isn't going above that much

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