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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 1
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Dollar Tree has air horns, the lever kind that doesn't run out.

Sound this out the window at random when they are out there. Sometimes 10 minutes after they get there or 2 hours later so long as it is not a pattern. Sometimes do it more than once.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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Anahata said:
a tip off about chicken shit fertilizer is looking promising from what ive read so far


Turkey and pig shit both stink pretty fiercely, as well.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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a fence or hedge of nasty type plants are your best bet. antagonizing a pack of kid will only make it worse. you can buy skunk spray also i think that could work also.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: saythatagain]
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saythatagain said:
Coyote piss pellets. Works with other pests.


This made me think of stink bombs!
We used to be able to clear out entire cafeterias as kids with those.
Order like 30 of them online, shouldn't be more than a few bucks, and throw them out there next time the kids show up.
Do it again as needed.
Problem solved.
 
Celebrate by accidentally dropping your remaining stink bombs in your own home. Yay.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: kr0nik0]
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Stinging nettle bees compost get to work

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: cannabinated] * 3
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A moat filled with hot magma is a simple, effective way at keeping the neighbors in check and off your property.

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: PatrickKn]
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I hate to say it, but kids are very hard to beat.
but the good news is they grow up.
Piss them off and they might vandalize you.

Hang in there for a few years, then when they done stomping through,
grow a privet hedge?

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 2
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I have a moat to keep kids away. I leave my murder victims in the moat. Their corpses. I usually take the corpses out of my deep freezer and let them lay out there in the moat in summer so the bodies rot in the heat.

It's worked really well so far.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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Get yourself a couple of these bad boys op. They stink like rotting meat, and won't fuck up your soil like spreading manure.



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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: brk]
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Take multiple shits and urinations every day all day


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata]
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Dump a couple loads of jagged scrap metal around. At least with metal you can later pick it up with a magnet.

Broken glass would be best, but like impossible to get it out after the kids fuck off.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 1
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Major public safety violations guys

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
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On private property?


Put up a sign, that says "danger, metal - No trespassing"

Plus it's like an investment because scrap metal is worth money.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 2
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Tell the parents you're a sex offender and be done with it!

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
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Words can be mis-interpreted. He's better off to just molest a couple of kids and be sure.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Take multiple shits and urinations every day all day


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Ant89]
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OMG like always the comments and suggestions were priceless. But for real, this chicken shit idea is defiantly going to work, i recommend everyone at least once in their life go to a farm supply store find a bag and take a whiff.

The smell is so rancid i love it, take that you annoying little shits.


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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Anahata] * 1
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Edited by Mandarinfish (07/19/20 04:44 AM)

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Mandarinfish]
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Reservoir+dead stuff

end of discush

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Re: How can i make my yard stink? [Re: Mandarinfish]
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Every time I drive by some skunk roadkill, I still think there's someone with a growhouse just off the road.
Maybe Colorado skunks just smell different, because the ones in Florida sure as shit did not smell like glorious nugs when run over.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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