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Running your mouth
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(a) Someone may offer you a penny for your thoughts
(b) You have to give your two cents
(c) 1 - 2 = -1
(d) It costs money to run your mouth.
(e) Be efficient with your words.

Numbers don't lie. Sheep do.


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Re: Running your mouth [Re: SpecialEd]
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I think the song goes...

"A penny for your thoughts,
A nickel for your kiss,
A dime if you tell me that you love me..."

So if you throw in a kiss and an "I love you" with your diatribe, you will actually come out ahead.  :grin:


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Re: Running your mouth [Re: Frog]
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Yeah, but in some conversations, it's not appropriate to kiss the other person and say "I love you." Cause then you'd have to spend 35 cents to call 911. And your hospital bill is going to clear 50 cents.


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Re: Running your mouth [Re: SpecialEd]
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No, you don't want to go to the hospital, because then you'll be out an arm and a leg, as well.


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Re: Running your mouth [Re: Frog]
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No, you don't want to go to the hospital, because then you'll be out an arm and a leg, as well.



I knew this guy that went to the hospital to have his gangrenous leg removed, and the surgeon removed the wrong leg first. He realized his mistake and removed the bad one as well. The patient arose and began screaming about a malpractice lawsuit. The surgeon said "You can't sue me, you don't have a leg to stand on!"


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Re: Running your mouth [Re: ]
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Mr_Mushrooms said:
Oh Gawd, he's on a roll tonight!  :lol:



Its possible to get E in such a remote place as Kansas?  :shocked:

:grin:
Peace.  :mushroom2:


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