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Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut
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So, the title basically explains the entire story.

>week ago my ex shot me a text saying we had the best relationship ever
>says I'm such a great guy and hopes I find another girl who loved me as much as she did
>wants to meet up before I leave to here to go back to university
>i was considering it but now that we're broken up I didn't think it was a good idea
>went to the beach again to smoke a blunt, clear my mind and soak up the sun
>met a blonde slut and got her snapchat
>blonde retard slut sends picture of me around on her Snapchat
>had no clue, blonde retard slut is my EX's friend.
>spent the day chilling with blonde retard slut.
>make out a couple times and invite her to my house later that night
>she says maybe
>I eventually leave for the gym to get a sick shoulder workout in before dinner
>blonde retard slut bails and says we'll meet up next time
>ex, who is extremely quality girl, texts me and says to have fun with *name of blonde retard slut*
>says she never wants to speak to me again
>rip

In the end I was left blue balled and semi-heart broken. Shits horrible but oh fucking well, tomorrow's back day and I'm gonna go straight gorilla mode. Fuck girl drama and fuck the fact that every bitch knows each other. Go ahead and shit on me or sympathize with me mates


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Edited by Webster10 (03/18/17 01:04 AM)

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde sluts [Re: Webster10]
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Here's to all the blond retard sluts rotting in hell. :beer:

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde sluts [Re: ChRnZN]
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Noodle473 said:
Here's to all the blond retard sluts rotting in hell. :beer:



Cheers to that my friend


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde sluts [Re: Webster10]
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Blonde retard slut is blonde retard slut


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde sluts [Re: Webster10] * 2
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Fuck her. Just another bitch wanting to get dicked down by other dudes while keeping you dry having you wait for "ms special".

Start fucking her friends. :thumbup:

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Webster10] * 15
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Take this garbage to 4chan

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 3
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Ok Webster, we get it. You're hot stuff and you get all the girls. You're also supper ripped

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Lophosaurus]
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Lophosaurus said:
Ok Webster, we get it. You're hot stuff and you get all the girls. You're also supper ripped



Obviously. You forgot to mention he was almost nominated our president.

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde sluts [Re: Bazookatooth]
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Bazookatooth said:
Fuck her. Just another bitch wanting to get dicked down by other dudes while keeping you dry having you wait for "ms special".

Start fucking her friends. :thumbup:



All my buddies are telling me "fuck her just another bitch" too. She probably has gotten dicked down but whatever. Yeah man maybe not her friends but I'm definitely gonna start looking for other girls. Plenty of fish in the sea.


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Bazookatooth]
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Bazookatooth said:
Lophosaurus said:
Ok Webster, we get it. You're hot stuff and you get all the girls. You're also supper ripped



Obviously. You forgot to mention he was almost nominated our president.



Yeah I just told a story of me getting blue balled and then my ex, who I honestly still have feelings for, finding out and never wanting to speak to me again. Totally bragging brahs


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Webster10]
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I really couldn't read that in the way you wrote it maybe use sentences. I saw ex, the word slut was mentioned enough times to where I'm not reading that I basically get the picture. Ex, sluts apparently a lot, ex not speaking to you. You want me to sympathize I would just get high and not what your status with ex. My status with ex......... Words speaking of them maybe put them together in a way that doesn't involve an arrow column thing. May or may not just be ocd and having done stimulants. I am high at 3am so the arrow column not being a paragraph might be bizarre to me wouldn't it be easier to type that in a paragraph or in larger posts hit enter sometimes, I really am curious where that arrow pointed right even is on keyboard I had no idea that really was on a keyboard. On the topic of exs so I wish you luck on the search for new girl.


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I hope I'm slumped over being wired. Better yet on ketamine, possibly with shrooms as I have not tried them.

Edited by unsuremeaningofall (03/18/17 03:16 AM)

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: unsuremeaningofall] * 3
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I mean he's no patal
But there's potential.

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Sweatshirt] * 1
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Win some, you lose some. Live and learn. I'd say even though you had some feelings for her, it's no big loss since you subconsciously avoided connection with her anyway. I guess just take note for next for next time you're in the situation.

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: PatrickKn]
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They're always cheaper to rent than they are to buy...

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said:
So, the title basically explains the entire story.

>week ago my ex shot me a text saying we had the best relationship ever
>says I'm such a great guy and hopes I find another girl who loved me as much as she did
>wants to meet up before I leave to here to go back to university
>i was considering it but now that we're broken up I didn't think it was a good idea
>went to the beach again to smoke a blunt, clear my mind and soak up the sun
>met a blonde slut and got her snapchat
>blonde retard slut sends picture of me around on her Snapchat
>had no clue, blonde retard slut is my EX's friend.
>spent the day chilling with blonde retard slut.
>make out a couple times and invite her to my house later that night
>she says maybe
>I eventually leave for the gym to get a sick shoulder workout in before dinner
>blonde retard slut bails and says we'll meet up next time
>ex, who is extremely quality girl, texts me and says to have fun with *name of blonde retard slut*
>says she never wants to speak to me again
>rip

In the end I was left blue balled and semi-heart broken. Shits horrible but oh fucking well, tomorrow's back day and I'm gonna go straight gorilla mode. Fuck girl drama and fuck the fact that every bitch knows each other. Go ahead and shit on me or sympathize with me mates



How was she her friend?  This just happened to be, it would have been better if they didn't know eachother ...... jealous sluts ....... suddenly turn cold on you ....... free to do what you wish ......... but the schemes that come up, as sluts are connected.......is like......detrimental to mental clarity realizing ......to stay calm and let happen your life in front of your eyes.......... they know everything, there;s not escaping .......... WISH I HAD A BLUNT.  Peace.:awehigh:


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Webster10]
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She'll probably come back around, if not you're not missing out on much

You can always take more shrooms and go gay :sissies:

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Repertoire89]
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Well sounds like your ex wasnt over you. Did she break up with you or did you break up with her.
It sounds like you didnt have any plans of getting back with her anyway (still have feelings for her or not you shoulda met up if you did) If you keep tryna fuck that blonde chick and your ex decides to text about it again, theres this magical thing called blocking numbers :lol:

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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
She'll probably come back around, if not you're not missing out on much

You can always take more shrooms and go gay :sissies:



Seriously considering it, but without the shrooms :lol:


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: xbloodwhipx]
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xbloodwhipx said:
Well sounds like your ex wasnt over you. Did she break up with you or did you break up with her.
It sounds like you didnt have any plans of getting back with her anyway (still have feelings for her or not you shoulda met up if you did) If you keep tryna fuck that blonde chick and your ex decides to text about it again, theres this magical thing called blocking numbers :lol:



Well I went to university and she stayed for community college. We tried to do long distance but we faded and we never really like formally broke up until January. We both mutually agreed our situation sucks ass and that it hurts us both too much to keep it up. I didn't have plans to get back with her right now but I'm coming back to work this summer so getting back together then was an option we were both talking about. I think I'm done with the blonde girl. I really didn't want to hurt my ex and I feel shitty about it. I'm just going to play it casual and not chase pussy for a while I guess.


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Re: Ex girlfriend furious over me hooking up with blonde retard slut [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said:
So, the title basically explains the entire story.

>week ago my ex shot me a text saying we had the best relationship ever
>says I'm such a great guy and hopes I find another girl who loved me as much as she did
>wants to meet up before I leave to here to go back to university
>i was considering it but now that we're broken up I didn't think it was a good idea
>went to the beach again to smoke a blunt, clear my mind and soak up the sun
>met a blonde slut and got her snapchat
>blonde retard slut sends picture of me around on her Snapchat
>had no clue, blonde retard slut is my EX's friend.
>spent the day chilling with blonde retard slut.
>make out a couple times and invite her to my house later that night
>she says maybe
>I eventually leave for the gym to get a sick shoulder workout in before dinner
>blonde retard slut bails and says we'll meet up next time
>ex, who is extremely quality girl, texts me and says to have fun with *name of blonde retard slut*
>says she never wants to speak to me again
>rip

In the end I was left blue balled and semi-heart broken. Shits horrible but oh fucking well, tomorrow's back day and I'm gonna go straight gorilla mode. Fuck girl drama and fuck the fact that every bitch knows each other. Go ahead and shit on me or sympathize with me mates



I think that was  a good, random act of life that turned things better for you. You needed a reason to keep your ex at bay and life found it for you.


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