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PurpleKush
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ex girlfriend
#5607993 - 05/09/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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ive got a problem with an ex... she is moving in 3 weeks. i dont care to see her, except maybe to fuck her, and she wants to see me before she leaves. she always gets on my nerves when she wants to sit around and talk bullshit. its clear that we're not together, and she says she just wants to hang out and "chill". she says she doesnt want to fuck either. i havent seen her in a while and im pretty sure she just wants to come over and talk for a while and shell probly cry when she leaves.
do i: A) blow her off and tell her have a nice life B) let her come over and listen to her BS for a while and try to fuck one more time C) let her come over and just be a complete asshole D) let her come over, rape the bitch, take pictures and post in OTD E) Your answer Here
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HELLA_TIGHT
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E. Invite her over, Invite OTD over, and we gonna have us a rape party!
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608025 - 05/09/06 09:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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that is what you should have said hella
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quillini
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Hmmm...I have a feeling B and C are essentially the same.
You clearly don't even like her anymore. Blow her off, fuck some other chick. Otherwise you're just fuckin with your own head, and that's her job.
*edit* I don't think advocating rape is very funny. But that's just me.
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Edited by quillini (05/09/06 09:56 AM)
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eris
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It's just too hard to resist picking D, or what Jim said.
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: eris]
#5608058 - 05/09/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have actually been looking for a good snuff film lately....
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608063 - 05/09/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jim said: I have actually been looking for a good snuff film lately....
Passion of the Christ
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: quillini]
#5608070 - 05/09/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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nah...
Im looking for something more along the lines of a windowless van kidnapping, followed by a nice dungeon scene, and then finally the execution.
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608073 - 05/09/06 10:03 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That sounds really disturbing.
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Jim


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hahahahaha
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eris
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608080 - 05/09/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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We could always make our own when you come over here. We can pick up some helpless girl, I'll supply the camera.
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HeadTripVertigo
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you should take out one of her eyes and skullfuck her, and take pics. I've never seen that, and the thought is hilarious.
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: eris]
#5608087 - 05/09/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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my van has windows... but they are tinted...
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: eris]
#5608089 - 05/09/06 10:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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and I will be there around 1030am on friday
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own of my fantasies has always been to find a dead body in the woods, and do something really disturbing to it.... like put big sticks in the eyes, and then just leave it for someone else to find.
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PurpleKush
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: eris]
#5608095 - 05/09/06 10:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
eris said: We could always make our own when you come over here. We can pick up HELLA, I'll supply the camera.
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eris
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608100 - 05/09/06 10:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OK, did you check out map quest or something? If you got any questions on how to get here just let me know.
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quillini
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Re: ex girlfriend [Re: Jim]
#5608104 - 05/09/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OK fuck this thread
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