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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: TrentBoyett]
#19641487 - 03/02/14 08:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I had him on AIM when that was a thing. I'll see if he's online

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#19641872 - 03/02/14 09:48 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

I still can't believe Pris actually owned a unicorn.

it wasnt anything special, an older base model, high mileage, needed a lot of work

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#19651732 - 03/04/14 06:51 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

You should have passed on the savings, I heard unicorn summer
sausage is top shelf.

Anyone else ever owned or been a unicorn at one point in time?
These stories are so interesting.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#20235604 - 07/07/14 02:09 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I had a dream about a unicorn once. NPH came out of the clouds and mushrooms grew instantly from ever turd the horse laid. True story. Real talk.

I bet pans grown in unicorn shit are double magic.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#20235616 - 07/07/14 02:12 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#20235840 - 07/07/14 04:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#20235882 - 07/07/14 05:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

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#20235900 - 07/07/14 05:31 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I like unicorns. Tomorrow I will be 7 and my mom promised to buy me one. My second choice though is a Pegasus.

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#20235909 - 07/07/14 05:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i would choose a pegasus over a unicorn

but a dragon over that

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: spazmodog]
#20235919 - 07/07/14 05:47 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

spazmodog said:

i would choose a pegasus over a unicorn

but a dragon over that

Dragons are mean and scary! They eat ponies and ponies are so cute. :grin:

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: r00tuuu123]
#22066110 - 08/09/15 08:25 AM (11 years, 19 days ago)

UPDATE:

I saw a unicorn last night.
No drugs involved.
No.
This was real.
The horn, so shine.
I wanted to ride it,
But it rode away in the dim pale moon light.

I have a new theory -
Unicorns are magic moon beasts,
That prefer a waning gibbous to transmute their
Alien blood using the moon beams to filter them through
The crystal dimension.

:mxe:

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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#22066121 - 08/09/15 08:28 AM (11 years, 19 days ago)

Well shit you saw it. Must be true.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Why I think the mythology for unicorns is fucking stupid

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#23855249 - 11/21/16 06:46 PM (9 years, 8 months ago)

XLCaps said:

UPDATE:

I saw a unicorn last night.
No drugs involved.
No.
This was real.
The horn, so shine.
I wanted to ride it,
But it rode away in the dim pale moon light.

I have a new theory -
Unicorns are magic moon beasts,
That prefer a waning gibbous to transmute their
Alien blood using the moon beams to filter them through
The crystal dimension.

Drugs.

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