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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
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Burke Dennings said:
Maybe his dick is thin and pointy, like stabbing a sharpened pencil into a condom.  Has this been suggested yet?


lol. Yes.


XLCaps said:
OP is buying too large of condoms so he's just stabbing through them like some kind of Vlad the Impregnator.


I remember in high school I broke 3 condoms, rather, through 3 condoms. Just shot out of that thing like a bottle rocket, lol.
I'm pretty sure I just didn't know much of what I was doing. Those 3 separate trips to Planned Pregnancy centers the day after for Plan B pills were no fun.

Probably broke because of this:

PatrickKn said:
You're possibly putting it too tight against the head. It needs some room between the tip and the end of the condom.


Something about Magnums to keep in mind. They aren't bigger, just stretchier around the base. OP, you said you never had a problem with the Trojan ribbed. Keep on using those, no?


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: kr0nik0]
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I'm fairly certain I saw a short segment on some documentary that was talking about how using too large of a condom can have it break more easily.  I say try one of those trojan ecstasy condoms that are tighter around the base and are super thin.  Since those came out sex with condoms has been pretty close to raw IMHO.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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Never broke a condom

:shrug:

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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Yeah it's definitely an issue. Guys want to buy the magnums so they can say they're huge but that's just stupid. I'd bet the vast majority of people who buy the extra large ones could probably use something even smaller than regular :rofl:.

I've only ever broke one and it was probably just operator error.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
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Polyurethane/polyisoprene plastic condoms feel much closer to raw and are preferred by the vast majority of both genders.  Better heat transfer, and use doesn't dry out girls like the friction from latex will. They can also break easier, but it's easy to keep an eye on that. Trojan's plastic ones ("Supra") are significantly thicker than Durex and Lifestyles, and more narrow. Lifestyles ("Skyn")is in the middle of the road thickness and size, Durex ("Avanti BARE", but there is a BARE latex version too) the widest and thinnest. I wouldn't bother trying the Trojan's, but would try out a ~3 pack of Lifestyles and Durex to see which size suits you.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: DustBunny]
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PatrickKn said:
You're possibly putting it too tight against the head. It needs some room between the tip and the end of the condom.


I think so, after the first broke, i put the second on, and pulled it off a bit and worked fine.
TheMovement said:
Torcutt, how long are your sessions lasting?  Women tend to be ripe for like 10 minutes of penetration, tops.  Lube use helps a lot as well.  I am no sex expert by any means, but I reccomend hitting a sex shop in your area and talking to them one on one about these problems.

Change the brand and pony up the extra bills for higher quality condoms.  They make a huge difference.


lol i am not going to a sex shop.
i got enough answers here, and caught enough flak from some insecure males already.
DustBunny said:
Polyurethane/polyisoprene plastic condoms feel much closer to raw and are preferred by the vast majority of both genders.  Better heat transfer, and use doesn't dry out girls like the friction from latex will. They can also break easier, but it's easy to keep an eye on that. Trojan's plastic ones ("Supra") are significantly thicker than Durex and Lifestyles, and more narrow. Lifestyles ("Skyn")is in the middle of the road thickness and size, Durex ("Avanti BARE", but there is a BARE latex version too) the widest and thinnest. I wouldn't bother trying the Trojan's, but would try out a ~3 pack of Lifestyles and Durex to see which size suits you.

Definitely am looking into Polyurethane.
thanks bud!


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis] * 1
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I make my own condoms out of animal skins

The best part is you can just wash em out between uses

Just like ol pappy did back on the farm

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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sex shops are where its at though.  They are professionals.  The one around here runs a very great advice column for the local paper.  I can ask her for you, i'm going in later this week to resupply.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Burke Dennings said:
Maybe his dick is thin and pointy, like stabbing a sharpened pencil into a condom.  Has this been suggested yet?


I have extensive PM correspondences with Sunspots about your weird, fractal penis. She says you have to use curly straws instead of condoms.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: EllisDSox]
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School near me growing up had to ban gladwrap on school grounds cause a couple of kids thought up ingenious new uses for it.:wink:


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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sometimes you gotta double-up.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Panarchist]
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Nah, thats actually worse for breakage.


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