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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: occollegeboi]
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Since a shower can save you from AIDs, I don't really see the point in condoms. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up and listen to Jacob Zuma.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4879822.stm


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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OP is buying too large of condoms so he's just stabbing through them like some kind of Vlad the Impregnator.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Anyone who has ever used a condom is a virgin. Fuck all of you (because no one else will).


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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That's my assumption as well.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: EllisDSox] * 2
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Condoms aren't even real dude, it's just an elaborate hoax like the easter bunny or the holocaust.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Pffff, condoms :chump: they only ever broke a couple times in my experience, but it's been years since I've used one. Benefit of being in a committed relationship.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: hex_enduction]
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Try putting lube on your dick BEFORE putting the condom on. And then put more lube onto the condom after you put it on.

Try that and then come back and tell me how it went for you.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: occollegeboi] * 1
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You're possibly putting it too tight against the head. It needs some room between the tip and the end of the condom.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: PatrickKn]
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I say it could be too large of a condom as well.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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That doesn't even need to be rude either. I mean, just for the fuck of it I looked up condom sizes. There's a .org by the name of condom sizes. I scrolled down and there's a picture of a condom rolled all the way out over a measuring tape and it's up over 20".

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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Condoms suffocate the dick what makes a terrible sexual experince!

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
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Better than little shit machines.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
Try putting lube on your dick BEFORE putting the condom on. And then put more lube onto the condom after you put it on.

Try that and then come back and tell me how it went for you.


Wouldn't that cause the condom to slide off?


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Sham87] * 2
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On my way to go buy plan b right now because of this.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
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TheGreenArrow said:
It may be how you're actually applying the condoms.  Make sure you're using proper technique, I hardly ever bust a condom.  i call user error.


p much.. make sure you're leaving some room at the tip or this is gonna happen

that or just don't use them, which is a hell of a lot easier imo


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: micro]
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Torcutt, how long are your sessions lasting?  Women tend to be ripe for like 10 minutes of penetration, tops.  Lube use helps a lot as well.  I am no sex expert by any means, but I reccomend hitting a sex shop in your area and talking to them one on one about these problems.

Change the brand and pony up the extra bills for higher quality condoms.  They make a huge difference.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: TheMovement]
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Anyone else read the OP like this:

"Hey guy's I got a big dick and I wear Magnums"

Or am I alone?


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Patlal]
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I think you're mistaken, he clearly used the word huge. Just not abnormally. Because he's humble.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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Maybe his dick is thin and pointy, like stabbing a sharpened pencil into a condom.  Has this been suggested yet?

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
Ever filled a condom with water to make a gigantic water balloon? Have you seen the videos with people putting them over their head? Point is, condoms are pretty darn strong and flexible (for obvious reasons). If you've broken 15, then it strongly suggests operator error.


Maybe OP has a nasty case of razor dick

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