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Condoms always break.
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So what the fuck. Its not like im doin some hardcore porn shit. Or i am abnormally huge. I got width like a mofo though.
I find trojan magnums are junk and always break, ribbed have never been a problem i dont recall, and any off brand always seem to break.

What the fuck.
I aint tryna have a kid, or catch STD's whats going on?
Why are these suckers breaking and how do i put an end to this. I must have broke well over 15 condoms in the last 2 years.
Tonight was another instance.
I'm honestly mad.
I don't get mad.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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Geez man, dry cooters?  When it starts smoking grab some lube or spit on it.  Probably burning right through the bastards.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: fungusmuncher] * 8
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If she's losing interest, she's losing lubrication

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: fungusmuncher] * 1
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Probably so.
at least tonight was the case. It was far from wet. Like 18 wtf you should be pouring lol.

My ex fiancé though, damn homie, wet like a river, and it still happened that way. It go so troublesome she got on the pill. Which we were both morally against.

Damn, that attitude change is real.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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Im mad that i dont at least have this problem :mad2:


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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try a different brand. They're all different. To me Trojans suck and life styles are good. Also drop a drop of lube in the tip before you put it on.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Mr. Magic]
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Nails and jewellery surely been the cause of a few oopsies.


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Just a fool on the hill.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis] * 14
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Why are you even using a condom with a pocket pussy


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: shadyy] * 4
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Ever filled a condom with water to make a gigantic water balloon? Have you seen the videos with people putting them over their head? Point is, condoms are pretty darn strong and flexible (for obvious reasons). If you've broken 15, then it strongly suggests operator error.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: badchad]
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: badchad]
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I was just thinking about that lol dumbest/weirdest trend.

ive never broken one but i always made sure my ex was begging for me to be in her before we started. She was always pouring to put it like you did lol


I need a girl :sad:


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: badchad] * 2
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badchad said:
Ever filled a condom with water to make a gigantic water balloon? Have you seen the videos with people putting them over their head? Point is, condoms are pretty darn strong and flexible (for obvious reasons). If you've broken 15, then it strongly suggests operator error.


Much as most people who complain about condoms are trying to pretend their dicks are big, even ones that can be inflated to the size of a human head can genuinely be too small. I guess the level of pressure it takes to inflate them is quite high and it's the equivalent of putting a balloon on your dick.

Anyway, condoms make you gay and give you AIDs as some mid-level African politician claimed. They're bad for you.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: badchad]
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thebitterbuffalo26 said:
try a different brand. They're all different. To me Trojans suck and life styles are good. Also drop a drop of lube in the tip before you put it on.


Trojans do suck.
this brand was lifestyle.
Trojan ribbed has never let me down.
pineninja said:
Nails and jewellery surely been the cause of a few oopsies.


Word.
i wear alot of rings. Im sure that has accounted for some oopsies in the past.
i hate liz said:
Why are you even using a condom with a pocket pussy


Hysterical.
badchad said:
Ever filled a condom with water to make a gigantic water balloon? Have you seen the videos with people putting them over their head? Point is, condoms are pretty darn strong and flexible (for obvious reasons). If you've broken 15, then it strongly suggests operator error.


Its got nothing to do with s8ze and flexibility but more so, heat and friction and possible damage to the condom.


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Everything you think you're hiding shows.
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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis] * 2
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Why don't you just pull the getting a girlfriend who has a coil manoeuvre? It has saved many men from condoms and at least for women who don't have horrifying side effects, it's clearly the best contraceptive available. Personally, I performed a vasectomy on myself using a heated paperclip, but most people aren't intense enough to handle that.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: EllisDSox]
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Idk this girl is just a new hookup.
i told her tonight im not looking for emotional investments and im sorry for leading her on.

then i banged her brains out.

if it were my partner I'd make an effort for a contraceptive.


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Real friends treat you like family.
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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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Condoms thin enough to allow you to feel anything break and the thicker ones ruin the whole experience. Unfortunately, being an irresponsible dick head can result in children and then you have to deal with it unless you're a piece of shit.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: EllisDSox]
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OP, Quit buying cheap condoms... Problem solved.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: InfiniteToker]
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It may be how you're actually applying the condoms.  Make sure you're using proper technique, I hardly ever bust a condom.  i call user error.


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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
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Op wrap up using clingfilm...Problem solved!

Could also stop wearing condoms, make sure you buy the morning after pills to divert a disaster.

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Re: Condoms always break. [Re: Cujllickduo]
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Try putting lube on your dick BEFORE putting the condom on. And then put more lube onto the condom after you put it on.

Try that and then come back and tell me how it went for you.

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