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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Herbologist]
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The cat's natural predator, The Cucumber.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Achillita]
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Also a convenient impromptu dildo.

Not for cats though


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Moonshoe]
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I say, put all the cucumbers you want behind your cats. Domestic cats have 0 stress. They are built to live under stress in the wild. They have the reflexes to live with it.

I say a little jump here and there can't be bad for your cat. They are built for it.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Patlal]
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Yeah some of those leaps they do when they see the cucumber are breathtakingly athletic and obviously their reflexes are faster then their minds, they are already leaping like motherfuckers before they even register what they are seeing and like twist through the air and land perfectly.

Some of them not so much but cats on the whole are badass motherfuckers and I fucking love em.

Never spent a day of my life without a cat, never will.

Cats all day, cradle to the grave :cat:

Really want a dog though...


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Herbologist]
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Herbologist said:
Doesn't work.  My cats aren't scared of vegetables.


I wanna do this with my cats, but id have to go buy a cucmber for it, and i have a feeling they wouldn't react at all to it. Catnip is still the go to for wacky cat shenanigans for me.:lol:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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Cat nip is wassup.. my cats are fiends for the cat nip

:yes:


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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Did you know cats love valerian root just as much or more then catnip?

If you give your cat some valerian root or a capsule of it to play with they flip out, or put some in some water.

Just don't let them swallow the whole pill , but valerian is at least an equally strong cat attractant as catnip, possibly stronger.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Moonshoe]
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Ill have to try it. I haven't really looked for valerian root, but the only place I've seen it was in a hardware store as a non lethal mouse bait.:lol: imagine the image of someone walking in me feeding my cat mouse poison. Even worse is they aren't really my cats, they're my sisters. I really need to get my own place and get some pets.

Life is to lonely without a pet to use as a pillow and mess around with.:sad:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (11/18/15 11:47 AM)

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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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You can get valerian root at any safeway, superstore, shoppers drug mart, health food store, herbal store etc.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Moonshoe]
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My cats strap cucumbers to their bodies and jump around giant jars to make pickles.

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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Patlal] * 1
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This thread inspired me to watch an hour of funny animal videos.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: XUL]
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:thumbup:

Time well spent :stoned:

I used to watch so many animal vids as a kid, ever see the drunk squirrel ones?


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: musiclover420]
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musiclover420 said:
:thumbup:

Time well spent :stoned:

I used to watch so many animal vids as a kid, ever see the drunk squirrel ones?



No. But now I want to.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: XUL]
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Here is the video I was thinking of:


Drunk squirrel


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Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky

You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: musiclover420]
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Thats not funny drunk, the poor thing looks poisoned


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A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Tripsurfer]
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God that squirrel is shit faced.

Tripsurfer said:
Thats not funny drunk, the poor thing looks poisoned


Every drunk person looks like they're poisoned.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Achillita]
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My cat is unfazed by the cucumber. I can see it in his eyes how he scoffs at its inferiority.


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: Nifflerz]
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:ilold:


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: musiclover420]
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musiclover420 said:
Here is the video I was thinking of:


Drunk squirrel


Or rabid


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Re: Put a cucumber behind yor cat while he's not watching, film his reaction and post it. [Re: koods]
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I assume that was Asante who filmed that, based on how out of breath the guy was after walking around a tree twice.

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