CHeifM4sterDiezL said:

I always thought there was some kinda love type connection involed too

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Gresh said:

the gay agenda:

Homosexuals are a group of cunning linguistic terrorists who succeeding in exploding the definition of marriage during the early 21st century.

This came following a decade of flamboyant street rioting and propaganda dissemination in the 90s and early 00s, following a decade of blood warfare and gay cancer in the 80s triggered by sleeper cell bisexual flight attendants. When airlines allowed poofters to be sky waitresses, this opened the closet for militant homosexual activists to engage in bio-warfare across the planet. Luckily for homogay stewardesses, airport security doesn't screen for HIV. Armed only with their cocks, suicide bumfuckers and living bioweapons made hard efforts to spread GAYS into the general population, and their tainted blood is the world's most successful example of biological warfare. Inspired by tales of ancient Greek faggots who wanted to enter Troy, GAYS Patient Zero acted as a Trojan Horse without the Trojan, spreading GAYS in every country he gave out peanuts in.

These fabulous bioterrorists were also aided in their quest to blow up marriage by rich gay Hollywood media Jewry and given a television platform to promote their sick fuckery. In a clever move, these linguo-terrorist faggots first blew up marriage in The Netherlands in 2001, on motherfucking April Fool's Day, but nobody noticed because everyone was stoned and because months later Jews did WTC to make people scared of Arabs instead of Jews and homosexuals. And "homophobe" just sounds better than "Islamophobe", and Jews already monopolized "anti-Semitic" to mean "anyone who don't suck Israel's dick 24/7." In Wooden Shoe Land, gay marriage is known as "Huwelijk tussen personen van gelijk geslacht", which is the sound of two filthy Dutchmen fisting each other while down inside an outhouse.

In the United States, after days of oral arguments, homoterrorists performed their controlled demolition of marriage by smuggling explosive buttplugs into various Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States, particularly up the anuses of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Justice Elena Kagan, who both officiated gay marriages in the past but felt no need to recuse themselves because they're above the law and can park wherever the hell they fucking want goddammit. Once the Justices impartially voted and were the first people on Earth to realize that the 14th Amendment has really been about twincest for a century and a half, the dyke broke and nobody could escape the oncoming tsunami of faggotry, including the White House in DC and Cinderella's Castle in Disneyland (both lands of make believe featuring presidential robots).

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Giftofdeprivation said:

Incorrect, homosexuals are depraved individuals, who are no longer capable of real love.

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micro said:

i heard about that on CSPAN I think...

it's okay though. i went out and bought duct tape and plastic sheeting

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koods said:

You already had plastic sheeting

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koods said:

You already had plastic sheeting, who are you trying to fool.

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Where do you think I got the idea?

Fennario said:

koods said:

You already had plastic sheeting

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doesn't everyone

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micro said:

Giftofdeprivation said:

Incorrect, homosexuals are depraved individuals, who are no longer capable of real love.

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Depraved is completely different from deprived, but that would have been pretty damn funny

Weber is an awesome dude, btw

Giftofdeprivation said:

micro said:

Giftofdeprivation said:

Incorrect, homosexuals are depraved individuals, who are no longer capable of real love.

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Depraved is completely different from deprived, but that would have been pretty damn funny

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koods said:

Giftofdeprivation said:

micro said:

Giftofdeprivation said:

Incorrect, homosexuals are depraved individuals, who are no longer capable of real love.

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Depraved is completely different from deprived, but that would have been pretty damn funny

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I'm both

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micro said:

things be changing

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Yes yes, we shall prepare the anti-gay/biotic


I really wish heroin would make a cultural comeback. That'd be just swell.

Bill_Oreilly said:

^^ here at the shroomery you are a minority if you don't take it in the poop dispenser.

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