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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: resonant111]
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I just went to look those up to see what they looked like and now I have a question..

Why is it with every single guy's underwear ad, they stuff the fucking thing with like a pair of socks or something? Everything done in advertising is done for a reason, so what does pictures of huge junk do that average or small size junk wouldn't?


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Shroomslip]
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what they do is cover up the outline of cocks, unless you like seeing cocks while viewing underwear


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Some guys are that well hung (and are showers not growers) but I refuse to believe every model out there for male underwear fits that description. Surely a good percent of them wouldn't show an outline at all, just a bulge (which is the thing I'm talking about in all underwear ads, ridiculously sized bulges).

Women buy clothes because of how it would make them look. They see a top that really showcases the tits or a pair of pants that showcases the ass, they're more likely to buy it, that part makes sense. But most guys aren't looking at an ad for underwear thinking "Wow look at how great his cock looks in that, I've got to have a pair of those!" We buy for practicality and comfort. What does a junk bulge have to do with either.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (07/27/15 03:58 AM)

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Shroomslip]
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Proof of structural integrity and product durability.


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Amanita86]
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no. i always thought those openings were for your junk to have extra roomwhen your sitting down.

i just pull them below my balls and hold my pants there while i pee

no need to pull them down all the way.


seems like it would take more effort to get your cock out that that opening than it is to just hold your boxers down

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Adolin]
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but I ain't got time for that shit

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Adolin]
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Gresh said:
no. i always thought those openings were for your junk to have extra roomwhen your sitting down.

i just pull them below my balls and hold my pants there while i pee

no need to pull them down all the way.


seems like it would take more effort to get your cock out that that opening than it is to just hold your boxers down


It takes a lot less effort to pull down a zipper, and whip your dick out than it does to loosen a belt, unbutton and unzip your pants, pull boxers and pants down and piss.

:shrug:

The only downside to this method is I HAVE zipped my dick up in the zipper. Not much, it just caught a small piece of skin, by holy fuck does it hurt. It really only happens when you're trying to hurry and don't quite tuck everything back in right.

Just take my advice and take your time.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Shroomslip]
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i dont want my dick touching a hard metal zipper, wether its being zipped up or not

i have no problem undoing my belt, lol... shit, i worked in construction for 2 years and had to wear harnesses all the time. so i had to partially take that off too

i bet yall also leave your shoes tied all the time, and jam your feet into them cause your too lazy to untie em when you take them off :lol:

Edited by Adolin (07/27/15 06:28 AM)

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: wangel]
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wangel said:
but I ain't got time for that shit



Judging after I've only seen 2 of your posts but

I spoke too soon, and retract my douche comment.

Edited by 1234go (07/27/15 12:51 PM)

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:
wangel said:
but I ain't got time for that shit



Judging after I've only seen 2 of your posts but, :puppet:


thats exactly what a puppet would say :awesketch:

:puppet::puppet::puppet:

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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Dont you hate those kids back in school or when your in a public restroom that have to pull their pants to their ankles just to pee. Like wtf no one needs to see your ass. I dont use the pee hole but i just pull my pants down just enough in the front to flop it out. I dont need to moon everyone with my hairy ass.


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Adolin]
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Gresh said:
i bet yall also leave your shoes tied all the time, and jam your feet into them cause your too lazy to untie em when you take them off :lol:


i do that


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Mental Taco]
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i umbutton my fly and then i pull it out the bottom of my shorts...(one of the legs)... which seems easier to me since its hanging there and you can just basically lift the leg of your shorts and pee.

sometimes i go over the top. if the fly seems complicated or something.


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: resonant111]
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all of you boys touch your goo goo when you piss, and not a one of you wash your hands afterwards.  you're all gross, I want you to know. 


also...please dont wear sweat pants in public.  thanks


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: sprinkles]
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After touching the sink and door handles, you betch'yer britches I'll be scrubbin up.

Especially if i'm at a restaurant sharing food with people, I always wash up afterwards.

But if i'm solo, i'm not usually too worried about touching my own stuff. I'm clean.

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said:
all of you boys touch your goo goo when you piss, and not a one of you wash your hands afterwards.  you're all gross, I want you to know. 


also...please dont wear sweat pants in public.  thanks


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said:
all of you boys touch your goo goo when you piss, and not a one of you wash your hands afterwards.  you're all gross, I want you to know. 


also...please dont wear sweat pants in public.  thanks


Oh boy the ever popular sweatpants in public.


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: Sheekle]
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I never liked it when i did use that weird hole when i wore underwear.

I havent worn underwear in a very long time. Commando all the way :yesnod:.


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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: nicechrisman]
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I wear sweat pants in public a lot during the winter.

Fashion police are the worst.

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Re: Do you use the hole in your boxers to pee? [Re: 1234go]
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:ducklol:


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