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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
    #18960631 - 10/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.



My thoughts exactly


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18960640 - 10/10/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

swim shorts are worse


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18961267 - 10/10/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Quote:

anunnakian said:
They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.



My thoughts exactly





Wear it proud!


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
    #18961338 - 10/10/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

happens some times no big deal
this reminded me of Borat for some reason :borat:


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18961398 - 10/10/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mr sniffles said:
sometimes when i go to uni i would wear like these loose sweatpants. but when i see like a cute girl or like some chick with a nice ass or something i would get an erection and then i would be so embarrassed i couldn't do anything right except like wish it away or something. i am going to be wearing jeans tomorrow :grin:

what are your thoughts on this




If you want to have any chance of consummating that erection anywhere but your own hands, you shouldn't wear sweatpants outside of the house, regardless to their inability to conceal your erection. They are not meant to be worn among polite company and most strangers and acquaintances will get a negative impression of you (for some reason).

That said, if it happens again, just stick the tip of your tallywhacker up into the elastic of the waistband until it subsides. And make sure your shirt doesn't go up. Better than nothing.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
    #18961480 - 10/10/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.




:whathesaid:


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: psi]
    #18961493 - 10/10/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
Sweatpants are kind of a trashy looking thing to wear in public generally, outside of a setting like a gym or something. If you're comfortable with that then go for it I guess, if people are looking at your crotch then that's their problem right?

Keep in mind that in some places it's illegal to have a visible erection in public though, even while clothed.




lol, fuck your predispositions towards sweatpants. I rock that shit.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18961500 - 10/10/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You mean you guy's don't wear jockeys!?



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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18961555 - 10/10/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

psi said:
Sweatpants are kind of a trashy looking thing to wear in public generally, outside of a setting like a gym or something. If you're comfortable with that then go for it I guess, if people are looking at your crotch then that's their problem right?

Keep in mind that in some places it's illegal to have a visible erection in public though, even while clothed.




lol, fuck your predispositions towards sweatpants. I rock that shit.




I bet.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: psi]
    #18961569 - 10/10/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My dicks bigger then yours too :smirk:


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles] * 2
    #18961575 - 10/10/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mr sniffles said:
sometimes when i go to uni i would wear like these loose sweatpants. but when i see like a cute girl or like some chick with a nice ass or something i would get an erection and then i would be so embarrassed i couldn't do anything right except like wish it away or something. i am going to be wearing jeans tomorrow :grin:

what are your thoughts on this




You go out in sweatpants?

:awedisgust:


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18961605 - 10/10/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The only time I wear sweat pants outside of the house is when I go to the strip club, and I always go commando.

I'm paying good money for that lapdance, and I want the full experience.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18961623 - 10/10/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

don't see anything wrong with them but I just wear jeans because that's what I am comfortable in


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18961629 - 10/10/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'll wear sweatpants if I'm going to the park to work out or something, but other than that, they are pretty much for sleeping in and lounging around the house. I wouldn't ever wear them out anywhere.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18961635 - 10/10/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18961666 - 10/10/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i rock my sweatpants man. it makes me feel as casual as possible in public.

EDIT: also ^ those are stylin. 108 bucks though lol.


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18961798 - 10/10/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
but other than that, they are pretty much for sleeping in and lounging around the house. I wouldn't ever wear them out anywhere.




Sounds right... but sleeping in them...?

Doesn't everyone sleep nude?


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
    #18961805 - 10/10/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Learn to control the erection! Do not let it control you!


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
    #18961810 - 10/10/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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anunnakian said:

Doesn't everyone sleep nude?




I sure do, got the pics to prove it

:excellent:


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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18961815 - 10/10/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
http://www.betabrand.com/gray-dress-pant-sweatpants.html




People are fucking stupid...


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