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mr sniffles
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sweatpants are terrible for erections
#18959633 - 10/10/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sometimes when i go to uni i would wear like these loose sweatpants. but when i see like a cute girl or like some chick with a nice ass or something i would get an erection and then i would be so embarrassed i couldn't do anything right except like wish it away or something. i am going to be wearing jeans tomorrow 
what are your thoughts on this
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
#18959642 - 10/10/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles] 2
#18959658 - 10/10/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18959665 - 10/10/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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how do you handle walking around a campus with something in your pants?
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I believe the formal term is "waistband tuck"
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
#18959679 - 10/10/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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you can tuck it up because it bends up easier than it bends down. if your sweatpants have a drawstring or elastic around the waistband just tuck it up thurr

this isnt as easy to do with jeans IMO
i hate jeans. sweatpants ftw
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: DeeBee]
#18959687 - 10/10/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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wow, i never even thought of that lol. i will try this and see how it goes.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18959728 - 10/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's not embarrassing, embarrassing is shitting your pants on a subway car full of people with 10 more stops til you get off. Having a boner in an awkward place is funny.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
#18959730 - 10/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sweatpants are kind of a trashy looking thing to wear in public generally, outside of a setting like a gym or something. If you're comfortable with that then go for it I guess, if people are looking at your crotch then that's their problem right?
Keep in mind that in some places it's illegal to have a visible erection in public though, even while clothed.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18959731 - 10/10/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Or just wear boxer briefs and kinda tuck it down one of your legs next to the balls. Boxer briefs hold it in place pretty well.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Gumby]
#18959771 - 10/10/13 02:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Id say basketball shorts are worse.
They are thin and pretty much show it all
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Herbologist]
#18959795 - 10/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The last place I lived had an elevator to the basement where I had to do laundry. I was on the 15th floor so it was a long way down. One day I decided to go commando while wearing basketball shorts while doing laundry. Definitely caught an older Russian woman staring at my dick. That was awkward.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Gumby] 3
#18959896 - 10/10/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just do a bunch of coke all the time.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: abltsandwich]
#18960074 - 10/10/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't act like people aren't impressed
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On the real most of you must have babydicks or something 'cause the waistband tuck just makes it look like I've got my dick tucked up in my waistband.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: abltsandwich] 4
#18960135 - 10/10/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm gonna guess that you're one of those guys who wears shirts that are too small.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: DeeBee]
#18960153 - 10/10/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wear shirts that fit
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: abltsandwich] 1
#18960173 - 10/10/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: On the real most of you must have babydicks or something 'cause the waistband tuck just makes it look like I've got my dick tucked up in my waistband.

That doesn't mean you have a big dick, I would be able to see a skittle in your pocket rocking pants that tight.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: fapjack]
#18960191 - 10/10/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tuck it between your buttcheeks OP
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Or better yet someone else's butt cheecks
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18960631 - 10/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.
My thoughts exactly
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
#18960640 - 10/10/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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swim shorts are worse
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
#18961267 - 10/10/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said:
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anunnakian said: They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.
My thoughts exactly
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18961338 - 10/10/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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happens some times no big deal this reminded me of Borat for some reason
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
#18961398 - 10/10/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: sometimes when i go to uni i would wear like these loose sweatpants. but when i see like a cute girl or like some chick with a nice ass or something i would get an erection and then i would be so embarrassed i couldn't do anything right except like wish it away or something. i am going to be wearing jeans tomorrow 
what are your thoughts on this
If you want to have any chance of consummating that erection anywhere but your own hands, you shouldn't wear sweatpants outside of the house, regardless to their inability to conceal your erection. They are not meant to be worn among polite company and most strangers and acquaintances will get a negative impression of you (for some reason).
That said, if it happens again, just stick the tip of your tallywhacker up into the elastic of the waistband until it subsides. And make sure your shirt doesn't go up. Better than nothing.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18961480 - 10/10/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: They are great for erections, jeans are to restrictive.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: psi]
#18961493 - 10/10/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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psi said: Sweatpants are kind of a trashy looking thing to wear in public generally, outside of a setting like a gym or something. If you're comfortable with that then go for it I guess, if people are looking at your crotch then that's their problem right?
Keep in mind that in some places it's illegal to have a visible erection in public though, even while clothed.
lol, fuck your predispositions towards sweatpants. I rock that shit.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles]
#18961500 - 10/10/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You mean you guy's don't wear jockeys!?
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18961555 - 10/10/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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psi said: Sweatpants are kind of a trashy looking thing to wear in public generally, outside of a setting like a gym or something. If you're comfortable with that then go for it I guess, if people are looking at your crotch then that's their problem right?
Keep in mind that in some places it's illegal to have a visible erection in public though, even while clothed.
lol, fuck your predispositions towards sweatpants. I rock that shit.
I bet.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: psi]
#18961569 - 10/10/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My dicks bigger then yours too
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: mr sniffles] 2
#18961575 - 10/10/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: sometimes when i go to uni i would wear like these loose sweatpants. but when i see like a cute girl or like some chick with a nice ass or something i would get an erection and then i would be so embarrassed i couldn't do anything right except like wish it away or something. i am going to be wearing jeans tomorrow 
what are your thoughts on this
You go out in sweatpants?
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
#18961605 - 10/10/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The only time I wear sweat pants outside of the house is when I go to the strip club, and I always go commando.
I'm paying good money for that lapdance, and I want the full experience.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
#18961623 - 10/10/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't see anything wrong with them but I just wear jeans because that's what I am comfortable in
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: watermelon mon]
#18961629 - 10/10/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll wear sweatpants if I'm going to the park to work out or something, but other than that, they are pretty much for sleeping in and lounging around the house. I wouldn't ever wear them out anywhere.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
#18961635 - 10/10/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i rock my sweatpants man. it makes me feel as casual as possible in public.
EDIT: also ^ those are stylin. 108 bucks though lol.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: nicechrisman]
#18961798 - 10/10/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: but other than that, they are pretty much for sleeping in and lounging around the house. I wouldn't ever wear them out anywhere.
Sounds right... but sleeping in them...?
Doesn't everyone sleep nude?
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18961805 - 10/10/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Learn to control the erection! Do not let it control you!
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18961810 - 10/10/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
Doesn't everyone sleep nude?
I sure do, got the pics to prove it
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
#18961819 - 10/10/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Heed this advice from your local Sweatpants and combat Boots-clad homosexual: wear Underarmor underwear. You can tuck your boner off to the side and play it off as a CCW
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: Repertoire89]
#18961969 - 10/10/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said:
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Doesn't everyone sleep nude?
I sure do, got the pics to prove it

Well if that isn't the creepiest way to say it....
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: 4runner]
#18961994 - 10/10/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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where tighty whities, or show yourself to attracted mate and go from there.
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Re: sweatpants are terrible for erections [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18962166 - 10/10/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I never got the hatred towards sweatpants.
"Your pants are regular cloth?"

I'd say if someone doesn't want to associate with me because I'm wearing sweatpants I probably wouldn't want to associate with them either.
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