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OfflineSuspector
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Good stand up comedians? acts? videos?
    #21687706 - 05/16/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Feel free to share the best ones you have seen. I've decided my eyes are too fucking strained to watch TV for awhile and spend more time than a few clicks on the computer now and then, so I will enjoy listening to comedy on my down time. and resting my eyeballs. Goddamn it feels like the inside of my eyeball has a headache. Anyways, Link Posting is appreciated! Preferably youtube :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector] * 2
    #21687795 - 05/16/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Tom Segura, both people in my sig, chelsea peretti, louis ck, joe rogan, bill burr, amy schumer, jim norton, sam kinison, jim jefferies, doug stanhope, dave chappelle, there's too many lol


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector]
    #21687800 - 05/16/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Old George Carlin and Robin Williams have always been my favorite.


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 3
    #21687807 - 05/16/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Mitch Hedberg.  RIP brother.


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21687812 - 05/16/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21687825 - 05/16/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)




This is one of my favorite comedians ever.  He's a local guy, but he will be famous one day.


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21687848 - 05/16/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Tom Segura, both people in my sig, chelsea peretti, louis ck, joe rogan, bill burr, amy schumer, jim norton, sam kinison, jim jefferies, doug stanhope, dave chappelle, there's too many lol




I just watched Louis CK a few minutes ago, It was a 2015 one, I liked it I have to check out Joe Rogan. I remember enjoying his DMT skit/description

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OsculateOfDemise said:
Old George Carlin and Robin Williams have always been my favorite.




I have always wanted to check out George Carlin because of his memes, also, one skit I saw in the past. Also Robin Williams I remember seeing an interview, He is a unique talent for sure. The way he reacts to people is almost genius, at least it was on one of the late night type of shows I saw
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Mitch Hedberg.  RIP brother.




I have seen nearly all of Mitch Hedberg. There is a joke he had about like number 7 (orwhatever number) being pissed off at number 8 (again dont remember the full joke or numbers) for whatever reason that I cannot remember or find.  It was one of my favorites from him and I just will never hear the actual joke again, I will just remember the feeling of cleverness that came along with it like most of his one liners/two liners and such. He was also a Unique talent, different then Robin Williams, but very creative and original. I guess they both had that going for them


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector]
    #21687853 - 05/16/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

bill burr joe rogan old eddie murphy, carlin.  charlie murphy wasn't bad chappelle


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector] * 1
    #21687868 - 05/16/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"I had an ant farm, them boys didnt grow shit.."
"My apartment had a koala infestation, it was the cutest infestation you ever seen.."
"My friend asked if I wanted a frozen bananna, I said no, but I might want a regular bananna later, so I said yes.."

..seriouly, that dude trips me the fuck out.

"I have a vest, but if I got my arms cut off Id have a coat"


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21687871 - 05/16/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

" I believe that big foot is blurry, it's not the photographers fault, which is even extra scary to me, because there is a large out of focus monster, roaming the country sideeee."

Guy was seriously a legend, and a very unique comedian.


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21687881 - 05/16/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yea he was up there man..


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21687882 - 05/16/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



If anyone hasn't checked out Ron White, I recommend that 2 minute clip to get a taste of him. Growing up I watched his stuff. Drunk in public, and 'They call me tater' salad were my favorite stand up acts of his.

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Amanita86 said:
"I had an ant farm, them boys didnt grow shit.."
"My apartment had a koala infestation, it was the cutest infestation you ever seen.."
"My friend asked if I wanted a frozen bananna, I said no, but I might want a regular bananna later, so I said yes.."

..seriouly, that dude trips me the fuck out.

"I have a vest, but if I got my arms cut off Id have a coat"




He is the one liner king. I can't think of anyone who had that style before him, or after.


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector]
    #21687886 - 05/16/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"I used too do drugs.. I still do, but I used too to.."


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21687896 - 05/16/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"I havn't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.."


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21687920 - 05/16/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
"I used too do drugs.. I still do, but I used too to.."



I love this line....but the grammar nazi in me is  screaming because you used every 'to' and 'too' incorrectly. :facepalm:


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21687939 - 05/16/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I get hella confused, I have koala's running amuck in my apartment..


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Suspector]
    #21687945 - 05/16/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just recently stumbled upon this guy Chris Porter, I was surprised, he is pretty fucking funny.



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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: RobZombie68]
    #21687950 - 05/16/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I just recently stumbled upon this guy Chris Porter, I was surprised, he is pretty fucking funny.







fucking thank you i did not remember this guys name till now lol


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21687952 - 05/16/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes... I was like, dude, you have too wait"


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Re: Good stand up comedians? acts? videos? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21688090 - 05/16/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm sure u've heard of Chris Delia?.. He so hot right now



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