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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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ak47myth said:
Seriously how do you enjoy walking a dog while carrying a bag of shit in your hand? You look ridiculous. Most of you probably collect your dogs shit in your dresser drawers or something.



It sounds like you've been mistreated in life and beaten down into a lump of coal.
But it's your own fault for letting it degrade you like this.

People are cruel & life is unfair. :hug:

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: 1234go]
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Ohh.. I bet the shit picker upper people live in places with no grass or something like that. Picking up dogshit where I live would be stupid for sure. Mabey in a super fancy neighborhood where the houses are right on top of each other & everyone jogs and shit it would be different


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Matt87]
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everyone who owns a dog shud never pick it up

itd create jobs lol


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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ak47myth said:
zappaisgod said:
Yes.  That is correct.  You are the asshole.


You are spot on brother. If i knew where you lived i would feed my dog before walking her past your house.




And if I knew where you lived I'd pick it up myself and smear it on your doorknob.  Might even add some of my own smelly dumps to the mix.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: stzacrack]
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Have we met before? Your user name is stza and Ive made like 1000 crack rock steady posts since I joined, how come I dont remember seeing yu in them?

LOC is fucking awesome :thumbup:


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Zombi3]
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If i have my dog out in a public place then yes, I would pick it up.
But in my yard never.
I feed my dogs almost raw chicken. When dogs are on a natural raw meat diet their poop turns white and then crumbles to dust in a week or less.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: King of Pain]
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Not to derail the topic, but since everyone is talking about dog shit... Where did all the white dog shit go?


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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Its the law here.
I don't carry the shit around with me though. If I'm near woods, I throw it in there and roll the bag up for the rest of the walk.
If I'm not near woods, I only carry it to the nearest trash receptacle.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: FruitOfLife]
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FruitOfLife said:
Not to derail the topic, but since everyone is talking about dog shit... Where did all the white dog shit go?


I ate it! Seriously though my sister coerced me to eat a white dog shit when I was 3.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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That explains lots of things :ifyoucanawe:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: trekie] * 1
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People who pick up after their dogs are awesome! It is actually mandatory where I live.

If I see you not picking up shit in front of my house, imma pick it up myself and throw it at you


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Zombi3]
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Zombi3 said:
Have we met before? Your user name is stza and Ive made like 1000 crack rock steady posts since I joined, how come I dont remember seeing yu in them?

LOC is fucking awesome :thumbup:


i don't own a computer but i'm a heavy lurker

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: stzacrack]
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stzacrack said:
I walk both dogs. one dog shits, the other eats the shit.

problem solved, thank me later

:manofapproval:




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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Shiithead]
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This is what I'd do with dog shit if I cared to pick it up xD




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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Shiithead]
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$250-$500 fine to not pick up after your dog where I live and thats the whole state.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: Herbologist]
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Personal responsibility is hard for a lot of people to accept. Allowing your dog to crap on someone else's yard and not pick it up is just lack of respect for others.  If you're out in the woods and your dog craps in a desolate place, not such a big deal. 

Why not let your dog crap on your yard first and then take him for a walk?  That's what I do.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: KauaiOrca]
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KauaiOrca said:
Personal responsibility is hard for a lot of people to accept. Allowing your dog to crap on someone else's yard and not pick it up is just lack of respect for others.  If you're out in the woods and your dog craps in a desolate place, not such a big deal. 

Why not let your dog crap on your yard first and then take him for a walk?  That's what I do.



I always make my dogs go out back and give them SUFFICIENT time to take a shit, I even tell them to go potty. Yet, without fail, as the worst possible moment when cars are going back and forth and hot girls have commenced their walk in my direction, my dogs will squat and start shitting.


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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: ak47myth]
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ak47myth said:
Seriously how do you enjoy walking a dog while carrying a bag of shit in your hand? You look ridiculous. Most of you probably collect your dogs shit in your dresser drawers or something.


Yeah asshole status

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: fatflash]
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i honestly never pick it up, I know im a jerk. Though if we are near the end of our walk i would always stop them and make the hold it in.

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Re: If you carry a poop bag for your dog. [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
It's a basic courtesy to clean up after your dog, silly looking or not.


This, and I rather not have to deal with fines/angry neighbors everytime I walk my dog.

The trade off? I have a dog.

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